Is Gwyneth losing?

March 16, 2011 09:49:18 Posted at March 16, 2011 09:49:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When it comes to Gwyneth Paltrow, I’ve been feeling lately like we’ve been excluded from some joke. Here we are shaking our heads at her embarrassing try, and everyone else, the Hollywood folks, the famous people, they’re all jerking off to it like it’s some kind of newly discovered brilliance. Full Story

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Original Regionals

March 16, 2011 09:15:58 Posted at March 16, 2011 09:15:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Duana Glee this week! I have commited to the following, which is, I’m disabling my CAPS for this episode. No matter how irritated or elated, I will express it in proper alphanumeric form. I can’t speak about the italics, though. Full Story

Little Sci is the only explanation…

March 16, 2011 07:55:51 Posted at March 16, 2011 07:55:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For why Katie Holmes stepped out like this in New York last night. The only. After all, she has said before that Suri picks out her clothes. God I hope so. Because if a grown woman had put all this together, and one who calls herself a “designer” at that, well f-ck me it’s worse than we all thought. Full Story

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Speaking of gambling…

March 16, 2011 07:17:26 Posted at March 16, 2011 07:17:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Despite numerous reports that she can barely hold her sh-t together, NBC is going ahead with confirming Christina Aguilera as one of the four judges on its new show The Voice, premiering in April. The press conference happened yesterday. She looks busted, always, but maybe not as busted as she’s been lately, which is just a fancy way of saying that this is her sh-t to her past diarrhoea. Full Story

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Return of the Queen

March 16, 2011 06:53:49 Posted at March 16, 2011 06:53:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Of Vegas. It’s Celine. She’s back at Caesars for a multiyear run that will reportedly earn her $100 million. Last night was the kick-off. Obviously I wasn’t there, but judging from the photos, well, it certainly looks like Celine was Celine. And maybe even with a few new moves? Am currently obsessed with what appears to be a gesture from the half-hip – check out the photo of her in the black dress with the generous slit as she’s throwing one side of her body into some kind of gyration. Full Story

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March 16, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 16, 2011 06:36:47 Posted at March 16, 2011 06:36:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Carla! Happy Birthday with love from Kerry who said you’d appreciate some Chris Pine pictures. Here he is on the set of Welcome to People last month. Enjoy! Thank you to Danielle from Corien for looking after Lucy until she’s cleared to move to Barbados. What a great gift to have someone like you to take care of such an important part of the family. Full Story

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Dear Gossips,

I think we need to move to Scotland. I love it here. I mean it’s beautiful, yes of course, and we’re in St Andrews, the birthplace of a royal love story, awesome, and the golf history, and the golfness everywhere (this is my new favourite made-up word, by the way), and the air, and even the highland cattle that doesn’t actually look like it could possibly exist beyond being an oversized puppet, all of it is so much amazingness but most of all, it’s the people.  Read Full Intro

I love where you’re from

March 15, 2011 13:26:48 Posted at March 15, 2011 13:26:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gerard Butler was spotted flying out of LAX on Sunday. No idea where he was headed but it gives me an excuse to write again about his home country because Scotland is so lovely and I’ve only been here a day and a half and haven’t seen much and I still think it’s full of amazingness. Full Story

Baggage!

March 15, 2011 12:24:19 Posted at March 15, 2011 12:24:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And I don’t mean Jake Gyllenhaal. As you know, I am obsessed with celebrity travel baggage. How much, how little, and in the case of Taylor Swift… holy f-ck what is happening in there? Swifty arrived at Venice airport today en route for Milan. She’s supposed to perform there. I know your immediate inclination is to be all like, oh that’s just what she needs for the stage and whatever but no… those are things that can be shipped, those are absolutely not things she needs to schlep with her person from city to city. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

March 15, 2011 11:24:59 Posted at March 15, 2011 11:24:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Um, why isn’t Tila Tequila up for this job? She was born for it. (The Superficial)

Young star + coke video…and it’s NOT Lindsay Lohan (Dlisted)

Eva Longoria can apparently still cover magazines (Popeater)

This girl is way too hot to be with that cheese (Hollywood Tuna)

I bet you Sasha’s looking for this caftan muumuu right now (Pop Sugar)

Do you think maybe Derek Jeter’s shirt is opened a wee too much? (Just Jared)

As if Avril Lavigne could make those jeans look that good (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

You can buy Miley’s wardrobe (Celebuzz)

A Vancouver Canuck makes a gay site (Towleroad)

At her age and she doesn’t have to wear a bra. Big ups Sharon Stone, big ups. (Go Fug Yourself)

Kylie on tour

March 15, 2011 10:35:33 Posted at March 15, 2011 10:35:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kylie Minogue performed in France last night at Galaxie d’Amneville as she continues her Les Folies tour through Europe. It’s a Vegas style spectacular. Over the top, a LOT of costumes, a LOT of dancers, and I heard something about a fountain? This is what you want from Kylie. This is what her fans demand. Full Story

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