Tom Cruise Jr and his exes

January 6, 2011 10:15:18 Posted at January 6, 2011 10:15:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I suppose it’s not that unusual. To be at an event in Hollywood and you’ve pretended to date/forced yourself to publicly date/secretly dated/oncef-cked half the room. Which one of those applies to Tom Cruise Jr aka Taylor Lautner? Here he is, eager and earnest per usual, last night at the People’s Choice Awards. Full Story

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No Strings Attached & Pregnant

January 6, 2011 09:30:35 Posted at January 6, 2011 09:30:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher had to slum it last night at the People’s Choice Awards because they have a movie due out on January 21 called No Strings Attached. That happens to be just 4 days before Academy Award nominations are announced. And while I don’t think that Strings is a total Norbit (it’s Ivan Reitman, after all), I also don’t think Portman, in particular, who is contending for Best Actress, really loves the timing. Full Story

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Jen’s ass and drunk?

January 6, 2011 08:38:38 Posted at January 6, 2011 08:38:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Most of the really important people bypassed the carpet the last night and went straight inside at the People’s Choice Don’t Mean Nothin’ Awards. Because… well… it’s the People’s Choice Don’t Mean Nothin’ Awards. Jennifer Aniston was there to present the Funny Actor or whatever prize to Adam Sandler. Full Story

Please stop this now

January 6, 2011 07:50:07 Posted at January 6, 2011 07:50:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, Gwyneth Paltrow has been hustling HARD recently in service of Country Strong, opening wide tomorrow, so hard there hasn’t even been a new GOOP. G wants this so badly she’s been flinging her Try everywhere, even breaking her usual silence on her marriage, dropping bits about Chris Martin into conversation, dropping bits about her ex-boyfriends Brad Pitt and Ben Affleck during interviews. Full Story

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Drew’s orange dress

January 6, 2011 07:22:51 Posted at January 6, 2011 07:22:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Drew Barrymore turned up at the Cover Girl 50th anniversary party last night in LA. She’s a spokesperson for the brand. As you can see, she chose to wear citrus. And while I don’t mind the colour, I do mind that this thing probably cost a mortgage payment even though it looks like I could have put that sh-t together with a starter sewing kit. Full Story

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The GMD on high alert

January 6, 2011 07:01:10 Posted at January 6, 2011 07:01:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Get the popcorn ready. There’s a war coming. And it looks like we all get to watch. And they’re doing it Hollywood revenge styles. So, like, totally our favourite kind of catfight. Only this might bring a few more chills. Remember how Paul Haggis, Oscar-winning director, used to be a Scientologist – for over 30 years! – and he realised how f-cked they are so he broke up with Xenu in 2009 and threatened to go public with what he knows? Well… It sounds like he’s going public. Full Story

January 6, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

January 6, 2011 06:33:00 Posted at January 6, 2011 06:33:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rebecca! Happy Birthday! Of course you can have Brand for your birthday. You can have Brand any day. Brand isn’t a shamef-ck. Brand would be a FUN f-ck. I totally get it. Love spending lunch with you every day at the office. But don’t you ever compare my Gwyneth to my Porny ever again! Happy Belated Birthday Ashley from Stephanie in London who misses you SO much and wishes she could have been home in Vancouver to celebrate with you. Full Story

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Some of my favourite movies in the last year have been sports docs. I wrote recently about ESPN’s amazing 30 for 30 series – the Drazen Petrovic and Vlade Divac story, Once Brothers, in particular. And The Two Escobars which weaves together the lives of Colombia’s notorious drug lord Pablo Escobar and the country’s tragic soccer hero Andres Escobar features some of the best documentary filmmaking you’ll ever see, athletics or not.  Read Full Intro

Colin is a talker

January 5, 2011 14:06:02 Posted at January 5, 2011 14:06:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Colin Firth and his wife Livia were in Paris last night for the French premiere of The King’s Speech. Have you seen it yet??? As you know, Firth is, at present, the favourite to win Best Actor, even though we’re still 3 weeks away from nomination day. Things can change, anything can change, but there is no question, on this performance he is worthy of it, and on reputation and career accomplishment, he certainly has earned it. Full Story

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Bill Murray hot dog and karaoke

January 5, 2011 13:23:55 Posted at January 5, 2011 13:23:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bill Murray’s random amazingness was a regular part of this blog in 2010. Click here for his feature in the Best of the Year article. When he walked into an elevator. And kissed some dude. And then walked back out, ominously declaring “no one will ever believe you”. Full Story

OK…What the f-ck’s going on here???

January 5, 2011 13:18:00 Posted at January 5, 2011 13:18:00
Jacek Posted by Jacek

(Lainey – Jacek likes to visit titty websites while he eats his lunch. The last two days his lunch has been ruined by the following. Like, I actually think he’s a little damaged.) It’s been a while since I’ve written but this Stephanie Seymour family vacation situation has violently grabbed me by the balls and pulled me out of hiding. Full Story