Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2011 11:29:17 July 4, 2011 11:29:17

A child star does something responsible? Well, he wasn’t raised in Hollywood. (Dlisted)

Ghetto Tits is a thief (The Superficial)

Put your boner down. As IF she would actually tell all the ugly. She’s a Kennedy remember? (Popeater)

Ashley Tisdales SUPER CUTE bikini (Hollywood Tuna)

The Middleton girls have the most boring style (Pop Sugar)

Oh look. An excuse to take his shirt off. And what is UP with that hair??? (Just Jared)

Sick. Gross. Ew. Him. WHY??? (Cele|bitchy)

Brad grins at his boys (Socialite Life)

Ginger looks fit in a bikini (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Devon Aoki had a baby and she still looks like she’s 12 (I'm Not Obsessed)

Olivia adds to the circle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2011 10:50:36 July 4, 2011 10:50:36

Ryan Gosling, Justin Timberlake, Jake Gyllenhaal, Bradley Cooper... now Chris Pine – word is Olivia Wilde was spotted enjoying a flirty dinner the other night in Hollywood. Page Six reports that the two looked “cozy” which... I’ve a feeling now that Olivia Wilde could go out with Neil Patrick Harris and someone would say they were “cozy”. Full Story

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Do you have a right to be mad?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2011 10:01:52 July 4, 2011 10:01:52

Alexander Skarsgard hit up a gas station the other day. The paps were shooting him. So he got angry and yelled. Really, dude? Because you’re dating Kate Bosworth. Not sure if you’ve heard but Kate Bosworth makes that sh-t happen every day. And it’s no accident that he started getting shot a lot more often when they became a thing. Full Story

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What advice did your dad give you about tits?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2011 09:19:00 July 4, 2011 09:19:00

It’s only Monday morning but these are easily, easily the best photos of the week, maybe even of my whole life. The GMD celebrated his 49th birthday yesterday in Miami wearing his favourite hat. He was joined by wife Katie, who threw him a surprise party, and two of his three children, Little Sci Suri, and son Connor who, as I’ve noted before, bears resemblance to his father, and yes know-it-alls, I am aware that he is adopted (!!!) but can a bitch say there’s a resemblance without suggesting they’re biologically connected? Fack! Anyway, Connor decided to go for a swim. Full Story

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The Cambridges in Canada

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2011 08:32:57 July 4, 2011 08:32:57

It was such a full schedule, I can barely keep track of all their activities since I last wrote about them on Friday. Have decided then to cover the Royal Tour in Canada by Kate’s outfits. The last outfit posted was the white dress with the maple leaf red hat. After that they attended a Canada Day fireworks show and concert (in purple), they planted a tree (in grey) close to where Charles and Diana planted one many years before (and Will displayed some restrained emotion while reading the plaque), they visited with sick children at Sainte-Justine University Hospital in Montreal (still in grey), they also attended a cooking class and wore chef’s smocks, then it was off to Quebec City (in blue) where they spent time with at-risk youth, and somewhere in there they found time for a rowboat ride and a few hours of romantic quiet time on a lake. Full Story

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Charlene’s tears

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2011 06:18:33 July 4, 2011 06:18:33

If you thought the Photo Assumption on that kiss was bad the other day – click here if you missed it the other day – wait ‘til you see the video. Charlene Wittstock married Prince Albert of Monaco in a civil ceremony on Friday. On Saturday it was time for church – a major production, with a major Euro cheese guest list, and a bride who was rather tearful. Full Story

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July 4, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2011 06:04:25 July 4, 2011 06:04:25

Anna! Happy Belated Birthday on Canada Day! How was the Empress? I’m thinking it was indeed a pretty doppelganger. Did you make a move??? Happy 40th Birthday Shazza from Krissa – here’s to happy times, hot Danish boys (oh do share!), and lots of films! For you – Matt Damon, Mads Mikkelsen, and Ryan Gosling. Full Story

Friday, July 1, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Happy Canada Day! Canada is celebrating its 144th birthday today! With Will & Kate! They received a rock star reception yesterday in Ottawa. And all eyes will be on them again today. They will participate in Canada Day celebration and attend the fireworks display tonight on Parliament Hill.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2011 11:17:00 July 1, 2011 11:17:00

We’re spending Canada Day at the hospital with my ma and it so nice today we’re going to get her out for a walk. So I’m leaving you with my online friends, and some photos of the Cambridges from the citizenship ceremony earlier and then at Parliament Hill for Canada Day celebrations. How f-cking cute are they? Will and Kate arrived in a horse drawn carriage. It’s like reliving the wedding!

Happy Canada Day! Back on Monday! And Happy Fourth of July to you in America!

Size 2 is a Kardashian (Dlisted)

She really does look like there’s some absorbent padding in there (The Superficial)

Hilary Duff looks good in leather pants (Hollywood Tuna)

Morning Bey: crochet and neon yellow (Pop Sugar)

Emma Watson looks AMAZING with dark short hair (Huffington Post Entertainment)

Shia’s into Bieber (Just Jared)

Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz vs Brange? (Cele|bitchy)

Jennifer Aniston presents: Little Black Dresses (Celebuzz)

Agreed. Well played indeed Heidi Klum (Go Fug Yourself)

Emma Stone’s bright pink popsicle (OK Magazine)


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