Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2011 10:56:13 August 24, 2011 10:56:13

The best description of a creepy dog person which, as it turns out, is me (Dlisted)

This is totally a lame dick Memory Loss Eric move (The Superficial)

Really digging Ryan Reynold’s high school hair (Wonderwall)

Oh look. Avril thinks it’s still 2002 (Hollywood Tuna)

How many of the same shirts and pants do they rotate for Brad Pitt on this movie? (Pop Sugar)

The Silver Fox giggles like a Justin Bieber fan (Just Jared)

How Cate Blanchett wears a hoodie (Cele|bitchy)

Florence Welch... love it (Buzznet)

What is Pippa’s job? I mean I could google...but I’m not sure I believe she actually has one (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

OMG OMG OMG. I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!! (Towleroad)

Jon Hamm is on the list

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2011 10:03:00 August 24, 2011 10:03:00

The TIFF list. The Toronto International Film Festival released its “expected” list earlier this week. It’s one of the most stacked line-ups they’ve had in years. And Jon Hamm is on it. Also: Alia Shawkat (Maeby Funke!), Abbie Cornish, Adam Brody, Adam Scott, Albert Brooks, Alexander Skarsgard, Alison Pill, Allison Janney, Alexis Bledel, Analeigh Tipton (that really annoying girl from Crazy, Stupid, Love), André Wilms, Andrea Riseborough, Anton Yelchin, Antonio Banderas, Ben Foster, Bennett Miller, Bill Nighy, Blake Lively, Brad Pitt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Carey Mulligan. Full Story

On the Smiths

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2011 09:13:24 August 24, 2011 09:13:24

It was In Touch. Let’s repeat. It was IN TOUCH. And now Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith are considering suing In Touch. But still...because of the bullsh-t of In Touch, everyone is now scrutinising ever goddamn word and verb tense in the joint statement that Will and Jada released and the statement that Jada released about having an affair with Marc Anthony. Full Story

On August 20th...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2011 08:19:24 August 24, 2011 08:19:24

As far as I’m concerned, nothing extraordinary or newsworthy happened in the world of entertainment. However, that day, the centrepiece of the Wedding of the Year, Catherine Cambridge went for a walk on the beach at Llanddwyn Island with her sister Pippa Middleton. These were my thoughts as I browsed through the photos: I wonder if she curls her hair every day. Full Story

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Anne Hathaway after the weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2011 07:54:25 August 24, 2011 07:54:25

Perspective can be really corny. Or, maybe it’s the way someone who says they gained some perspective communicates to you how they arrived at the gaining of that perspective. You know, when that girl describes how she went to plant trees somewhere in BC and came back home to Vancouver/Toronto/whatever urban city and decided to get rid of her TV because being with nature “gave me perspective”? That kind of perspective, to me anyway, is not only corny but also really punch-me-in-the-face annoying. Full Story

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Gatsby goes Day-Glo?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2011 07:20:37 August 24, 2011 07:20:37

Written by Sarah Baz Luhrmann’s production of The Great Gatsby is going into production this week, in Luhrmann’s native Australia. The Great Gatsby, on the short list of Great American Novels, is being filmed down under. Full Story

Cam’s pregnant arms

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2011 06:38:35 August 24, 2011 06:38:35

I’ve realised that for many people the word “pregnant” is a beacon. Was that the only word you saw just now? And did you click a little quicker and faster because of it? I guess this is why Pregnancy has become so Trendy. I guess this is why they think this movie might make a lot of money. Full Story

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August 24, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2011 06:11:00 August 24, 2011 06:11:00

To Sarah from Juniper, Sam and Bentley - Moving out, moving up and moving on! Shopping is therapy as will be your trip to Spain in September. We’re astounded with your strength and perseverance and thrilled to see you happy again. Now pass the sangria! xo Estella... You & I... your dad, your li’l man. Full Story

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Dear Gossips,

By now most of you know that Lindsay Lohan’s dress, which I called a knock off of a knock off of a Cavalli, because that’s what she made it look like, at that Kardashian wedding was the same Temperley that Pippa Middleton wore to Will & Kate’s reception.  Read Full Intro

Skarsgard vs Gosling: cute-off!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2011 11:58:00 August 23, 2011 11:58:00

It’s kind of a signature move for Ryan Gosling. And, perhaps, to those who aren’t feeling him, part of his Try. To cute-pose with his little girl co-star Faith from Blue Valentine. During promotion, at every opportunity, he’d give us all the quivers with her in his arms. Now it’s Alexander Skarsgard’s turn. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2011 11:03:49 August 23, 2011 11:03:49

Christina Aguilera wasn’t giving up for free to that Kardashian (The Superficial)

So someone else thinks January Jones is a humourless bitch (Dlisted)

What Little Sci Suri’s life is like in confinement...? (Celebedge)

I kind of love these Taylor Swift swimsuit photos (Hollywood Tuna)

Angelina Jolie visits with Halo Trust in Scotland (Pop Sugar)

Brad Pitt signs jerseys because he plays sports...? (Just Jared)

Halle Berry baby doll cleave (Popoholic)

It’s true. Christina Aguilera really should give up the leggings (Amy Grindhouse)

This colour looks amazing on Rihanna on a boat (Celebuzz)

OK, I KNOW. But on her I’m into it. ONLY her. (Go Fug Yourself)