Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2011 19:30:35 November 18, 2011 19:30:35

Sasha found Zooey Deschanel shorts and then found a lot more shorts and is randomly into stationery - LifeStyle

More style ideas for Blake Lively (Dlisted)

EXACTLY WHAT HE SAID (The Superficial)

Amanda Seyfried in red lips and a one piece (Hollywood Tuna)

Kristen Stewart wears her pants like Justin Bieber (Pop Sugar)

Jude Law looks scruffy and tired and ... sigh... so not as pretty anymore when Sienna’s not around (Just Jared)

Side shot of Jessica Biel’s shelf ass (Moe Jackson)

This is really, really, REALLY lame. Like I said yesterday, it’s some Twi-Hard sh-t. Please make it stop (Cele|bitchy)

That Selena Gomez sure is articulate (Celebedge)

I guess if a Madam approves of your choices, you’re doing something right (Gossip.thedailywh.at)

Anna Paquin looks really hot in these photos (Celebuzz)

You think she has to pay?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2011 18:23:37 November 18, 2011 18:23:37
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ChinaFotoPress/Getty, Keystone Press

Gwyneth Paltrow was in Beijing yesterday as the international ambassador for Coach at the brand’s 70th anniversary celebration. A LOT of Chinese people buy Coach. In fact, a lot of Chinese people buy all luxury brands. You could argue that Chinese people are keeping luxury brands alive. When we were in Dubai last week at that crazy ass mall with all the expensive labels, only Chinese people were actually walking out of the store with purchases. Full Story

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Jay! Nick! Daisy!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2011 17:52:17 November 18, 2011 17:52:17
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INF

These are the best shots yet from the set of The Great Gatsby in Sydney of Leonardo DiCaprio, Tobey Maguire, and Carey Mulligan as Jay, Nick, and Daisy directed by Baz Luhrmann...in 3D. I looooooove Carey’s hair so much. And Leo’s little wave, what do you think of Leo’s little wave? Leo just celebrated his 37th birthday last week in New York the same day J Edgar opened to mixed reviews and a box office of $11 million, so even though his performance has been praised, the film’s modest to underwhelming response could mean he just misses the final 5 for a Best Actor nomination. Full Story

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Mimi > Dembabies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2011 17:18:43 November 18, 2011 17:18:43

 Nick Cannon went baby crazy yesterday on his Twitter with new photos of Dembabies, Roc and Roe. Please note that their mother, the real Mariah Mimi, has to be present always, even if it means luxuriating her foot in their faces, clad in a pink dressing gown (which I imagine she only wears for an hour of the day before changing into a different colour and style). Full Story

Buck up and eat bologna

Duana Posted by Duana at November 18, 2011 17:15:14 November 18, 2011 17:15:14

Ringer Season 1 Episode 9 Ha ha.   I may be in the minority, but I’m pretty entertained when I get punked by a show.    Ringer is doing a damn good job.    It keeps me guessing all of the time whether or not Bridget is a damn idiot, or if she’s actually pretty clever. Full Story

Also overlooked...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2011 16:40:16 November 18, 2011 16:40:16
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Frazer Harrison/Getty

At the GQ Men of the Year party - Timothy Olyphant and Jon Hamm. Only a handful of photos of them too while there’s a full page of Justin Timberlake apparently because... he can bring it on down to Liquorville...? Olyphant looks HOT. Jon Hamm...Are we fighting if I say he’s not doing it for me here? What kind of hard-to-please bitch am I when I say I don’t like it that he’s smiling so broadly? Full Story

There is not enough Fassy!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2011 15:59:05 November 18, 2011 15:59:05
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Lester Cohen/FREDERIC J. BROWN/Frazer Harrison/Getty

GQ celebrated their Men Of The Year at a party at Chateau Marmont last night. There are, like, 80 thousand pictures of Justin Timberlake at the event.You know how many of Michael Fassbender?10 in Getty Images which is the largest photo agency with the most access. 10. Of those 10 photos, only 2 of them are stock. Full Story

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They un-followed each other

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2011 15:40:33 November 18, 2011 15:40:33
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WENN

This is what it’s come to, I guess. It’s really, really, REALLY over when you un-follow your husband/boyfriend/girlfriend/lover on Twitter. And re-follow for a booty call, and then un-follow anew to mark that it’s done for good. Shortly after Demi Moore released her statement yesterday that she’s to divorce Ashton Kutcher, they un-followed each other on Twitter. Full Story

November 18, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2011 15:20:40 November 18, 2011 15:20:40

Happy Birthday to my beautiful wife Carrie O!!!  Enjoy the last year of your 20s... It's getting harder and harder for me to remember your birthday every year.  The first reason being because I am old and forgetful, and secondly you never seem to look older.  Enjoy your SMUTTY TINGLES, you SMUTTY GIRL!!!! To Sherilyn from Craig who at first said you’d enjoy some Prime Minister David Cameron and Christopher Hitchens (errrm, what am I missing???) but then said it’d be better if I just posted Julia Louis Dreyfus because you are a real life Elaine so that you can honk it up on the GO train. Full Story

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Dear Gossips,

So I’ve been behind on a lot of my sh-t because of the travelling. And finally, after getting nagged by so many of you, I’ve caught up on Misfits. A longer post will follow on this later but for now, like, ummm...Not to sound smug but.  Read Full Intro

Gossip Nostalgia by request

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2011 21:59:00 November 17, 2011 21:59:00
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Bauer

After my article yesterday on Jennifer Lopez, Casper Smart, and how she did much better - gossip-wise - back with Ben Affleck, many of you wrote to say (including Sandy C just an hour ago) that you’d never seen the Vegas photos of JLo sitting at the poker table with Ben, realising, as the paps were shooting, that it was totally, finally over. Full Story