Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Dear Gossips,

(Jacek: It was quite a day today.  Thanks for your patience.  We think we found the problem so tomorrow should be back to normal.  If anything ever happens, however, go to Lainey's Twitter for updates as many of you did.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2011 20:08:21 November 22, 2011 20:08:21

Here's some of what you missed today courtesy our friends.

Is it scary to you the “hold” Marc Anthony has over JLo? (The Superficial)

So this is the face that 8 kids can buy their mother? (Dlisted)

They don’t make clothes small enough for her body (Hollywood Tuna)

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson go out for dinner (Pop Sugar)

Katherine Heigl is happy in her marriage because her career is great. Yes, that’s actually what she said.  (Just Jared)

Kristen Wiig is smart and funny but GQ still wanted her to take her clothes off (Popoholic)

Ben Affleck on the school run (Celebuzz)

Desperate to know what Jeremy Renner sounds like when he includes “my son” in his sentences (Towleroad)

Great. I’m so glad all this dumbass bumpwatching has put Katy Perry in a position where she has to call herself fat (Amy Grindhouse)

Ohhhhh... myyyyy. Look what happened to Vanessa from Gossip Girl. WHO? (Go Fug Yourself)

A break from Blake’s breasts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2011 16:48:33 November 22, 2011 16:48:33
Jamie McCarthy/Getty

After showing up in that horrific Marchesa the other night - click here for a refresher - Blake Lively went with Elie Saab last night at the opening of Gaga’s Workshop at Barneys in New York. Once again, it’s too small. See how the button is pulling? Then again, if she’d gone up a size, the jacket couldn’t have cupped around her breasts the way they are here for best possible presentation. Full Story

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Hugh Grant testifies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2011 16:36:01 November 22, 2011 16:36:01
Wenn, Bauer

Hugh Grant gave testimony at the Leveson Inquiry yesterday continuing his crusade not only against Rupert Murdoch’s News International and the new defunct News of the World but also other British tabloids, The Daily Mail and The Mirror. He claims his phone was hacked, that he and his baby mother - with whom he had that “fleeting affair” - have been stalked, and that this home has been burgled by members of the press eager to expose his sh-t. Full Story

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Monday, November 21, 2011

Dear Gossips,

I always get panicky on award show nights about how to cover the event on the blog the next day: what to write, how early to get up, if I’ll have enough time to post all the photos/videos/noteworthy moments. This is how I was feeling about half an hour before the American Music Awards after seeing my ma for dinner and settling in at Duana’s last night in Toronto.  Read Full Intro

You’re lucky if you’re going to New York

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2011 22:00:07 November 21, 2011 22:00:07

I have no plans to be in New York before the end of the year. But if I did, one of the first items on my checklist would be to see Alan Rickman on stage.He’s performing in Seminar at the Golden Theatre playing Leonard, a literary icon teaching a private writing class and favouring some students over others. Full Story

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Baby Gatsby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2011 21:15:01 November 21, 2011 21:15:01
Wenn, Clint Brewer/Splash, Jason Merritt/Getty

Another problem with the American Music Awards last night? Um, totally not enough Justin and Selena. What’s the fixation? As Sasha wrote to me over bbm last night - it’s like we’ve been invited along on their prom date, ok? And the theme at the AMAs was The Great Gatsby.I’m 16 years old, I love high school movies, especially if there’s dancing, and right now I am looking at him looking at her and It’s. Full Story

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She wasn’t the worst...and her breasts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2011 20:16:49 November 21, 2011 20:16:49
Wenn, Oliver S Wolf/Splash

Katherine Heigl presented at the American Music Awards last night. And while Heigl can normally be counted on to look the worst on these occasions, surprisingly, she wasn’t. Like, at all. In fact, this may have been one of her better showings.Or am I just getting blinded by her tits? This is the kind of hold-up-your-breast situation that results in the old “did she get them done” discussion. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2011 19:16:39 November 21, 2011 19:16:39

Please note: many of you have emailed today about Blake Lively in that ugly ass Marchesa dress. Those pictures were already posted early this morning in LifeStyle. Also in LifeStyle, Sasha’s giving it to a possessive friend, straight up.

JLo’s single gyrations (Dlisted)

Christina Aguilera gets jammed in her dress (The Superficial)

Kristen Stewart leaves the apartment of love (Pop Sugar

Beyonce rejects Gwyneth’s husband (Celebedge)

So it’s been a few months since you’ve seen Taylor Momsen dressed inappropriately... (Hollywood Tuna)

Royal blue on Salma Hayek (Just Jared)

Not feeling Viggo here at all (Cele|bitchy)

Orlando Bloom is staying here (The Travel Presse)

Ashley Greene bores you again on the cover of Spanish Esquire (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Beyonce goes from not wanting people to know she was pregnant to pretty much blasting us with it all the time (I'm Not Obsessed)