Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2011 11:46:11 August 17, 2011 11:46:11

Why didn’t I know that The Inbetweeners is now a movie????????

The premiere happened last night in London. OMG. Is it coming here??? To North America? If you have no idea what I’m talking about, please go online and watch the show. The 3 seasons should be readily available. Funny. Ass. Sh-t.

Now to my online friends:

I don’t mean to start a fight or anything, but HOW did this dumbass get a platform??? (Dlisted

Julia Roberts and her husband look hot together on the beach (The Superficial)

Rob gives Kristen a love gift (Cele|bitchy)

At this point Jennifer Love Hewitt is 5 days away from showing you her bikini wax (Hollywood Tuna)

Honestly I really do think they’re just friends (Pop Sugar)

Spider-Man on a scooter (Just Jared)

If you can stand it, LeAnn Rimes - more bones shots (Amy Grindhouse)

Or... much rather look at Bar Rafaeli body shots (Celebuzz)

Lindsay Lohan’s lips go surfing (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

But she is pathetic, isn’t she? (Evil Beet Gossip)


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Thininification > Oscar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2011 10:46:28 August 17, 2011 10:46:28

Take a look at Jennifer Hudson on the cover of SELF. As you know, I’ve been cutting my eye at her for the last little while over the whole “let’s make her popular since she’s thin now!” situation. For the media to fixate on this is one thing. What bites my ass is that she’s kinda bought into it too. Full Story

Franco + River at TIFF

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2011 09:57:25 August 17, 2011 09:57:25

James Franco, the artist, has always said one of his favourite films, maybe even his favourite film, is Gus Van Sant’s My Own Private Idaho. Now the artist has collaborated on an art presentation about My Own Private Idaho with Gus Van Sant to be featured at the Toronto International Film Festival next month. Full Story

The Dude on Blu-Ray

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2011 07:07:55 August 17, 2011 07:07:55

Remember when Tara Reid, that f-cking idiot, said earlier this year that there was to be a Big Lebowski 2 and the Coen brothers pretty much called her a f-cking idiot? Ethan Coen: I’m glad she’s working on it. We’ll watch it when it comes out. Joel Coen: Especially if Tara’s in it. Full Story

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August 17, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2011 06:35:08 August 17, 2011 06:35:08

To Melissa from your cousin Meredith - Congratulations on making the top 10 on So You Think You Can Dance Canada! Everyone is so proud of you and knows how hard you’ve worked. They’re with you, all the way to the end! Victoria! WTF? Diane just told me you’ll be rappelling down a 32 story building at Yonge & Eglinton in Toronto on October 6th. Full Story

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Have heard from many of you following my post last week re: Britney Spears and the VMAs. Click here if you missed it. MTV producers have confirmed to Billboard that “Britney will be at the show and we'll be paying tribute to her.  Read Full Intro

Daniel Cleaver 2011

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2011 14:29:18 August 16, 2011 14:29:18

Hugh Grant was photographed yesterday in London walking down the street, his Ferrari keys and iPad in his hand. Here's my thing about really expensive cars and the men who buy them brand new: it's like the emblem of middle aged-ness. Most of the time. Because unless your parents were born to it, or you're an internet billionaire, in theory it would take a few years to accumulate enough wealth to be able purchase a brand new custom Ferrari. Full Story

Jerry, Jonah, and Fu

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2011 13:21:59 August 16, 2011 13:21:59

A friend bbmed me the other day - “is there something wrong with me because Turtle is so hot?” Turtle IS hot. Check him out waiting for his car outside a restaurant last night in Hollywood. Super cute, right? Made headlines a few weeks ago when he revealed he’s lost 55 lbs this year and his now walking down the beach shirtless with hot girls. Full Story

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Hot Harry loves his Helicopter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2011 12:19:33 August 16, 2011 12:19:33

More than Flee. Come on, did he ever love Flee? Word is Prince Harry and Florence with the pain in the ass last name are done. Apparently, according to PEOPLE, they were dating since June but now Harry realises he must focus on his army training and doesn’t want to commit to a serious relationship. Full Story