June 30, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2011 07:01:54 June 30, 2011 07:01:54

To Jewell and Jillian – you will ALWAYS be ROYALTY to your Auntie Kiki and the most special dancers to your family. I’m sorry you won’t be able to perform for William and Catherine but these things have a way of working themselves out to benefit you in the long run. So… enjoy the day off instead! And for Maree in Sydney from your boyfriend Luke who feels so very lucky to have you and loves you a LOT. Full Story

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Transformers 3 opens today. Or it opened today. Midnight showings. They say it’s supposed to make $50 million. In ONE DAY. And all of that is going to Michael Bay’s ego. Transformers 3 is also currently earning a 36% rating on Rotten Tomatoes  Read Full Intro

Couples doppelganging

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2011 13:59:41 June 29, 2011 13:59:41

When you go into the database of a photo agency, the pictures come up slightly bigger than thumbnail size. I also have bad eyes so often I either can’t make out who it is at first glance or I get it completely wrong. Today I went into the agency and took a quick look at these shots and wondered to myself how I could have possibly missed the news that Kristen Stewart is dating Scott Speedman. Full Story

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GOOP is the new Moss?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2011 12:43:03 June 29, 2011 12:43:03

While Kate Moss prepares for her wedding this weekend, Gwyneth Paltrow is having dinner with Kate’s former business partner Sir Philip Green, better known as the guy who owns Topshop. As you know, Kate’s final collection for Topshop was released late last year. As you also know, GOOP is putting her name on everything these days. Full Story

The Only Kate in London is getting married

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2011 11:37:00 June 29, 2011 11:37:00

Warning: NSFW! Did you see that meme that went around after the Royal Wedding? It was taken from an ad from a few years ago. AMAZING, right??? Kate Moss will marry Jamie Hince this weekend. And that will overshadow the Monte Carlo wedding too. It’s to take place at her Cotswolds home. Apparently she’s throwing money at caterers and event planners, trucking in hundreds upon hundreds of bottles of champagne and Grey Goose and Red Bull so that no one goes to sleep. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2011 10:52:51 June 29, 2011 10:52:51

This might be my favourite, favourite Lenny Kravitz photo of all time (Dlisted)

Quentin Tarantino feels about toe jam the way I feel about wasabi peas (The Superficial)

Paz will always find a way to show you her ass crack (Celebuzz)

This looks SO uncomfortable (Hollywood Tuna)

I just don’t believe you can wear heels with EVERYTHING (Pop Sugar)

Chris Martin continues his current hotness in his video (Just Jared)

The Italian Queen’s mother has been unleashed (Cele|bitchy)

Jakey and the Bear and his balls! (Towleroad)

Say it in a teen way: as IF Shia LaBeouf is hotter than the Biebs (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I am TIRED of looking at January Jones’s baby bump (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Ellen Page, Royal Watcher?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2011 09:53:00 June 29, 2011 09:53:00

Doubtful...or possible? The Royal Couple will be in Quebec, stopping for a short few hours in Montreal on July 2nd. They’ll visit with young cancer patients at Saint-Justine Hospital and then hang out with some novice chefs at a cooking class. Those kids have the honour of serving dinner to Will and Kate that night. Full Story

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Anne Hathaway in Harper’s Bazaar 2011

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2011 09:02:17 June 29, 2011 09:02:17

First up about the clothes – I love the clothes, and the styling is beautiful. And you’ll note too when you go through the images online that they price them out for you, kinda like a reminder that you can’t afford it. Even the black embroidered Miu Miu is over 4 grand. And Hailee Steinfeld these days is selling the brand. Full Story

Pippa with Alex & the family

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2011 08:16:26 June 29, 2011 08:16:26

I’m about to gloat. So you need to click away if you can’t handle it. Remember two weeks ago when it was getting splashed all over the place, led by the ever (UN)reliable UK Sun, that Pippa Middleton and her boyfriend Alex Loudon had split and I posted this article Full Story

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The GMD & Eminem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2011 07:29:23 June 29, 2011 07:29:23

Mission: Impossible 4 or, more accurately, Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol (What a Dumb Title), there’s a new trailer...with the sounds of Eminem complementing all the running, stunting, and stand-offing between Tom Cruise and Jeremy Renner. (I used to hate the name Jeremy. Probably because I went to school with one and he was a smartass dick. Full Story

Good trailer, bad trailer with Immortals

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2011 07:25:00 June 29, 2011 07:25:00

Written by Sarah You ever see a trailer and it just makes you laugh? Not that the movie is funny, but that the trailer is SO BAD the only possible reaction is to laugh and laugh? Well that’s how I reacted to the new trailer for Tarsem Singh’s Immortals. Full Story