January 7, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

January 7, 2011 07:26:09 Posted at January 7, 2011 07:26:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gypsy, As you stand on the threshold of ultimate wisdom and eccentricity, please remember to keep "learning us youngin's", to work on your "whoo-whoo" powers, and to wear your wig and jaunty hat proud!! From all of your friends. You know who we are. Happy Birthday Natasha! Per your request, pre-bloat Johnny Depp, Benedict Cumberbatch, Ian Somerhalder, and Paul Walker are attached. Full Story

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Every day I receive emails about Taylor Kitsch – what’s he doing, can you post pictures, is he dating, where is he? And all the time I say that Taylor Kitsch isn’t famous enough, yet, to warrant pap and tabloid attention.  Read Full Intro

Ben is crusty

January 6, 2011 14:51:00 Posted at January 6, 2011 14:51:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Fresh off a family holiday to Hawaii, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner took their daughter Violet for frozen yoghurt in Santa Monica yesterday. That kid always seems so happy. I like her. Her father on the other hand didn’t seem to be in a great mood, obviously protesting the presence of the paps. Full Story

View All 10 Photos

Is Emma next?

January 6, 2011 12:59:00 Posted at January 6, 2011 12:59:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I read about this item just at the start of the holiday and wanted to hold on it because people are in and out during that time and, well, we need all the energy we can get, collectively, to will this not to happen. Harvey Weinstein was in London and happened to see some footage of Emma Watson (in a supporting role) in a new movie called My Week With Marilyn, headlined by Michelle Williams. Full Story

A man has needs

January 6, 2011 12:03:25 Posted at January 6, 2011 12:03:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is the best thing that’s happened to me today. When I woke up, grumpy as f-ck, and bloated, reading about it made me happy. Picturing it, and then picturing the conversation after it, was even better. That might be a little perverted. As you know, T.I. is currently in prison for another year for being a dumbass and driving around tweaked and messing with his probation. Full Story

Canes, bump clothes, and mixing metals

January 6, 2011 11:48:33 Posted at January 6, 2011 11:48:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sasha Sasha, I have a pretty random fashion advice question that I've been puzzling over for months and I clearly need expert help. I'm 28 and thanks to some complications from surgery, I'll be walking a cane probably for the rest of my life. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

January 6, 2011 11:09:15 Posted at January 6, 2011 11:09:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Szohr wearing paint looks better than Ashley Greene wearing paint. Paint-off of the nobodies. (The Superficial)

Zac Efron tries to make his voice extra deep and uses big words (Dlisted)

So… Sean Penn’s not bitter. At all. (Popeater)

And it begins anew. Lilo’s daily pap fashion show (Hollywood Tuna)

Halle Berry’s kid gets cuter (Pop Sugar)

Mila Kunis. I’m hard. (Just Jared)

Halle Berry’s hair looks good even when she just rolls out of bed (Popoholic)

Was he there for a post break bootycall? Or is he moving his sh-t out? (Celebuzz)

Sometime I think Naomi Watts had twins (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Is this a new song from Britney Spears? (Pink Is The New Blog)

Tom Cruise Jr and his exes

January 6, 2011 10:15:18 Posted at January 6, 2011 10:15:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I suppose it’s not that unusual. To be at an event in Hollywood and you’ve pretended to date/forced yourself to publicly date/secretly dated/oncef-cked half the room. Which one of those applies to Tom Cruise Jr aka Taylor Lautner? Here he is, eager and earnest per usual, last night at the People’s Choice Awards. Full Story

View All 10 Photos

No Strings Attached & Pregnant

January 6, 2011 09:30:35 Posted at January 6, 2011 09:30:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher had to slum it last night at the People’s Choice Awards because they have a movie due out on January 21 called No Strings Attached. That happens to be just 4 days before Academy Award nominations are announced. And while I don’t think that Strings is a total Norbit (it’s Ivan Reitman, after all), I also don’t think Portman, in particular, who is contending for Best Actress, really loves the timing. Full Story

View All 10 Photos

Jen’s ass and drunk?

January 6, 2011 08:38:38 Posted at January 6, 2011 08:38:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Most of the really important people bypassed the carpet the last night and went straight inside at the People’s Choice Don’t Mean Nothin’ Awards. Because… well… it’s the People’s Choice Don’t Mean Nothin’ Awards. Jennifer Aniston was there to present the Funny Actor or whatever prize to Adam Sandler. Full Story

Please stop this now

January 6, 2011 07:50:07 Posted at January 6, 2011 07:50:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, Gwyneth Paltrow has been hustling HARD recently in service of Country Strong, opening wide tomorrow, so hard there hasn’t even been a new GOOP. G wants this so badly she’s been flinging her Try everywhere, even breaking her usual silence on her marriage, dropping bits about Chris Martin into conversation, dropping bits about her ex-boyfriends Brad Pitt and Ben Affleck during interviews. Full Story

View All 10 Photos