July 26, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2011 07:01:51 July 26, 2011 07:01:51

Dearest Jane, happy bday sis! Where would I be without you?! A little taller I guess (more milk for me) and a little fatter (less competition). If I could get you anything (other than the iPad you demanded), you know I'd have Michael Muhney standing on your door step wearing only a big red bow! Love ya sis. Full Story

Monday, July 25, 2011

Dear Gossips,

My favourite Amy Winehouse Song is Tears Dry On Their Own. How could such a happy sounding song be, at its heart, so terribly, terribly sad? He walks away, the sun goes downHe takes the day but I’m goneAnd in your wayIn this blue shadeMy tears dry on their ownBlue Shade is exactly what it is.  Read Full Intro

Mimi is bleak and pow pow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2011 13:59:48 July 25, 2011 13:59:48

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you feel like sh-t today, I PROMISE you, watch this, watch this RIGHT NOW, and Mimi will make you feel better. In fact, any time you feel like sh-t watch this. And Mimi will heal it all. Mimi was back on HSN this weekend selling her butterfly cheap sh-t. The product doesn’t matter though. Full Story

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The BFF hates me,my thin cousin,waitress + manager

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2011 12:31:19 July 25, 2011 12:31:19

Written by Sasha Hi Sasha, I'm looking for perspective on a matter and really hope you can help. My husband's best friend was in and out of our lives till about 5 years ago. 5 years ago the friend stopped calling or coming around. Full Story

JLo is free

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2011 11:37:43 July 25, 2011 11:37:43

Jennifer Lopez spent the weekend in Miami, part of it luxuriating on a yacht in a bikini, ready for the next after formally announcing her divorce from Marc Anthony. It's freedom. And relief. And, for us, it's as you've all been agreeing, very good for gossip. This is the most you've cared about her in years. Full Story

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Leighton Meester Sues – and is Sued

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2011 11:03:36 July 25, 2011 11:03:36

Written by Duana I finished reading “Random Family” a few weeks ago, and it’s one of those books I wish I could have back. Like I wish I could not have read it already so that I could read it again. It chronicles 12 years in the lives of a sister and brother who are both deep in the drug trade. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2011 10:54:44 July 25, 2011 10:54:44

Um, MUCH prefer Matt Damon bald to this (Dlisted)

Comic-Con is great, but they let in a LOT of riffraff (The Superficial)

Adele on Amy Winehouse (OMG!)

I really, REALLY want Bar Rafaeli and Blake Lively to pose in bikinis side by side (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate and Matt are making sure the firstborn still has fun (Pop Sugar)

In person...she is INCREDIBLY beautiful (Just Jared)

Oh look. Lindsay LOHAN is super serious about community service (Cele|bitchy)

I met him this weekend. And he has many advantages over Kellan Lutz. Including the ability to walk and talk at the same time. (Socialite Life)

Pippa keeps training (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Why do I feel like Christie Brinkley would be a MESS on a reality show? (I'm Not Obsessed)

Jolie & the Duchess: thin friends and shoe friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2011 09:14:15 July 25, 2011 09:14:15

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were spotted together at the Dorchester in London on Saturday. You know who used to stay at the Dorchester? Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. It was one of their favourites. They’d have massive rows there and then wake everyone up all over again with their f-cking. Full Story

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Her Majesty thinks it’s “Dreadful”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2011 08:32:35 July 25, 2011 08:32:35

Queen Elizabeth and Catherine were together the other day touring through the Royal Wedding exhibit at Buckingham Palace where Kate’s McQueen gown is now on display along with other items from the occasion including her cake and shoes. This was a major event. Not because of the dress, but because Her Majesty is telling us she doesn’t mind you seeing her spending time with her new granddaughter-in-law, and without her grandson around. Full Story

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On Kit and Game of Thrones at Comic-Con 2011

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2011 07:43:15 July 25, 2011 07:43:15

As Sarah noted in her post earlier, Game of Thrones was a huge draw this weekend at Comic-Con. The line was long for the panel. Unfortunately – for me at least – there was no standard line for the media. They allowed 2 or 3 of the big outlets a few questions but it wasn’t a regular situation where the press were invited to a specific event. Full Story

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Rob Lowe’s frosted tips

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2011 06:52:12 July 25, 2011 06:52:12

Not really sure why Rob Lowe was at Comic-Con and, frankly, you know-it-alls should save yourselves the effort because this is not what I’m caring about right now. What I care about right now is his hair. And why it’s so midlife crisis-y and dirty blonde. And why he’s styling it like Kellan Lutz would if he wasn’t born with a jerry curl. Full Story