Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2011 11:15:44 May 27, 2011 11:15:44

Amy Winehouse has always been sad smut for me. But… the way Michael K writes about her, especially the episode in the salon loo, am I horrible if I laughed? (Dlisted)

AS IF THIS TWAT THINKS SHE’S THE NEW WILL AND KATE!!!! (The Superficial)

Dude, why disturb the butterflies over one f-cking beer??? (Popeater)

Bikini top under a fur vest – steezy and classy or she’s dating a gross philandering athlete who wears Ed Hardy? (Hollywood Tuna)

Gisele Bundchen and her picture perfect boys (Pop Sugar)

How long before we see a LeAnn Rimes sex tape? (Just Jared)

They want to stop Fried Chicken from having more babies (Cele|bitchy

Can Taylor Lautner be on tv withOUT doing a backflip or a karate kick? (Pink Is The New Blog)

Emma Roberts and Juno Temple trying to be arty and pop culturey (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

WANT: Kristen Stewart’s hair and eye makeup in her MTV Movie Awards ads (Celebuzz)

Keira in a comedy, Keira in love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2011 10:20:38 May 27, 2011 10:20:38

I’ve been catching up on my Daily Shows since getting back from Cannes. Finally had the chance to watch Keira Knightley from May 9th. She was promoting Last Night. Jacek and I viewed this particular episode together. And half way through her interview, he decided that he was into her. That he liked her. Full Story

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Katniss, Gale, Prim!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2011 09:47:00 May 27, 2011 09:47:00

From North Carolina and the set of The Hunger Games – here are Jennifer Lawrence, Liam Hemsworth, Willow Shields, and author Suzanne Collins continuing production on the film. Good. Because with a March release date, and some work to be done in post, I feel like it may have been getting a little tight. Full Story

The way J loves B

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2011 09:33:00 May 27, 2011 09:33:00

All this Justin and Selena loving is giving me the googly hearts! So Beyonce performed on American Idol the other night. As always, she f-ckin’ stomped it. The wind machine, the vocals, the moves, that girl is the Ultimate Entertainer. In any era, but especially in this one. Now I’ve sh-t on Beyonce before because, well, if you pull a douchebag diva move, you’re going to get called. Full Story

Sponsored Tingles: GOOPY Shoe Lust

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2011 09:26:01 May 27, 2011 09:26:01

Over the next few weeks we will explore Celebrity Shoe Lust courtesy of BAND-AID® Brand Blister Cushions. Killer stacks and BAND-AID® Brand. A logical fit, non? I have personal experience with this too as part of my job description involves waiting on a carpet in heels for 3 hours for a celebrity to arrive. Full Story

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What`s cute to old people

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2011 08:36:38 May 27, 2011 08:36:38

Jacek and I were driving around the neighbourhood yesterday. There`s a high school nearby and in the afternoon, the kids are always out killing a few hours before they have to get home. A boy and a girl were sitting outside a coffee house. They could not have been more than 16, 17 tops. She was on his lap, facing out, his arms were wrapped around hers, her head leaning back on his, blissed out, they were both really, really attractive, like a Gap ad or something, and I, like an old perv, immediately started awwwww-ing them as we passed by, almost as though it were a tourist attraction. Full Story

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The beigest scandal ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2011 07:48:00 May 27, 2011 07:48:00

It has all the elements of Great Gossip: an actress, a director, a supermodel, a mystery pregnancy… And then you find out it’s about January Jones and the whole story gets a downgrade, from Great Gossip to Just Gossip, if that. Beige Gossip is what it is. Anyway, E!Online’s Ted Casablanca posted an exclusive yesterday about X-Men: First Class director Matthew Vaughn acting all kinds of suspicious about January Jones’s pregnancy. Full Story

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One of Testino’s favourites

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2011 06:55:10 May 27, 2011 06:55:10

Kate Winslet doesn’t go out every night in New York. Hardly. But she stepped out last night to honour Mario Testino at the El Museo Del Barrio Gala. As you know, Testino is responsible for what Prince William regards as the best photos ever taken of his mother. For that reason, he asked Testino to shoot his engagement portraits. Full Story

May 27, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2011 06:40:30 May 27, 2011 06:40:30

Maud! Happy 25th Birthday with love from your sister Camille. First of all, I LOVE your names, Maud and Camille. Second, don’t make me scold you for feeling bummed out about being a quarter of a century. And third, Ryan Gosling and Jon Hamm are toasting you today. Enjoy! Happy 21st Birthday on Sunday Emily! Amy tells me you two are in your third year at Oxford and studying for finals which start on Monday. Full Story

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Thursday, May 26, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Last night I saw the trailer for New Girl with Zooey Deschanel and I really, really liked it. So I emailed Duana, “I really, really liked the New Girl trailer with Zooey Deschanel. Are you disappointed in me?” As of this writing she’d yet to reply.  Read Full Intro

Spider-Man is single

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2011 13:48:15 May 26, 2011 13:48:15

Not surprisingly, really. On many levels. First, they’re in their mid 20s and they’ve been together forever. Like over 3 years. It’s just… in that business… even in real life… I’m just saying a lot of change happens. Especially when the change involves one person becoming super successful, and then finding himself on the brink of superstardom. Full Story