Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2017 20:57:46 February 10, 2017 20:57:46

Another thing I missed: I have never watched The Magic School Bus (Dlisted) 

Is Lukas Haas looking for a new best friend in Tom Hardy? (Just Jared) 

Did you notice Princess Kate changed her makeup? (Cele|bitchy) 

Lena Dunham doesn’t know you’re not supposed to talk about dicks in the morning (TooFab) 

The Weeknd has dinner with a Selena Gomez lookalike (TMZ) 

Which means they’ll get pregnant a week after their wedding (The Superficial) 

No one believes in Mimi’s love (Celebrity Dirty Laundry) 

Katie Holmes got stuck with Marchesa (Go Fug Yourself) 

I’ve listened to Katy Perry’s new song three times and it’s not grabbing me (Jezebel) 

Asa Butterfield in The Space Between Us

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 10, 2017 18:13:02 February 10, 2017 18:13:02
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If you’re avoiding Fifty Shades Darker this weekend, and you’re wondering if this might be an option… The Space Between Us tanked, so I was alone when I saw it, and though I have seen many bad movies under these very circumstances, for some reason, with this one, I desperately wanted to explain myself to the ticket-taker. Full Story

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Try the Santa Clarita Diet

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 10, 2017 16:38:50 February 10, 2017 16:38:50
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Sheila and Joel are an average suburban couple with average suburban problems. Their teenage daughter, Abby, wants a car they can’t really afford, their realty business is maybe not so hot, and upon finding his wife’s dead body in an open house’s bathroom, Joel is a little excited. Full Story

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When Gwyneth speaks of the Blessing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2017 15:39:45 February 10, 2017 15:39:45
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Gwyneth Paltrow was in New York for Fashion Week yesterday, seated front row at the La Perla show. Gwyneth and La Perla’s creative director, Julia Haart, are collaborators. La Perla is sold on goop. Full Story

February 10, 2017 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2017 14:57:46 February 10, 2017 14:57:46

Meredith! Happy 33rd birthday from Colleen, who remembered EARLY this time and who’s sending you this message: “Keep up the lawyering and being an overall perfect friend."  Full Story