Met Bachelor: Tim Tebow
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I don’t give a sh-t about Tim Tebow and the Jets are a joke for signing him but I needed to report something and get it out of the way so this is why he’s here. You know that new show The Choice? Click here for a refresher. I’ve been hearing rumours all over the place that he’s one of the four bachelors. Full Story
Met Gala skating pass: Nina Dobrev
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You know I love her a lot. She’s my girl. I cheer for her every chance I get. I tried to cheer for her Donna Karan dress at the Met Gala (yay Nina’s at the Met Gala!), I really did. But the thing about Nina is ...It’s always just so loud, sparkly, ruffly, sequiney, bright, sheer. In other words, figure skating seems to be her go-to. Full Story
Diane Kruger: Best Met Colour
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Very much like this purple mostly because I never thought I’d see her in it. Same goes for the shape of the Prada dress. Again with those goddamn feathers. But here’s where style instinct comes into play. Diane Kruger resists the urge to trick out her hair like full ballerina. Rather, the way it’s been blown out, it’s almost. Full Story
Kirsten Dunst & Rodarte at the Met Gala 2012
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What’s the difference between Mary Kate Olsen and Kirsten Dunst? With MK I feel like she goes out of her way to be Other, so that you can smell her Other from the next room, forcing its way into your room, until you throw your hands up and surrender. Does she actually LIKE the style she’s chosen? It’s debatable. Full Story
Met Olsen: Mary Kate
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If Mary Kate Olsen showed up at the Met Gala and won the majority of the style vote from the masses, in her mind she would have failed. MK isn’t interested in appealing to the PEOPLE.com readership. Sure, I get that. I get that this is a statement, or something: I’m not the baby on Full House anymore. Full Story
Cate Blanchett: Met Gala disappointment
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Sorry.I’m not saying it sucks. I’m not saying it’s Paula Patton. But by Cate Blanchett standards, I am underwhelmed. It’s fitted black with a high collar and another f-cking feathered skirt. And it’s McQueen. It has to be the tamest, most restrained McQueen in the collection. Check back on Florence Welch for comparison here Full Story
Kate Bosworth: Met Matchy Matchy
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Kate Bosworth and Gwyneth Paltrow both wore Prada. I’m ...not sure G would have been aware of that beforehand. You know.Not overly impressed with the feathers here because it only works on someone with no curves and no body fat - trust me, regular size women look super heavy in this design - but the colour, I LOVE the colour. Full Story
Kristen Wiig: Worst Met Colour
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Orange is not her colour. And this dress by Stella McCartney is NOT FOR THE MET GALA.Why am I shouting?Because I am mad at her. She was almost the overall Worst. What is that lace? What is that material? What is this effort? You don’t want to go? Don’t go. Because you know the Met Gala is more than just a lazy orange mid-calf cocktail dress with daytime shoes. Full Story
Christina Ricci: Best Met Substitute for Victoria Beckham
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Look at her. Look at her trying her best to fill in for Victoria Beckham who did not attend the Met Gala this year. In her place then, the substitute Christina Ricci, posing as hard as we’ve ever seen her pose. Put it this way - Lea Michele was there last night and seemed almost casual by comparison. Full Story
Met Gala Thinnification: Ashley Greene
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She’s wearing white Donna Karan. Basically a wedding dress. You’ve seen it a thousand times. What’s new here, or new-ish, at least since last year’s Met Gala, is Ashley Greene’s thinnification. Ashley Greene was always fit. She had a great body. Slim but strong and seemingly healthy.Somewhere along the way though, as they do in Hollywood, someone must have told her she was “too athletic”, and “not delicate enough”. Full Story
Met Gala Shrug: Claire Danes
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There’s nothing objectionable here, no. And I might have liked where J Mendel was going with a white tuxedo dress because I do love the lapels. But maybe on someone else, someone less...shruggy. Maybe Christina Ricci who could have worn it with more theatricality and more interesting footwear. Claire Danes however just . Full Story