Natalie Portman Frees The Children

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2012 18:56:29 April 3, 2012 18:56:29

Natalie Portman was photographed in Paris today to announce that that she and Dior are partnering with Free The Children. Portman is now the charity’s ambassador:“Investing in long term sustainable international development, which includes education, is key to breaking the cycle of poverty. As a mother and the organization’s newest ambassador, I am grateful to Free The Children for giving me the opportunity to channel my passion and love of children into meaningful action that furthers the education and leadership of young women for years to come. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2012 18:43:43 April 3, 2012 18:43:43

I won’t lie. I secret-watched Blue Lagoon on illegal pay tv during my, ahem, formative years and it gave me some feelings in some places (The Superficial)

I love that KFed is a synonym for “douche fertility” now (Dlisted)

Photo evidence that Hollywood can f-ck you up (Celeb|itchy)

Jessica Alba got a fake tat for a movie and I’m like - who put her in a movie? (Hollywood Tuna)

This is what I mean when I talk about British boys and their “poetry arms” (Pop Sugar)

(Slum) Love Is Blind (Just Jared)

God Eva Longoria gets photographed a lot (Popoholic)

American Reunion asses and penises (Towleroad)

Tweeting baby feet (Amy Grindhouse)

Oh... this poor girl doesn’t know what year it is (Go Fug Yourself)

Blake in the middle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2012 18:06:52 April 3, 2012 18:06:52

The poster for Oliver Stone’s Savages has been released. As you can see, Blake Lively is front and very centre, all hot and open-mouthed and tattooed and suppliant. Intriguing that we only see Aaron Johnson’s face behind a mask. As already reported, several times, Savages was supposed to open in September but has been moved up to July by a very confident Universal. Full Story

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Sunglasses At Night

Duana Posted by Duana at April 3, 2012 17:56:18 April 3, 2012 17:56:18

Smash Season 1 Episode 9 recapI'm calling you out, closet Smash watchers.  I know you are legion.  I get your tweets and emails and they always say the exact same thing: "I hate this show - so WHY can't I stop watching it?"  I feel you.  I understand.  It's a slow-moving car crash. Full Story

Could I love you again?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2012 16:47:15 April 3, 2012 16:47:15
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Yesterday I got yelled at by fans of Alexander Skarsgard for 1. putting him 2nd to Taylor Kitsch and 2. pointing out his knock-knees. Click here to see. Fans, you see, of anyone, they can never be entirely pleased. Anyway, here’s Alexander Skarsgard - FIRST! - with Taylor Kitsch and the cast of Battleship at the Tokyo premiere. Full Story

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Vaginas should be in bed if they have to be on TV

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2012 15:47:34 April 3, 2012 15:47:34

Vanity Fair released its new cover today: the ladies of television. How happy - and relieved - do you think they are that Sofia Vergara qualifies as a non-white (even though they made her skin colour as close to it as they possible could)? Good job for the acknowledgement that television is indeed more interesting and bold, especially for female roles, than film. Full Story

Tom Cruise works the stage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2012 15:12:58 April 3, 2012 15:12:58

Look, I loved the first Rock Of Ages trailer. Sorry, but I love the second one just as much. And this time... We get to hear him sing!Who?Tom Cruise. Of course.It’s totally digitised and overproduced, but that is his voice underneath all those computers. And that is him, all open-mouthed and try-hardy, strutting his leather covered thighs, flinging sweat from by side to side. Full Story

Close The Door

Duana Posted by Duana at April 3, 2012 15:08:35 April 3, 2012 15:08:35
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House of Lies Season 1 Episode 12 recapI like to think I'm a pretty decent traveller.  I'm not a two flights a week type, but I fly a fair bit, and know the drill.  Move fast and efficiently, and have your work nearby so each time you have to change locations you can start up again.  But all airports are not created equal. Full Story

Daniel Craig’s Olympic Bond?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2012 14:36:58 April 3, 2012 14:36:58

Check out Daniel Craig working on Bond Skyfall in London the other day. Bond is expected to return to theatres on November 9 but we may see him well before, at the Olympics, where he’ll apparently be opening the Games on July 27th...What? It’s a story that originated from the UK Sun Full Story

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Monday, April 2, 2012

Dear Gossips,

I think I might be really into Blake Shelton. But not in a way that would piss off Miranda Lambert because that girl knows all about the girl sh-t and how to bring it, hard. But Blake manages to get his cuts in and still be considered “good-natured”. Even though you know he and Miranda go home at the end of the night and piss on everyone they just had to endure several hours with. Like Carrie Underwood. And LeAnn Rimes. I would love, SO MUCH, to know what Blake and Miranda really say about LeAnn Rimes.

Murder, incest, cunning, and dragons - so how was Game Of Thrones for you? It’s the f-cking BEST, right? The night is dark and full of terrors. The year is too long with only 10 episodes and 10 long months without. Duana has the recap later but my short note is this: it always comes back to great writing, and there’s no better example of great writing than in the scenes between Cersei and Tyrion; just wait.

Yours in gossip,


Cate’s family holiday in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2012 20:30:19 April 2, 2012 20:30:19

Cate Blanchett and husband Andrew Upton were spotted today on holiday in Paris with their sons Dashiell, Roman, and Ignatius. They hit up the Louvre, walked around the Tuileries, and I really love that even Cate Blanchett makes her boys pose for photos when they don’t want to because, at this age, they don’t give a sh-t. Full Story

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