Mutant Actor Dad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2011 10:14:26 August 30, 2011 10:14:26

Hugh Jackman has been on holiday with his wife, kids, and dog in St Tropez. F-ck if I could only take my dogs on holiday. We are the assholes who miss our dogs all the time when we’re away. It’s not only how badly we feel about having to rely on friends to look after them - they are very well looked after with many activities to occupy their day including ball chases, trip to the well, and hikes - it’s also the fact we always return to two little resentful bastards that hold it against you for several days afterwards. Full Story

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Sloppy Casting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2011 09:14:57 August 30, 2011 09:14:57

Written by Duana Sometimes the good just keeps on coming. I’m so happy for all of you who love Sloppy Firsts, who have been celebratey with us or who have discovered it for the first time. And now – now, there’s a movie in the works. Full Story

“George Clooney’s ex-girlfriend” is a category now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2011 08:27:13 August 30, 2011 08:27:13

Venice opens tomorrow. And George Clooney’s The Ides of March opens Venice tomorrow. By the way, speaking of The Ides of March… Both Clooney’s The Ides of March and Brad Pitt’s Moneyball screen at TIFF at Roy Thompson Hall on September 9th, one right after the other. Can you imagine what downtown Toronto will look like that night? Back to back? But first… it’s Italy. Full Story

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Miss Zahara and Vivienne in Vanity Fair!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2011 07:39:00 August 30, 2011 07:39:00

Angelina Jolie covers the new issue of Vanity Fair. I’m writing this on a shoot. We’re waiting around as they build the set. Ben Mulroney and I are killing time admiring the Jolie’s face. We have very different taste. But all tastes, most tastes, I think they intersect at the Jolie’s face. Full Story

Matt Damon: GOOP Is the best

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2011 07:14:52 August 30, 2011 07:14:52

Matt Damon loves Gwyneth Paltrow. And many of you love Matt Damon. So do you love Gwyneth Paltrow now? Or have I just made you angry telling you that he too is up her ass, along with so many other famous people, even after she broke his best friend’s heart? Then again, most people, including Ben Affleck, understood why she broke his heart. Full Story

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Prison Bride dragged out for duty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2011 06:52:39 August 30, 2011 06:52:39

Look at him in the first photo attached, glancing back at his wife, the Serene Highness of Captivity Princess Charlene, as if he can barely stand her, and can’t be bothered to conceal it. Dick. The Monte Carlo Golf Club was celebrating its 100th anniversary on Sunday. So Prince Albert of Monaco had to show up for the occasion, dragging his nauseous bride along for the photo opportunity, the best illustration of “a smile that doesn’t reach the eyes” that I’ve ever seen. Full Story

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August 30, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2011 06:35:05 August 30, 2011 06:35:05

Congratulations Megan! Very lucky day for a very lucky baby girl! Una said you’ll be coming home today? Welcome home! And do let me know what you call her! This is for Diego (but mostly Laura’s mom) who played with Jessica Biel’s dog, while Justin Timberlake watched, yesterday in Toronto. Full Story

Monday, August 29, 2011

Dear Gossips,

What was more boner deflating at the VMAs last night? The Hunger Games preview or the Britney Spears Tribute? I choose option A. Because while the Britney tribute has given us a LOT to talk about in the form of what’s growing inside Beyonce, The Hunger Games teaser was simply.  Read Full Intro

Two bad drunks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2011 13:29:51 August 29, 2011 13:29:51

Shia LaBeouf attended a party the other night in Hollywood with his girlfriend. He was seated with Marilyn Manson. Life & Style says he got drunk and started spraying people with water from his mouth. Then he stalked off in a rage, followed by his whimpering date. Page Six Full Story

Sofia Coppola married

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2011 11:49:28 August 29, 2011 11:49:28

In Bernalda, Italy, where her grandparents lived and where her father, Francis Ford Coppola, owns an estate. She and her husband Thomas Mars of Phoenix have two children. Sofia wore light purple Azzedine Alaia who hates Anna Wintour and Karl LagerfeldFull Story

Toxic friend, in a pussy cloud, white to a wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2011 11:30:00 August 29, 2011 11:30:00

Written by Sasha Hi Sasha, This is a long and complicated story, but I'm hoping you can help me sort it out. Last summer I became good friends with a girl I work with - our interests are strikingly, scarily similar. We got along great and we hung out all the time outside of work. Full Story