You know the night time...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2011 10:15:00 June 1, 2011 10:15:00

Is the right time... I love The Cosby Show for a lot of reasons. But the biggest reason is that my ma the Chinese Squawking Chicken loves The Cosby Show. She doesn’t understand most of it. But she still laughs. There’s something about Bill Cosby she finds really, really funny. In the hospital, as she’s fighting, she watches the reruns on the tv. Full Story

Leo made Blake’s life?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2011 09:38:12 June 1, 2011 09:38:12

You remember, when Katie Holmes first hooked up with the GMD, they managed to unearth an old article in which she declared that when she was little, she always wanted to marry Tom Cruise. Posters on her wall and sh-t. And when that happened...she announced that, “He made my life”. Which quickly became one of my all time favourite expressions. Full Story

Pippy’s Most Significant

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2011 08:47:05 June 1, 2011 08:47:05

Spoken like a man who just dumped a girl... I don’t always have kind things to say about Justin Timberlake, and this might be a backhanded compliment but after he f-cks up a girl, at least he’s speaks well of them. Including the most recent Jessica Biel. In his new interview with Vanity Fair, here’s how he described the Shelfy: “She is the single-handedly most significant person in my life. Full Story

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Back together

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2011 07:49:22 June 1, 2011 07:49:22

Remember that model Kate Winslet was dating? Louis Dowler. They broke up in November. Well, apparently they’re back together. Page Six reports that they were seen together a few days ago driving around in Woodstock. Remember when you all were like – she and Leo should totally be together!!!!! Yeah I never really understood this. Full Story

Breasts! Real or fake!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2011 06:41:34 June 1, 2011 06:41:34

OMG. One of my favourite games. Jacek’s too! He was just leaving for the dentist when I told him I was writing about this (yesterday) and of course had to come over to my desk and analyse for several minutes before he left. We LOVE co-studying breasts as a husband-wife activity. Pervy? Well, we’ve been married almost 10 years. Full Story

June 1, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2011 06:26:37 June 1, 2011 06:26:37

Caitlin! Happy 30th Birthday with love from Caroline who adores you and admires you and the way you stood when the bouquet was thrown there... I adore and admire you too! Heard it’s been a f-cker of a week or so. And that wedding? WTF??? I’m told you would appreciate a really bad fashion photo over a picture of a hot guy so. Full Story

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Welcome back to those of you returning from long weekend. A full day’s worth of articles was posted on Monday and several pieces were also up late Friday including Brange, Will and Kate, Bradley Cooper, Leo and Blake, Girl Dragon Tattoo, Game of Thrones, and more.  Read Full Intro

Mini Jude!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2011 14:59:15 May 31, 2011 14:59:15

It’s freaking me out that Jude Law has a 15 year old son. Almost 15. Rafferty will be 15 in October. Unless this is Rudy. But Rudy is supposed to be 8. And while I’m no expert on children, I think I can tell when a kid’s not 8. Here are the Laws, Jude and Rafferty, out for lunch together in St John’s Wood this week. Full Story

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BFF’s baby shower, her dick bf, & your sister

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2011 13:52:00 May 31, 2011 13:52:00

Written by Sasha Hi Sasha, So I need your help. My friend is preggo and she has asked me to host her baby shower which I am happy to do. The problem is that she has horrible taste, at least it is horrible to me. I'll let you judge for yourself, this Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2011 13:12:00 May 31, 2011 13:12:00

Just got out of X-Men: First Class screening. Review embargo until Friday, but I can tell you this: it is the mother-cking sh-t. Sooooooooo good.
Here are some Tingles while I look at Blake Lively’s bare breasts. That’s coming soon.


Leann Rimes is so proud to be thinner than you (The Superficial)

Angelina confirms Pitt Porn is good (Dlisted)

Imagine how Posh must be loving what’s happening to Cheryl Cole. (Popeater)

Minka Kelly doesn’t want to flash you (Hollywood Tuna)

If Jennifer Garner were wearing this outfit she’d look like a prairie girl, but not Keira Knightley (Pop Sugar)

Michelle Williams talks about her subconscious but all I want to do is stare at her hair (Just Jared)

When did Miley get such huge tits? (Popoholic)

First Look: Russel Brand and Alec Baldwin in Rock of Ages (Celebuzz)

What’s the official charge for dick rubbing? (The Blemish)

Mischa Barton obviously can’t accept that if you want to dress like this you actually have to matter (Go Fug Yourself)