Not Today, Satan

Maria Posted by Maria at October 25, 2017 16:22:50 October 25, 2017 16:22:50
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There is no celebrity couple I worry about more than the Beckhams. I would be crushed if they split and not because I think they are #couplesgoals (I’m a grown woman), but because I really think they’ve endured together, personally and professionally. Football, the Spice Girls, her chav stage, his infidelity, their move to LA, his retirement from professional sports, her rebirth as a fashion designer, and of course four children. Full Story

Boogie Down Marky Mark

Maria Posted by Maria at October 25, 2017 13:56:25 October 25, 2017 13:56:25

When I saw the headline about Mark Wahlberg asking for divine forgiveness for his role in Boogie Nights, I didn’t quite believe it. But this source article from The Chicago Tribune pretty much confirms that the headlines are accurate. Marky Mark gave the remarks while appearing alongside Cardinal Blase Cupich, the archdiocese of Chicago, at a church event Full Story

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I Do in Rio

Maria Posted by Maria at October 25, 2017 13:32:49 October 25, 2017 13:32:49

If you read Instagram comments (as I often do – for research, OK?!) you know that “come to Brazil” will inevitable appear on a celebrity post. It’s both a command and an invitation that’s become a meme. John Mayer recently joked about it; Katy Perry commented “lol Full Story

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Tuesday, October 24, 2017

Dear Gossips,

Here are some pictures I wanted to post yesterday until I started feeling like sh-t. Angelina Jolie was photographed on Sunday with Knox and two of their dogs at the pet store. Angelina and the kids have a rottweiler, Dusty  Read Full Intro

What Else?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2017 19:28:32 October 24, 2017 19:28:32

Taylor Swift’s new video will be released tomorrow night. Michael K lists off all her inspirations – the most dominant one being Ghost In The Shell. That would be Scarlett Johansson’s sh-t movie that everyone got mad at because of the whitewashing. Full Story

Don’t Say “Uncle”

Maria Posted by Maria at October 24, 2017 18:32:21 October 24, 2017 18:32:21
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One thing I found so illuminating in Lupita Nyong’o’s essay in The New York Times  is how she was able to explain something that so many accounts about Harvey Weinstein couldn’t capture: the intimacy of working in a creative field. Full Story

Woman speaks, Sean Penn panics

Sarah Posted by Sarah at October 24, 2017 18:05:52 October 24, 2017 18:05:52
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Remember when Sean Penn spent 10,000 words jerking himself off in Rolling Stone about his meeting with drug cartel kingpin El Chapo? Remember how he strutted like he’s such a legendary badass and brilliant writer—the new Hemingway—and then Ricky Gervais made fun of him? Lainey covered it here Full Story

Smutty Social Media, October 24, 2017

Maria Posted by Maria at October 24, 2017 17:19:59 October 24, 2017 17:19:59
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It recently occurred to me that Josh Charles and Christine Baranski probably know why Julianna Margulies and Archie Panjabi couldn’t stand to be in the same room. Yes, I still think about their final scene in The Good Wife Full Story