The guy who married Natalie Portman

December 29, 2010 12:57:03 Posted at December 29, 2010 12:57:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I wrote about Natalie Portman’s pregnancy and engagement yesterday. Click here for a refresher. In the article I referenced a curious and creepy Page Six post about Portman’s now fiancé Benjamin Millepied and how he appeared to be “obsessed” with her during production of Black Swan. Full Story

Kate Winslet: wrapping up 2010

December 29, 2010 12:19:55 Posted at December 29, 2010 12:19:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This year she announced the end of her marriage to Sam Mendes. She then hooked up shortly after with a hot British model. They broke up in the fall. Also, many of you think she’s been working on her face. So here she is in London today, wrapping up her year, photographed after lunch with a “mystery young man”. Full Story

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Best of 2010: Iker kisses Sara

December 29, 2010 10:37:00 Posted at December 29, 2010 10:37:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember the video? I watched this video over and over again. Captain Spain, overcome with emotion after winning the World Cup, interviewed by his presenter girlfriend, can’t help himself and kisses her on live TV. And then I was obsessed. There followed a holiday to the USA and a lot of Spanish affection along the way. Full Story

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Two Aussie men

December 29, 2010 09:22:00 Posted at December 29, 2010 09:22:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well there’s Hugh Jackman. And then there’s Shane Warne. You only know about Shane Warne because he was f-cking Elizabeth Hurley and that’s why she’s leaving her husband. Click here for a refresher. Last night we went to the hockey game. Full Story

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Worst of 2010: LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian

December 29, 2010 08:52:27 Posted at December 29, 2010 08:52:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So they’re engaged now. After a year of constant arrogant bullsh-t, and a Shape Magazine cover controversy – click here for a refresher - and a previous engagement that they denied because they wanted to maximise their exposure, and now a year-ending “official” engagement when all the real stars are in hibernation, so as to leverage more fuel for what’s sure to be an upcoming reality show… Would these two please F-CK OFF??? Needless to say, LeAnn has been documenting every moment of this happy news on her Twitter Full Story

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Reese Witherspoon’s engagement rollout

December 29, 2010 08:13:05 Posted at December 29, 2010 08:13:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Her people confirmed exclusively to Us Weekly yesterday that she will marry Hollywood agent Jim Toth. As repeatedly noted, celebrity gossip has a way of playing out over time. These are the shenanigans that make their sh-t so fascinating. Because two months ago, on October 22nd, Us Weekly announced the imminent engagement on its cover. Full Story

A Very Porny Christmas

December 29, 2010 07:45:34 Posted at December 29, 2010 07:45:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My Porny Jessica Simpson just celebrated her first Christmas with golddigger Eric Johnson. According to her Twitter, they were at her parents’, and she called him the “perfect” addition. Because, even though she runs an almost billion dollar business, she’ll always be the second class citizen in a relationship. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

December 28, 2010 13:17:31 Posted at December 28, 2010 13:17:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

William and Kate will scrub their own toilets (Dlisted)

Bar Christmas without Leo. Cue up the breakup rumours (The Superficial)

WHAT????? You’re telling me there was no one more interesting than her ass in 2010??? (Popeater)

I honestly don’t know why anyone would want breasts like this (Hollywood Tuna)

George Clooney’s Christmas present from The Italian Queen: a flesh coloured bikini (Pop Sugar)

Thor marries Adrien Brody’s ex. Well that didn’t take long. Was there a shotgun at that wedding? (Just Jared)

Lilo’s out in a week. Where’s she moving? (Cele|bitchy)

Three Whiskers Orly gets butchy! (Socialite Life)

Were JLove and Samantha Micelli ever on a show together? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Courteney Cox tries to convince you she’s not f-cking her co-star (I'm Not Obsessed)

Season’s Greetings from The Chosen One

December 28, 2010 10:48:32 Posted at December 28, 2010 10:48:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Like I said in the open, every time I’m offline for a day or two, or hop on a plane for a long haul flight, I live in fear of missing a big story, the biggest story being that the Brange will implode. It’s the Hollywood equivalent of a stock market crash, or a government collapse. It would usher in a new celebrity world order in the aftermath of great upheaval. Full Story