Offspring Rock Band Part 2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2012 19:18:45 March 22, 2012 19:18:45

For Part 1, please click here.I was just reading the Victoria Beckham profile in Vogue - that article is coming next - when I came across the most amazing detail:For Romeo’s birthday, as a surprise, the (Beckham) family took him to hang out in Justin Bieber’s studio while he was recording his Christmas album. Full Story

The ring got her a job

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2012 18:54:24 March 22, 2012 18:54:24
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For two months, Jessica Biel kept her engagement ring locked down, presumably trying, unsuccessfully, to secure an exclusive with a magazine. Then a change in tactic - over the last two weeks though, she’s been waving it around hard, most obviously as she was seated courtside at the Laker game on March 11. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2012 18:36:10 March 22, 2012 18:36:10

Sasha finds Jessica Alba’s cardigan and Posh’s swimsuit in LifeStyle

Katy Perry is Demi Moore (The Superficial)

Does how you name your baby make you more famous? (Dlisted)

Not sure if I agree about Katie Holmes’s awesome jeans, but, yes, definitely on the crazy eyes (Celeb|itchy)

Call Jennifer Love Hewitt for a really, REALLY good time (Hollywood Tuna)

Nicole Richie in a bikini in Miami (Pop Sugar)

I like the casual outfit Freida Pinto’s wearing on this cover (Just Jared)

The body that Liam Hemsworth came home to (Popoholic)

So, yeah, Fez pretty much confirms he’s totally f-cking Minka Kelly (Celebuzz)

Jimmy Fallon marries Tim Tebow to David Bowie (The Daily What)

But, but, looks so comfortable! (Go Fug Yourself)

What Do Fans Deserve?

Duana Posted by Duana at March 22, 2012 17:43:54 March 22, 2012 17:43:54
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It's time to discuss that monthly thesis, "maybe Twitter is ruining society". Yesterday I saw @molls - who, if you didn't know, was an internet presence and writer with a big following long before she was the cofounder of HelloGiggles or a writer for 2 Broke Girls - tweet that “every time I go on the Internet I get my feelings hurt”, and that she's going to get hypnotized not to feel things. Full Story

Susan Sarandon had lipo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2012 15:40:59 March 22, 2012 15:40:59

There’s a feature on Susan Sarandon in the new issue of PEOPLE. She talks about aging in Hollywood. You can read most of it here. I like the part where she talks about how there are a lot of guys out there who are attracted to interesting women. Because their mothers raised them to be. Full Story

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Rihanna & Ashton Kutcher

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2012 15:17:46 March 22, 2012 15:17:46

This is Rihanna on Wednesday night after dinner. On Tuesday night at midnight, according to TMZ, Rihanna pulled up at Ashton Kutcher’s house. They posted a blurry photo of her in her SUV (with her entourage). She stayed until 4am. So, naturally, everything thinks they were f-cking. Why not? Single people f-ck each other all the time. Full Story

Evaluating Porny’s baby shower

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2012 14:37:57 March 22, 2012 14:37:57

Oh look. PEOPLE Magazine has exclusive photos from Jessica Simpson’s baby shower on Sunday. They’ve released one shot on the website as a promotion for the rest of the images in this week’s issue featuring Adam Levine and Blake Shelton on the cover. Which is why, as I reported Full Story

March 22, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2012 14:09:29 March 22, 2012 14:09:29

Jane! Happy Birthday with love from Amanda who calls you the most “supportive, helping, and loving” person she’s ever met and requested for you some Mark Wahlberg for whom you’ve been hard for ... 19 years? May the odds be ever in your favour. Have a great time seeing it tonight! Happy Birthday Louise! Here’s are your top 3: Colin Farrell, Matt Damon, Ryan Gosling although I couldn’t totally accommodate what Janelle was asking for - half-dressed in tuxedos - so I’m going with tuxedos instead of shirtless. Full Story

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Dear Gossips,

As mentioned yesterday, there will be LiveBlog today at 3pm ET/Noon PT heavily focused on The Hunger Games. We may get into other items towards the end but the spotlight for much of it first will be on THG. Click here to read my spoiler-heavy review if you missed it, and please join @Cinesnark and me if you’re interested later.

I was really hoping we’d get some shots of Prince Will running into his Catherine’s arms, having now returned to England after serving in the Falklands for a few weeks. This, obviously, is not the Windsor style. It is however the perfect opportunity in 6-8 weeks for one of the dumbass British rags to declare her pregnant, having conceived during their reunion.

Here’s your Sh-t vs Diarrhoea dilemma for the day: what makes you dumber - working for the UK Sun/Daily Mail/Mirror/whatever or reading fan ficton?  

Yours in gossip,


Papping Reese every day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2012 21:00:30 March 21, 2012 21:00:30

She’s already papped enough. But these are the first shots of Reese Witherspoon since Us Weekly broke the news earlier today that she’s expecting with husband Jim Toth. Click here for my full gossip analysis post on her pregnancy from this morning. Be ready now for 7 months of wall to wall Reese baby coverage. Full Story

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Objective or Nostalgia?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2012 20:04:26 March 21, 2012 20:04:26

Have you seen Madonna’s video for Girl Gone Wild yet? The song is ...OK. It’s a good beat to run to. Steady, steady, steady, steady, beat, beat, beat, beat. A lot less offensive than that Give Me All Your Love. But the video...The video I love it so much. I love those black bands on her arm. And the t-shirt with the sport stripes underneath. Full Story

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