Jennifer Lawrence knows Katniss?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2011 12:43:06 November 2, 2011 12:43:06
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There’s a Hunger Games profile in the new Vanity Fair featuring the cast in a photo that’s rather similar to the magazine’s shoot with the then-low profile cast of Twilight in 2008. Not sure if this is intentional since people are so eager for The Hunger Games to be the “next”, but if it wasn’t meant to be the same, someone in the Culture department needs some more imagination. Full Story

Dear Michael Fassbender

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 2, 2011 12:33:28 November 2, 2011 12:33:28

We have got to stop meeting like this. I just can’t with you when I’m busy and have work to do, then here you come with your everything and I just can’t. It’s like you knew that I needed you yesterday. Like you knew that in the middle of a crap day and while I was pitching Lainey article ideas, you sensed I needed a stroke of inspiration, because here you came with a new clip from Shame and the US trailer. Full Story

Sit DOWN Scarjo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2011 11:55:41 November 2, 2011 11:55:41

Scarlett Johansson covers the new Vanity Fair. I think she looks great. And she thinks she looks great too. Because, as she says, “I know my best angles”. We are referring, of course, to those nude shots that were stolen from her cell phone, an incident which she dismisses with some sass but not a lot of drama:  “They were sent to my husband. Full Story

November 2, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2011 11:48:22 November 2, 2011 11:48:22

Happy Birthday Devin with love from Simon who loves you so much and feels sh-tty because he’s in Toronto this weekend. He wants you to know how important you are. Do you know? Because you are! To Svenia - Happy 24th Birthday! By request, here’s your Ryan Gosling. And will you help Lulu? She’s so sweet and so brave and she needs surgery. Full Story

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Dear Gossips,

We travelled for 27 hours to get to the Maldives. And I feel like ...it should take that long, shouldn’t it? To get to, at the risk of sounding cliché, paradise? It’s bright all day from the minute we wake up. Then at 4pm it rains here for 2 hours, just as I have to start working.  Read Full Intro

No, no, he’s not a dick at all

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2011 23:30:35 November 1, 2011 23:30:35
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PCN

Hugh Grant is a father. Us Weekly broke the story that the 51 year old welcomed a baby girl in October. There is no official word on who the mother is but multiple outlets are speculating that she’s a Chinese actress called Tinglan Hong with whom Hugh was seen earlier this year. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2011 18:11:30 November 1, 2011 18:11:30

There’s a wine cellar buried 8 feet under our island in the Maldives where they host private dinners. Jacek and I have just come from the experience. During the entree (Australian tenderloin) alone, they gave us 3 red ones, 2 from the “old world” and 1 from the “new world”. We were asked to identify. Fun game, right? Every course came with a flight. And sometimes I could only manage a couple of sips of a particular flight. (Sorry Paolo! I tried! And we talked about you a LOT!) I’m telling you this because if you found my last few posts to be messy, now you know why.

As IF Chris Brown!!! (The Superficial)

Mother Reese hates snakes (Dlisted)

LeAnn goes as herself for  Halloween (Amy Grindhouse)

So…there are mean who still find milkmaids legit? (Hollywood Tuna)

Zac Efron doesn’t get papped anymore But with friends like that? They must not see him in the park. (Pop Sugar)

Where ReeseWitherspoon is unpopular (Just Jared)

Who is this twat? And why is she trying to be Leeloo? (Popoholic)

See? Honour totally outdressed Halloween Little Sci (Celebuzz)

The hair on Chris Pratt’s head is really skeeving me out (Towleroad)

Never mind if she has male parts, why does her head look like it’s not really attached to her body? (Go Fug Yourself)

When will your girlfriend run her hands through your hair?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2011 17:52:35 November 1, 2011 17:52:35

Have you seen Never Say Never? Come on. I know you watched it on a plane. And secretly loved it. If you haven’t, you need to make this happen. It’s awesome and hilarious at the same time. Also, it’s now become the most successful concert film of all time. So. You know. Anyway, if you have seen it, you know then that the hair is a big ass deal. Full Story

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Needy kisses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2011 17:46:14 November 1, 2011 17:46:14
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PUNKD Images

Shia LaBeouf is shooting a movie in Vancouver. I can’t remember what it’s called and I’m too drunk to google but I assure you it’s not important. The point of this story is that his girlfriend Carolyn Pho is visiting him and they were photographed kissing. It’s not the first time they’ve been photographed kissing but every time they’re photographed kissing it makes me uncomfortable. Full Story

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Robert Pattinson has a lot of baggage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2011 17:23:25 November 1, 2011 17:23:25
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Bauer-Griffin, Splash

If you’ve been reading my column long enough you know I get fixated on celebrity travel behaviour, specifically as it relates to packing and luggage. Like, I consider myself a pretty light packer - ask Duana who is the opposite - and still I don’t understand how famous people, when they’re seen in new shoes and coats and pants every day, and not just on red carpets, can go with a small carryon and be done with it. Full Story

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Reese Witherspoon wants you to know she’s sexy

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 1, 2011 17:06:19 November 1, 2011 17:06:19
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WENN, Splash News

She really, really does.In This Means War, Reese Witherspoon juggles Chris Pine and Tom Hardy (unconvincingly). Now she’s being offered the lead in Sony’s Sex Tape, a movie about a married couple who lose track of their homemade porn. Jason Segel would be the other half of the couple and his buddy and writing partner Nick Stoller may direct. Full Story

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