Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2011 11:00:01 August 29, 2011 11:00:01

Jennifer Aniston’s new best friend caught snorting in the bathroom…? (Dlisted)

All I could think about during Chris Brown’s performance was his Jonas thigh thickness (The Superficial)

Katie Holmes rebels? (Celebedge)

When Jersey Sh-ts meets a plastic surgeon (Hollywood Tuna)

Brad takes the kids to a movie (Pop Sugar)

SJP puts Carrie out of her misery (Just Jared)

Colin Farrell and his bulge (Cele|bitchy)

Sean Penn grosses me out (Socialite Life)

Dina Lohan up close…still better than her daughter (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Hayden P and the nerd herd (I'm Not Obsessed)

Hot Harry’s wet dance moves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2011 09:23:15 August 29, 2011 09:23:15

Prince Harry has been on holiday with friends in Croatia, his last few days of fun before heading back into army training. As you can see from the video below, he’s making the most of it. Hot Harry hit up a club. There was a lot of drunk dancing. There was water. He fell into the water. Then got back up and kept dancing. Full Story

Puppy Love takes second place

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2011 08:15:56 August 29, 2011 08:15:56

If Beyonce didn’t sh-t on everyone with her baby, my favourite part of last night’s MTV MVAs would have easily been Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber. Did you see their pre-show interview? Please. He was talking to her about his pee pee. So f-cking cute. Look at his face looking at her face when he says “Johnson”. Full Story

Video Assumption: Katy Perry & Russell Brand

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2011 07:58:57 August 29, 2011 07:58:57

I love them together. A lot. I imagine that it must be just pure jokes and laughs when they’re in bed. This makes me happy. Which is why I’m so worried. Maybe it’s because she was so annoying last night, with her weird British accent and a reference to tequila every time she had the mic. Full Story

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Katie Holmes was the night’s biggest star?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2011 07:36:30 August 29, 2011 07:36:30

The presentation of the final award at any awards show is usually reserved for most high profile guest in attendance. Last night that responsibility fell to Katie Holmes. Were they short on names? Will Ferrell was there. So was Jack Black. I’m not saying either of them are traditional final award presenter material but they’re easily bigger stars than Katie Holmes. Full Story

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Baby Beysus cockblocks everyone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2011 07:06:03 August 29, 2011 07:06:03

So as you know, babybumps and rubs and baby talk and pregnancy watch - these are not my favourite subjects. But I do love it when famous bitches step all over other famous bitches. I love watching a master of the Fame Game stomp the sh-t out of everyone around. There’s nothing better in the business of gossip than being able to talk about the moment when a major star decides to make it All About Her. Full Story

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Britney watching the best

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2011 06:43:04 August 29, 2011 06:43:04

Fried Chicken managed to pull together a decent weave last night for a change. How sad is it that this happens with such infrequency, we almost feel compelled to compliment her when it’s not falling out in clumps at the back of her head? It’s not just snark. In many ways, the weave, and whether or not she’s able to keep that sh-t clean, is a reflection of our lowered expectations. Full Story

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Justin & Jessica: weekend in Toronto

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2011 06:14:04 August 29, 2011 06:14:04

She is still his girlfriend again. And they’ve been inseparable now for about two weeks - around town in New York, pretty low key all things considered, and now back in Toronto as she continues to work on Total Recall. Am told they spent a lot of time on Queen West the two days, and they were papped on Sunday so you will be seeing photos soon enough as confirmation although the images will probably be held back until the magazines close tonight. Full Story

August 29, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2011 06:05:19 August 29, 2011 06:05:19

For my cousin/sister Cat who is spending the day at Wonderland - OMG, it has been YEARS! I want to go! - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, love you so much!!! And to Tricia B from your bosom friend Carmody W in London and now I want to pull Anne Shirley off the bookshelf as soon as I get home. What a year it’s been for you, highs and lows and the Cannes Film Festival which, as you now know, is always a little of both, although Euro drama is its own amazingness, non? Full Story

Friday, August 26, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Ready for the MTV VMAs? And the Britney Spears tribute? Britney will receive the Video Vanguard Award on Sunday. Click here for a list of rumoured performers and a speculative song list that could happen in her honour. I am shuddering but I’m also really, really excited. Come on. There’s no better opportunity for spectacular drama. And also, as the recipient of the Vanguard Award, Britney will have to speak. They’ll have written it for her, yes, but even an overly prepared Britney provides for endless analysis.

I’ll be live tweeting the VMAs. This is my Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/LaineyGossip.

So how are you spending your Friday night? I want to go out, but you know what I want to do more? After dinner with my ma, I just feel like rushing home to read. It took a lot of discipline last night for me not to finish The Night Circus. But I wanted to savour the final 150 pages without having a week day work schedule staring me in the face the next day.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey