March 15, 2016 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 15, 2016 13:57:24 Posted at March 15, 2016 13:57:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

“Happy 40th Birthday to my beautiful, loving, fun and silly sister Missy. I could not ask for a better big sister and best friend. Mandy” (Attached by request – Tom Hardy, Mark Ruffalo, and Joe Dempsie) via GIPHY  Full Story

Monday, March 14, 2016

Dear Gossips,

Martin Short was honoured with the Lifetime Achievement Award at the Canadian Screen Awards last night – now, maybe, nicknamed the “Candy”, by this year’s host Norm MacDonald. Like you know how the Academy Award is called the Oscar? The Canadian Screen Awards are Canada’s version of the Oscar.  Read Full Intro

Jake at SXSW

March 14, 2016 20:54:29 Posted at March 14, 2016 20:54:29
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A couple of days after the Oscars, I overheard a conversation at work in the bathroom. It was two women, millennial age, talking about Leonardo DiCaprio. How amazing he is. How amazing his speech was, because he made it about the environment. How amazing it was that he finally won because he so deserves it and has been overlooked for so long. Full Story

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Your move, BB-8

March 14, 2016 20:39:26 Posted at March 14, 2016 20:39:26
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Many people thought Jacob Tremblay deserved an Oscar nomination for his performance in Room. Brie Larson won the Best Actress Oscar for Room. And what she gave us in that film could not have happened without the other person in that room – Jacob. Jacob was named Best Actor (over Christopher Plummer!) last night at the Canadian Screen Awards. Full Story

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Tom Hiddleston wall f-cking

March 14, 2016 19:58:43 Posted at March 14, 2016 19:58:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Apparently the internet jizzed all over itself last night over a scene in The Night Manager featuring Tom Hiddleston and Elizabeth Debicki doing it against a wall. It was his bare ass. And Twitter, in particular, got soaked. Let’s have a look, shall we? Please note this is NSFW and mind your children. Full Story

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Go in knowing nothing about 10 Cloverfield Lane

March 14, 2016 19:45:41 Posted at March 14, 2016 19:45:41
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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I hate the mystery box. I am not a fan of the JJ Abrams School of SECRETY SECRETS. It only worked once, with Cloverfield, because that movie came out of left field and had nothing to do with anything, so there were no preconceived notions or expectations about what it would be. All we knew from the secretive marketing campaign was that it was a monster movie, and then it delivered on that premise while also featuring some innovative low budget filmmaking from Matt Reeves. Full Story

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Will & Kate try to quiet the noise

March 14, 2016 19:28:54 Posted at March 14, 2016 19:28:54
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There has been a lot of noise lately about the Cambridges – how little they work in comparison to their old grandparents, what exactly Will’s commitment is to his day job flying air ambulances, Will’s approach to the media, and how much access he’s agreed to or not agreed to when it comes to the public and his family. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

March 14, 2016 18:21:58 Posted at March 14, 2016 18:21:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Did he really need to make this move? Really? (Dlisted

What Ben Affleck’s reaction was to Jennifer Garner’s Vanity Fair interview (Just Jared

Kristen Stewart moves way, way past from Robsten (Cele|bitchy

No thank you (TooFab

Gwyneth Paltrow’s lunch for her friends (Pop Sugar

Richard Simmons says that Richard Simmons is OK (The Superficial)  

I can’t defend this haircut (Hollywood Tuna

Amy Poehler’s super cute Kids’ Choice dress (Go Fug Yourself

Dina Lohan: A New Hope (TMZ)

Taylor & Karlie at the gym

March 14, 2016 17:07:58 Posted at March 14, 2016 17:07:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been a while since Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss have been papped together. And some people were noticing that they weren’t posting many shots of each other on social media which led to speculation that maybe they weren’t as tight anymore and why and was it because of Kanye West or something else, like Karlie didn’t feel like being dragged around as part of the “squad” etc, etc, etc… Well here they are being tall and fit together and working out together and blowing kisses and generally reassuring (or disappointing) everyone that they are, indeed, fine and stop manufacturing sh-t because they’re best friends forever, OK? OK? You see that look on Taylor’s face though? That’s her “ha!” expression. Full Story

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Batman’s Robin’s boy shorts

March 14, 2016 16:22:07 Posted at March 14, 2016 16:22:07
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Ben Affleck recently gave an interview to Entertainment Weekly for their Superhero Face Punch issue in which he talks about his older, even more cynical Batman, and the open-ended promise of a Batfleck-directed Batman movie, but the thing nerds are fixating on is that Affleck confirms that at the time of Superhero Face Punch, Robin is dead. Full Story

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