New Year, still slumming

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2012 18:05:03 January 3, 2012 18:05:03
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JLo was in Miami for NYE. With the backup dancer. Her boyfriend and probable husband/ex-husband. I mean, you can’t call this a fling anymore now, right? When he’s around all the time, when you are never apart, when he spends time with the children, when it’s Jennifer Lopez we’re talking about, who remarries instead of rebounds, it’s never not serious. Full Story

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Happy New Year Superman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2012 17:12:49 January 3, 2012 17:12:49
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Henry Cavill arrived back in Vancouver last night to resume shooting Man of Steel which probably means he really wasn’t allowed to indulge during the holiday and the way I feel today, ugh, I wish I wasn’t allowed to indulge either. Am heading to LA for work this weekend. Love being surrounded by anorexics!As for Henry, Sarah from Cinesnark Full Story

Well here’s a cover...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2012 16:50:16 January 3, 2012 16:50:16

Vanity Fair blasted out a press release this morning for their new issue featuring, in their words, “three of Hollywood’s most fascinating leading men”, George Clooney, Daniel Craig, and Matt Damon photographed by Annie Leibovitz. You can see all of them at the movies right now. They each submit to the magazine’s Proust Questionnaire. Full Story

The Video Assumption Foreshadowing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2012 16:21:23 January 3, 2012 16:21:23
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You knew while watching the MTV VMAs, right? That it was only a matter of time. Click here for a refresher. This is what I wrote then, based only on Video Assuming his face throughout the show, as he paid tribute to fellow addict Amy Winehouse while his wife took every opportunity on camera to boast about all her tequila shots:“There were times he looked almost pained. Full Story

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Ryan Gosling has a girlfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2012 15:40:08 January 3, 2012 15:40:08
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With him and all the Disneylanding, you never want to be premature about the girlfriend declarations. But it’s almost 6 months now. SIX MONTHS. Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes have been dealing with each other exclusively for 6 months. Dude, that’s a girlfriend. As Dylan would say, that’s a bonafide. Eva is his bonafide. Full Story

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Mrs Toth’s first Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2012 15:02:35 January 3, 2012 15:02:35
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Reese Witherspoon spent the holidays in Hawaii with her children and her husband of 10 months Jim Toth (not pictured). Remember when Reese got married during promotion for Water For Elephants and released her wedding photos to PEOPLE Magazine just two weeks before the movie came out? It’s not just Kardashians, you know. Full Story

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New Year’s White

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2012 14:50:28 January 3, 2012 14:50:28

Was this an official memo for New Year’s Eve that I missed? I feel like everyone wore white. I wore pants with an elastic waistband a grey fleece jumper, if that means anything at all. Not sure I can fit into skinny jeans anymore...This, obviously, isn’t a problem for Gwyneth Paltrow who spent NYE in Abu Dhabi where Coldplay was paid $1. Full Story

January 3, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2012 14:21:59 January 3, 2012 14:21:59

Jenn P! Happy 30th Birthday! Carly tells me you’re into Russell Brand and the way he wears his leggings? Well Happy Birthday AND New Year! I’m sure you’ve heard he’s single now? Now there’s a man who would love a big boss lady, which is what I hear you are now. Congratulations and enjoy the new decade. Full Story

Friday, December 30, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Remember when Blake Lively tried to claim that those nudes off her phone were photoshopped? In 2012, I hope we find out who they were originally intended for. And whether or not it was an angry wife who made them available online.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2011 17:24:23 December 30, 2011 17:24:23

Blogging will return to normal schedule on Tuesday. I now have to get started on the 200 potstickers I’m bringing over to the NYE party tomorrow night. HAPPY NEW YEAR!

LOVE Rihanna’s bikini (The Superficial)

Please...let this not be a sign of what’s to come (Dlisted)

Little Rider is called Tiana May Carter? Why do I find this so hard to believe? (Pink Is The New Blog)

Hilary Duff’s bangle overkill (Hollywood Tuna)

I never thought I’d end the year saying I love Miley and Liam. But I do. I DO. (Pop Sugar)

Dembabies’ First Christmas (Just Jared)

Another girl in a bikini the paps keep shooting and I have no idea who she is... and no desire to Google (Popoholic)

Ryan Gosling’s all about MMA now. Don’t hit the face! (Celebuzz)

Who in F-CK thought this would be a good idea??? (Towleroad)

End the year with a Pacey Witter retrospective (Go Fug Yourself)

Kiki's New Year boyfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2011 16:47:53 December 30, 2011 16:47:53
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A new hookup to end the year! And I like it! A lot!Check out Kirsten Dunst leaving lunch yesterday with Garrett Hedlund. They were with another friend and walked separately so as to avoid being shot in the same frame but drove away together all giggly and smug. The fact that they made it so obvious not to be photographed side by side makes it extra suspicious. Full Story

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