Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Dear Gossips,

So I had some haggis last night. You people who can’t get into it, with palate limitations, who will email with the inevitable “ew, that’s gross”, well, in the mildest way possible, because of course we can’t all love the same things, but you’re depriving yourselves.  Read Full Intro

Mature in acid wash

March 16, 2011 13:58:12 Posted at March 16, 2011 13:58:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Few can. But she can. Check out Sienna Miller in skinny acid wash - there's a name for it right now but am writing on an airplane and can't google - after a performance of Flare Path last night in London. I mean I see her in these jeans and not only am I not offended, I'm actually really feeling the way she looks in them. Full Story

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Bateman on Bieber and the Bluths

March 16, 2011 12:47:04 Posted at March 16, 2011 12:47:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here’s Jason Bateman at the premiere of Paul the other night. Love him so much. While promoting Paul however he was asked by MTV about – what we all want to know! – Arrested Development, the movie. Jason recently met with Mitch Hurwitz who told him he’s working intensely on it, and that a script should be done by the end of the year, at least, and the ideas are amazing, and it’s looking promising. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

March 16, 2011 12:30:27 Posted at March 16, 2011 12:30:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hi Gossips,

Lainey’s just getting into London. Posting a couple more pieces after Tingles (one written on her Blackberry). She’s also tweeting throughout the trip at www.twitter.com/laineygossip. – Jacek


GMD’s favourite treats! (Dlisted)

The Situation DEFINING fontrum (The Superficial)

Like mother like daughter – sad (Popeater)

Age-defying hottie (Hollywood Tuna)

Liking Minka even more now (Pop Sugar)

I’d laugh but I take Barney for pees in my slippers in the back lane, so I get it (Just Jared)

Jodie the contrarian. Maybe she thinks puppies are evil too (Cele|bitchy)

I’d call this a downgrade, no? Or is it? (Celebuzz)

Best real titties making the blog rounds nowadays (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Joe Jonas blue steel (Pink Is The New Blog)

Karma bones

March 16, 2011 11:38:54 Posted at March 16, 2011 11:38:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

New photos surfaced this week of a very, very, very skinny LeAnn Rimes out somewhere with Eddie Cibrian. See for yourself. The legs speak for themselves. Like Victoria Beckham wants these legs. Which means they’re probably not the sturdiest legs in the world. LeAnn, who is a prolific tweeter and, if you ask me, uses it improperly (“ha ha, you’re so right”, or, “thanks for the love”, or “omg that’s so funny” is for text message, not Twitter), is trying to front like she’s totally fine, insisting that she does indeed eat, posting photos of her breakfast, and claiming that she’s healthy. Full Story

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Bono, Ben, and Robert

March 16, 2011 10:57:06 Posted at March 16, 2011 10:57:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

(Memo to Duana: THEY FILMED THIS IN IRELAND) She’s Irish, you see. It’s a selling feature for her. Anyway, Misfits cast photos are not a weekly occurrence. So when they happen, they have to be posted. By the way, have you watched Misfits yet? Look, all the episodes from the first 2 seasons are online. Full Story

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Is Gwyneth losing?

March 16, 2011 09:49:18 Posted at March 16, 2011 09:49:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When it comes to Gwyneth Paltrow, I’ve been feeling lately like we’ve been excluded from some joke. Here we are shaking our heads at her embarrassing try, and everyone else, the Hollywood folks, the famous people, they’re all jerking off to it like it’s some kind of newly discovered brilliance. Full Story

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Original Regionals

March 16, 2011 09:15:58 Posted at March 16, 2011 09:15:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Duana Glee this week! I have commited to the following, which is, I’m disabling my CAPS for this episode. No matter how irritated or elated, I will express it in proper alphanumeric form. I can’t speak about the italics, though. Full Story

Little Sci is the only explanation…

March 16, 2011 07:55:51 Posted at March 16, 2011 07:55:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For why Katie Holmes stepped out like this in New York last night. The only. After all, she has said before that Suri picks out her clothes. God I hope so. Because if a grown woman had put all this together, and one who calls herself a “designer” at that, well f-ck me it’s worse than we all thought. Full Story

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Speaking of gambling…

March 16, 2011 07:17:26 Posted at March 16, 2011 07:17:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Despite numerous reports that she can barely hold her sh-t together, NBC is going ahead with confirming Christina Aguilera as one of the four judges on its new show The Voice, premiering in April. The press conference happened yesterday. She looks busted, always, but maybe not as busted as she’s been lately, which is just a fancy way of saying that this is her sh-t to her past diarrhoea. Full Story

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Return of the Queen

March 16, 2011 06:53:49 Posted at March 16, 2011 06:53:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Of Vegas. It’s Celine. She’s back at Caesars for a multiyear run that will reportedly earn her $100 million. Last night was the kick-off. Obviously I wasn’t there, but judging from the photos, well, it certainly looks like Celine was Celine. And maybe even with a few new moves? Am currently obsessed with what appears to be a gesture from the half-hip – check out the photo of her in the black dress with the generous slit as she’s throwing one side of her body into some kind of gyration. Full Story

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