Dylan & Jon Hamm

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2011 07:21:39 May 17, 2011 07:21:39

Yesterday's Jon Hamm article was written before the sunrise party on Sunday night/Monday morning. I added a quick PS on the fly before it was posted as I was heading out to shoot. Thanks for your e-mails asking for more information on how that all went down. We were at the Hotel du Cap for the Art of Elysium/Vitamin Water event. Full Story

That can't be the only one

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2011 07:08:54 May 17, 2011 07:08:54

The big news today is that Arnold Schwarzenegger has confirmed that he fathered a love child with a former longtime household staffer. As in a 20 year employee. The LA Times broke the story and they must have had him by the balls because he has since issued a statement: "After leaving the governor's office I told my wife about this event, which occurred over a decade ago. Full Story

May 17, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2011 06:46:00 May 17, 2011 06:46:00

Farah! Happy 17th Birthday! What did I do when I was 17? I was freaking out about getting into university. I also may have been dating someone really vile. You'll figure it out. Don't panic. You don't have to have all the answers right now. Attached - photos of your boys: Bill Skarsgard, Zac Efron, Ryan Kwanten, Jake Gyllenhaal, Alex Pettyfer, Douglas Booth, Jared Followill, and Ryan Gosling. Full Story

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Monday, May 16, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Did you see Bridesmaids this weekend? My friend Michelle, whose taste I almost always trust, sent over a note saying she did and that it did not disappoint. At all. And that she couldn't wait to see it again. Because she missed too many parts from laughing so hard.  Read Full Intro

Johnny & Penelope: getting the shot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2011 14:04:09 May 16, 2011 14:04:09

Every day, if you want to shoot arrivals at the Palais, "les marches", the famous red steps in Cannes, you have to go present your credentials at the press office at 10am to be entered into a lottery. You then return at 3pm to see if your outlet was selected. Spots are limited. For prime premieres, like Pirates of the Caribbean, it's really just the luck of the draw. Full Story

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Girl Code, Drink or not to drink & Friend protocol

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2011 13:37:55 May 16, 2011 13:37:55

Written by Sasha I was engaged about 5 years ago to a guy I’ll call ‘’Douchebag T”. He was conservative, secure, a solid government lifer and boring as hell. We broke up a few months before our wedding, as I was offered my dream job. Full Story

Young & Fearless

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2011 12:34:54 May 16, 2011 12:34:54

Ri, what are you doing? Have you heard? Rihanna and Chris Brown followed each other on Twitter. There's speculation now that they've been private messaging each other. The Twitter world was all over it, and all over her, for the move, and she responded by tweeting out to everyone that it's "just f-cking Twitter", like relax motherf-ckers, it's no big. Full Story

The Middleton's New Star

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2011 11:52:15 May 16, 2011 11:52:15

It's Pippa. Obviously. Since the Wedding she's had her share of magazine covers, including the current cover of People Magazine. Pippa is presently on holiday in Spain with some friends and is keeping the English press busy, wondering whether or not she'll soon announce her engagement to boyfriend Alex Loudon, or hold off now that she's so popular, see what she can leverage from the current spotlight. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2011 11:18:52 May 16, 2011 11:18:52

James Franco pays his respects in blood (Dlisted)

Gwen Stefani is FIT (The Superficial)

This is how Kanye thinks he can beat the Brange (Popeater)

Olivia Munn is very orange (Hollywood Tuna)

Chicken Fried very airbrushed (Pop Sugar)

Oh wow Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman looks old here (Just Jared)

Jesus. Penelope Cruz. Look at this face. (Cele|bitchy)

Chris Hemsworth signs onto one of the 15 Snow White movies (Buzznet)

Eva Longoria naked and a horse? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Britney's weave goes to Little League (I'm Not Obsessed)

Producer after producer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2011 10:53:39 May 16, 2011 10:53:39

He has been sleeping with producer after producer - mostly females, any age, any shape - offering himself in exchange for opportunities. Any opportunities. While it's rather competitive among famewhores on the project he's best known for, it turns out he's the one who's most aggressive, most desperate, most willing to do whatever it takes to get ahead. Full Story

And here we are

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2011 10:22:31 May 16, 2011 10:22:31

Written by Duana The finale. I never thought I’d get so emotionally involved in a show I didn’t watch until two months ago… Previously, if you didn’t know, why are you here? Elena/Katherine doppelgangers, Elijah gives information to kill Klaus and he’ll finish the job, but then of course he doesn’t because he likes his family, Damon shoved some vampire blood into Elena, and Damon got bit by Tyler Lockwood. Full Story