The One-Piece,Vegan Book Bags & Black Tie Weddings

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2011 12:10:00 May 12, 2011 12:10:00

Written by Sasha Sasha,I am looking for some summer swimsuit fashion advice. I am post baby #2 and that mom pouch is still hanging around, so bikinis are only in if I plan to be standing up at all times wearing one. So, I am looking for a one-piece swimsuit that is less speedo more milf and won't break my mat leave budget. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2011 11:28:45 May 12, 2011 11:28:45

Wow. Pregnancy gives you really big breasts. Even Alba. (The Superficial)

I actually think Chicken Fried looks good here. It's what happens when you lower expectations (Dlisted)

Chelsea Handler hates on fat (Popeater)

Ashley Greene's extensions don't look too bad here (Hollywood Tuna)

Johnny Depp - is this like boy scout styles? (Pop Sugar)

The Hangover's new cover (Just Jared)

Scarjo does look really hot in these ads (Popoholic)

Nikki Reed holding hands with her American Idol (Celebuzz)

UGH! I hate him!!!! (Towleroad)

Uma Thurman is tall and knows she's not cute (Go Fug Yourself)

Being Bristol

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2011 10:25:07 May 12, 2011 10:25:07

Written by DuanaThat’s my pitch for the name of the new Bristol Palin reality show. Or maybe I’m being too on-the-nose. Maybe it should be something like “All For The Good”, since she’s working for a charity. Full Story

Rich, Famous, Herpes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2011 09:23:53 May 12, 2011 09:23:53

Delicious. Not the herpes part, but the smuttiness of it. Obviously. So there's a story on TMZ about a major A list celebrity who is worth "in excess of $100 million" who hooked up with someone in Vegas and passed on some herpes. Jesus. Full Story

Colin Farrell goes full fug for Horrible Bosses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2011 09:13:45 May 12, 2011 09:13:45

Written by Sarah Everyone is going to want to talk about Jennifer Aniston and her daring new career as a supporting actress in mediocre comedies, but I don’t care about that. That’s what Aniston has been all along, she just insisted on trying to be a leading lady, which she isn’t. Full Story

James & January?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2011 08:53:35 May 12, 2011 08:53:35

Received several panicked emails yesterday when I was out in the field about James McAvoy and … January Jones? There was no context so it was puzzling. Then I hopped on a computer at the Palais and read about Ted Casablanca's report that the father of her child was someone on the X-Men set … which… fine, I mean I'm still not sure why people care that January Jones is pregnant but sure, there are a lot of people on a set - crew, cast, studio, marketing, etc - and I don't doubt she could have hooked up with any of them. Full Story

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Gwyneth's deep V

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2011 08:03:12 May 12, 2011 08:03:12

There are a lot of French girls walking around here in Cannes not wearing bras. When it's done right, I love it. I mean obviously it's when the breasts are on the small side and sitting up nice but not too high, with a little teardrop action for the natural effect. It's hot. I would totally if I could. Full Story

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2011 07:34:30 May 12, 2011 07:34:30

Pale Dress, Pale Skin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2011 06:57:30 May 12, 2011 06:57:30

As mentioned earlier, Angelina Jolie and the cast of Kung Fu Panda, including Jack Black and Dustin Hoffman, were at the Palais today for a presser and a photo call. Dylan and I saw Jack Black in Old Cannes last night walking up St Antoine to have dinner. The stars don't usually roll like that here. Full Story

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May 12, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2011 06:37:40 May 12, 2011 06:37:40

Sophie! Dani says you've had a sh-tter of a year. Between the job, your dad, your mum, the loss of Kiruna, it can't have been easy. But you did it all with a smile and a lovely attitude. So admirable. And on top of all that, you are running for One Little Egg Full Story

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Hello from Cannes! This is, I *think* the 6th year in a row I've covered the Festival for etalk. Where did it go? The shoot days for Cannes are usually rather long.The advantage is the time difference...unless there's a party that night.  Read Full Intro