January 6, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

January 6, 2011 06:33:00 Posted at January 6, 2011 06:33:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rebecca! Happy Birthday! Of course you can have Brand for your birthday. You can have Brand any day. Brand isn’t a shamef-ck. Brand would be a FUN f-ck. I totally get it. Love spending lunch with you every day at the office. But don’t you ever compare my Gwyneth to my Porny ever again! Happy Belated Birthday Ashley from Stephanie in London who misses you SO much and wishes she could have been home in Vancouver to celebrate with you. Full Story

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Some of my favourite movies in the last year have been sports docs. I wrote recently about ESPN’s amazing 30 for 30 series – the Drazen Petrovic and Vlade Divac story, Once Brothers, in particular. And The Two Escobars which weaves together the lives of Colombia’s notorious drug lord Pablo Escobar and the country’s tragic soccer hero Andres Escobar features some of the best documentary filmmaking you’ll ever see, athletics or not.  Read Full Intro

Colin is a talker

January 5, 2011 14:06:02 Posted at January 5, 2011 14:06:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Colin Firth and his wife Livia were in Paris last night for the French premiere of The King’s Speech. Have you seen it yet??? As you know, Firth is, at present, the favourite to win Best Actor, even though we’re still 3 weeks away from nomination day. Things can change, anything can change, but there is no question, on this performance he is worthy of it, and on reputation and career accomplishment, he certainly has earned it. Full Story

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Bill Murray hot dog and karaoke

January 5, 2011 13:23:55 Posted at January 5, 2011 13:23:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bill Murray’s random amazingness was a regular part of this blog in 2010. Click here for his feature in the Best of the Year article. When he walked into an elevator. And kissed some dude. And then walked back out, ominously declaring “no one will ever believe you”. Full Story

OK…What the f-ck’s going on here???

January 5, 2011 13:18:00 Posted at January 5, 2011 13:18:00
Jacek Posted by Jacek

(Lainey – Jacek likes to visit titty websites while he eats his lunch. The last two days his lunch has been ruined by the following. Like, I actually think he’s a little damaged.) It’s been a while since I’ve written but this Stephanie Seymour family vacation situation has violently grabbed me by the balls and pulled me out of hiding. Full Story

On Hating Emmy Rossum

January 5, 2011 12:31:27 Posted at January 5, 2011 12:31:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There was an article that appeared on Gawker today: Which Actresses Do You Irrationally Hate? (How much do you love that Jessica Biel appears under the headline?) The thing with me is – I don’t irrationally hate anyone. All my Hating is Rational. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

January 5, 2011 11:54:34 Posted at January 5, 2011 11:54:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Vagina Virgin Thigh Thickness gets The Question. You mean Ashley Greene isn’t working??? (Dlisted)

Justin Bieber's mom pretends to ground him, when really what she’s doing is a financial update (The Superficial)

Of course Blair Waldorf wants to be Gwyneth Paltrow (Pop Sugar)

When Garrett kissed Gwyneth (Popeater)

Where’s Porny’s handholder? (Hollywood Tuna)

The Other Olsen (Just Jared)

Like there was any question that there would be a carriage. Please! (E! Online)

Paz must have been so uncomfortable in all that clothing (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Beysus wears studs on her legs (Celebuzz)

Errm. Does Eva Longoria’s new piece aka Pene Cruz’s brother, look like Jordan Knight? (Cele|bitchy)

Jen & Freeze fontrum

January 5, 2011 10:45:00 Posted at January 5, 2011 10:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Some expressions should be outlawed forever. Like: “I can’t love anyone until I learn to love myself first.” “If it doesn’t kill you, it will only make you stronger.” “Live in the moment. Allow yourself to be free.” And this, the latest, courtesy of Jennifer Aniston while interviewing Nicole Kidman in the new Harper’s Bazaar:“I bow to it; I aspire to it. Full Story

What they say about Lea Michele

January 5, 2011 09:44:00 Posted at January 5, 2011 09:44:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You’ll learn nothing important about Lea Michele in a Lea Michele interview. Good gossip about Lea Michele however turns up in interviews with other people. She rolls up like a movie extra and drops some gold in your lap and it’s the best sh-t ever. Did you read Matthew Morrison’s Details profile? Click here Full Story

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Reese, Jake, Jim, and January 4th

January 5, 2011 09:01:04 Posted at January 5, 2011 09:01:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was January 4th yesterday. Reese Witherspoon, her engagement ring, and her fiancé Jim Toth hit up the Laker game, seated next to Jeffrey Katzenberg. They were cheerful and engaging and she clapped and smiled a lot and waved that diamond around like you’re supposed to when you receive a diamond that size. Full Story

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Sandy, Ryan...and Scarlett

January 5, 2011 08:04:21 Posted at January 5, 2011 08:04:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is the cover of the new issue of Us Weekly. Needless to say, they’re trying to spin some kind of Sandra Bullock/Ryan Reynolds romance. I wrote about it yesterday. Please click here for a refresher. In short, right now there’s nothing happening. Full Story