Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 12, 2011 11:27:54 September 12, 2011 11:27:54

I’m writing as fast as I can. Fassy is coming. Gosling too. And Hamm. And some others. And freebies! While I pound it out, please visit my online friends.

Baby Wipes will bust your ass (Dlisted)

Thin Perspective according to Lindsay LOHAN (The Superficial)

The Throne is eating...Oreos! (Celebedge)

See that hip roll would bother me (Hollywood Tuna)

Um, Jennifer Aniston is making Justin Theroux kinda hot (Pop Sugar)

Is Christina Ricci thinnifying again? (Just Jared)

Bad. All one colour and BAD. (Cele|bitchy

Ronaldo’s baby (Socialite Life)

Check it. Clooney’s piece. Vintage Stacy Keibler. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

H7 shops more than you do (I'm Not Obsessed)

Two out of Four

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 12, 2011 10:50:40 September 12, 2011 10:50:40

When I wrote about Gwyneth’s Emmy nomination on Friday - click here if you missed - I wondered whether or not any of the old Academy members were friends of her father. You know from the St Elsewhere days. Gwyneth won. And, as noted last week, since she skipped the Creative Arts Emmys, now that she’s a winner, do you think she’ll skip the Primetime Emmys? And a chance to be presented to a live television audience as an Emmy winner? And the opportunity to present an Emmy herself? Oh. Full Story

Evan, Alex, Grey Goose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 12, 2011 10:33:00 September 12, 2011 10:33:00

I happened to be at the bar at the Grey Goose/Soho House party when I saw them see each other and talk just 3 feet away from me. Please. Vodka has great timing. Alexander Skarsgard and Evan Rachel Wood had a thing going when he started shooting Straw Dogs with Kate Bosworth. Then he wasted his time with Kate Bosworth while ERW went back to Manson. Full Story

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George, Stacy, and Grey Goose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 12, 2011 09:51:42 September 12, 2011 09:51:42

The Grey Goose Soho House party was wall to wall to wall action. So much so that I think I might have to split it up into 3 different posts in order to be able to convey most of the information. Most. There’s a good chance I’ll have to leave out a few details in the interest of time. Just to put it in perspective for you - there was a Vanity Fair event happening at the same time. Full Story

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Missing Blake at TIFF

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 12, 2011 08:14:58 September 12, 2011 08:14:58

Blake Lively was on every list of expected attendees for TIFF 2011 for her movie Hick. And then the Hick premiere carpet came and went and she wasn’t on it. Instead, Chloe Moretz posed really hard. Where was Blake? Blake passed up a chance to promote her actress-ing at a film festival? Blake was last photographed in New York working on Gossip Girl on Wednesday. Full Story

A private Brange dinner at TIFF 2011

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 12, 2011 07:29:00 September 12, 2011 07:29:00

Exclusive But the woman really can’t seem to pick a good dress, can she? There were some people who actually doubted that she would come. That Brad Pitt would present Moneyball, for the first time EVER, without the Jolie by his side. Please. They don’t know Brange. And where Brange is concerned, it’s always in the details. Full Story

JLo & Coop???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 12, 2011 06:44:57 September 12, 2011 06:44:57

Before we get into TIFF and how Stacy Keibler has erased all trace of the former Italian Queen Elisabetta Canalis, we need to talk about Jennifer Lopez and Bradley Cooper. Is this how we’re starting a new week in gossip? I love it so much. TMZ broke the story yesterday that JLo and Coop went on a date in New York. Full Story

September 12, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 12, 2011 06:34:06 September 12, 2011 06:34:06

Patty O’Brien! It was great meeting you at Strombo’s on Friday night after you went to Moneyball and watched the Brange. Yes. He IS hot. The hair is HOT. I don’t understand why others aren’t feeling this. Congratulations on the success of Abundance Naturally Full Story

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Apparently the crush I have on Marisa Tomei was not misguided on my part (if there was any doubt to begin with). Lainey stood next to her for a while the other night and says that she’s stunning in person. She’ll have a bunch of updates for you tomorrow from the weekend’s party scene including Clooney, and will hopefully spend a little time on Marisa. I’d like to spend a little time on Marisa. In a different way though.

Anyway, Lainey’s been on shoots and carpets all day. I’ll post a couple of photo sets to catch you up on today’s pressers, arrivals, and premieres. Back to full schedule tomorrow.

Married to gossip,

Jacek