Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2011 18:58:15 November 14, 2011 18:58:15

Sasha’s dealing with a friend who has a crazy stalker ex and a husband who isn’t there in LifeStyle

How often does a chronic cheater cheat? Because at least 19 sounds like ...that’s his job. (Dlisted)

If you ever wondered what addiction does to a set of nipples... (The Superficial)

Is the Son of Cruise rebelling against Xenu??? (Celebedge)

Rihanna’s feeling better in her short American shorts (Hollywood Tuna)

Beyonce’s bump looks big here (Pop Sugar)

Mila Kunis and the Men of the Year (Just Jared)

Eva Longoria got tweaked? (Cele|bitchy)

Gaga’s head cut off (Socialite Life)

Amanda Seyfried at the pool (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Sofia Vergara in a great dress (I'm Not Obsessed)

So what you’re saying is that you want your Oscar...?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2011 18:22:48 November 14, 2011 18:22:48
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Brad Pitt was interviewed by 60 Minutes in Australia. When Beyonce interviewed with the same outlet, her baby bump became a worldwide conspiracy. It’s not quite the same this time with Brad Pitt. Having said that, when it comes to Brange, there’s always an ulterior motive, isn’t there? (Well, maybe Ann Full Story

Salvatore’s Eleven

Duana Posted by Duana at November 14, 2011 18:12:09 November 14, 2011 18:12:09
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The Vampire Diaries Season 3 Episode 9 recap Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes.   This is the kind of fun I want to see on this show!  Everyone’s in one place, people are operating at cross-purposes, there are layers and layers.   My only real complaint is that Rebekah was taken out of the action so early, since we know she’s far more entertaining to listen to than Klaus is. Full Story

This is not a love story

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2011 17:25:31 November 14, 2011 17:25:31

You’re goddamn right, motherf-cker. The first full length trailer for The Hunger Games has been released. I.LOVE.IT.No, it’s not perfect. Haymitch’s wig is a problem. I’m not sure about Katniss’s prom dress on American Idol there, either. But these are minor, minor, minor complaints. What’s important, the most important, is tone. Full Story

I hate it when she slums

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2011 16:13:32 November 14, 2011 16:13:32
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Not that this Casper Smart fellow isn't nice; I'm sure he's very. Just...you know JLo. With her first two marriages, it was so BELOW stature. Ojani Noa, Cris Judd... she has this habit of going no-name when, for the good of gossip, she should be going Full Name, especially when Full Name used to be Ben Affleck. Full Story

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The Walking Dead episode 5: In which things get impossibly worse

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 14, 2011 16:02:55 November 14, 2011 16:02:55
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The Walking Dead season 2 episode 5 recap Another cold-open flashback, this time of a traffic jam that shows us the survivors finding each other on the highway. Revisiting Carol’s horrid husband, I’m still glad he got eaten by zombies in season one. We see the military napalming the streets of Atlanta, Redeker-styles. Full Story

The Iron Lady is coming

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2011 15:20:09 November 14, 2011 15:20:09
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Meryl Streep was in London today for the unveiling of the poster for The Iron Lady with the film’s director Phyllida Lloyd. Streep’s portrayal of Margaret Thatcher is expected to earn her yet another Oscar Best Actress nomination. I wasn’t really feeling the teaser trailer that was released in July. As I noted at the time Full Story

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The genteel ultrasound

Duana Posted by Duana at November 14, 2011 15:12:27 November 14, 2011 15:12:27
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Ringer Season 1 Episode 8 recap So…we come in on Bridget, terrified, watching this ultrasound, which is amazing.   Also, if it’s her ‘first’ ultrasound,  let me just say that this is an unusually genteel way to um, check stuff.  Thanks, preggo friends, for filling me in on that particular indignity. Full Story

A weekend in Kate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2011 14:43:31 November 14, 2011 14:43:31
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Jacek and I were in London on Remembrance Day. We walked by the Field of Remembrance at Westminster Abbey. There are so many poppies. Too many poppies. It’s... quite an arresting visual.For the Royal Family this was a significant weekend as the symbols of a nation to lead their people in remembering the fallen. Full Story

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November 14, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2011 14:11:45 November 14, 2011 14:11:45

Stephanie! I’m sorry I missed your birthday on Friday! HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY! How was Vancouver? And Whistler? BC boys are hot, non? Hope you had a wonderful west coast weekend! Happy 28th Birthday Heather with love from Megan who says…you’re not excited? Because of the number? WHAT??? How about a little “horn dog” Matt Lauer by request to get you out of your buzzkill? Obviously the first photo is my favourite because, in the background, look, it’s papayas! And for Carmela from New Jersey on your 26th birthday…and you have a test. Full Story