Girl Sh-t & Factions

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2012 18:07:32 April 2, 2012 18:07:32
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I was happy to see Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield walking their first red carpet together on Saturday at the Kids’ Choice Awards. The two subsequently presented together as promotion for their upcoming Spider-Man. I was even happier to see Shannon Woodward show up with Katy Perry. Interestingly enough, Andrew used to date Shannon Woodward. Full Story

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Country Girls & Country Bitches

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2012 16:40:56 April 2, 2012 16:40:56
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Now that her peers are publicly teasing her about her signature move - “Noooo...whaaaat...meeeee?” - does that mean Taylor Swift will stop doing it? I don’t hate Swifty. At all. And I like that she seemed to be in on it when she went up to collect her award from Blake Shelton. I mean, at least on the outside, she was willing to roll. Full Story

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It was all a bit much

Duana Posted by Duana at April 2, 2012 16:28:54 April 2, 2012 16:28:54
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Mad Men Season 5 Episode 3 recapWasn't it?  I mean, I get it.  Depending on shooting schedules, January Jones was either about to deliver or had just done so when this episode was shot, and I understand that the alternate way of hiding her pregnancy - having her sit in and around and beside large objects - would have been cheesy and awkward. Full Story

Slimed...but solid?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2012 15:35:15 April 2, 2012 15:35:15
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Will Smith hosted the Kids’ Choice Awards on Saturday. He was slimed with Justin Bieber. Then backstage, check him out with the Beckham kids... and is that Posh? Not wanting to show her face on camera? Will was at the event with his children, Willow and Jaden, and wife Jada. So it was a united family front at a family event. Full Story

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Two gross bears just being gross

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2012 14:09:25 April 2, 2012 14:09:25

Have you seen this photo? It was posted to Twitter by JLo’s backup dancer boyfriend Casper Smart with the following caption: Two little bears just watching the sunrise...Ew!Little Bear Backup is also really excited because he’s turning 25 later this week. Full Story

If You Want To Lead One Day Learn How To Follow

Duana Posted by Duana at April 2, 2012 13:49:24 April 2, 2012 13:49:24

Game Of Thrones Season 2 Episode 1 recapI am so greedy with Game of Thrones.  Even though the show is the most popular and everything-bedecked in recent memory, I fear/hope we're only a few months away from a full-on theme park.  It still feels really special and personal, even if everyone feels the exact same way about Joffrey as I do. Full Story

Ashton Kutcher singer, Ashton Kutcher actor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2012 13:33:39 April 2, 2012 13:33:39
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A smug Ashton Kutcher presented at the ACM Awards last night. He also dedicated the following to any woman who might be interested in having him cheat on her, eventually. LeAnn Rimes must be considering it. Ashton had reason to be up his own ass. Variety reported yesterday that he’ll be playing Steve Jobs in an indie film about the late icon. Full Story

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April 2, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2012 13:14:28 April 2, 2012 13:14:28

Brooke - Looking forward to reuniting our gossip triumvirate. We've  planned our outfits for your return. Here's some Harrison Ford to celebrate your return 'cause we know how much you love him.  Heather and Judy.Happy Belated 23rd Birthday Katja from Marusa and Petra! I know you’re going balls out stressing for exams and teaching practice but when you have time, they, um, need to be treated to one of your desserts again. Full Story

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Friday, March 30, 2012

Dear Gossips,

As mentioned yesterday, the only time I’ve turned on the TV this week is for figure skating. In figure staking, if they Twi-Hard for anyone, they Twi-Hard for Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir. But come ON, why can’t those two be in love for reals? Virtue and Moir took back the World title last night in Nice.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2012 19:30:08 March 30, 2012 19:30:08

Jamming out early because I have to get my sh-t together for Jacek’s birthday. I’ll stay close though in case there’s a Friday 5pm breakup bomb drop. You know how they love that move. And for some reason, based on nothing but tingle and instinct, I feel like we’re due for one in the next few weeks.

Hayley’s into hemp hearts and Sasha’s finding badass spring coats in LifeStyle

Either we’re really dump or they’re really poor because...what the F-CK??? (Dlisted)

Every Clooney girl has a set of these, doesn’t she? (The Superficial)

This is what some women are touching themselves to this weekend (ONTD)

If only Rihanna’s love choices were as awesome as her style ones (Hollywood Tuna)

Oh look it’s Reese Witherspoon’s baby bump (Pop Sugar)

Jennifer Aniston’s boyfriend biking with Miranda Kerr’s husband (Just Jared)

Lindsay Lohan’s coming up north (Cele|bitchy)

Super flattering outfit on Beyonce (Celebuzz)

Hilary Duff in skinny jeans after labour. She must have faked her pregnancy then! (Moe Jackson)

Did Katie Holmes design this? (Go Fug Yourself)

Why can’t Fantine be like Bella?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2012 18:02:08 March 30, 2012 18:02:08

Sorry. Did you just choke?There wasn’t much to recommend about Twilight 4 except for when Kristen Stewart’s Bella is all emaciated and sickly because she’s carrying the baby made out of dead sperm. What is the consistency of vampire ejaculate? I bet you JK Rowling could tell you the consistency of Hippogriff ejaculate is all I’m saying. Full Story