Smutty Tingles

March 14, 2011 10:46:21 Posted at March 14, 2011 10:46:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tingling you from St Andrews, Scotland today! The golf-ness around here is amazing. I wish I brought my clubs. Then again, it’s cold and “dreich” which is how they say “drizzly”. I am in LOVE with this country so hard.

Have you run out of Bitch Pleases for the Lohans? (Dlisted)

Do NOT want to see an Usher sex tape. But if they have any footage of their breakup, I’m all over that (The Superficial)

Bitch Fights between belligerent men (Popeater)

Princess Catherine hard ass body in a white bikini (Hollywood Tuna)

Ashlee wanted to make sure Pete doesn’t think she’s f-cking his friend. Or something. (Pop Sugar)

Emma Stone curls up to play Skeeter (Just Jared)

Sigh. How much do you miss Madonna? (Cele|bitchy)

Renee is Bradley’s biggest cheerleader (Socialite Life)

Teresa Palmer is another one of those girls who looks different from minute to minute (Popoholic)

Daniel Radcliffe is ok with you asking about his personal life (I'm Not Obsessed)

Jessica’s single face

March 14, 2011 09:56:45 Posted at March 14, 2011 09:56:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know it’s bad when even People.com is intimating that your now ex-boyfriend cheated on you. When summarising the Biel/Timberlake split, People mentioned the infidelity rumours several times, citing a source who said that Jessica “looked the other way” when Justin cheated. Full Story

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It’s official: Gangster Brad is hot

March 14, 2011 09:26:52 Posted at March 14, 2011 09:26:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Come on…you don’t think so? You don’t see a little old school Thelma & Louise happening here? Really? These are shots of Brad Pitt shooting Cogan’s Trade in New Orleans on Friday and Saturday. Look at his pretty boy pose in the series of photos taken at night. It’s the way he posed in the early part of his career. Full Story

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EVERYTHING HAPPENS

March 14, 2011 08:56:47 Posted at March 14, 2011 08:56:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Duana Previously on the Vampire Diaries….Thanks to all of you on Twitter who told me which episodes would be best to watch and reminded me that Matt is human. OR USED TO BE. Anyway, interestingly, nobody wanted me to watch anything from season 1 except the finale, “Founder’s Day”. Full Story

Jakey throws down

March 14, 2011 08:13:07 Posted at March 14, 2011 08:13:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I’ve said, I don’t like being put in the position of having to defend celebrities. That’s not my job. And frankly, it’s actually not that much fun. But there’s no other perspective here as far as I’m concerned. Jake Gyllenhaal in this situation is beyond reproach. Full Story

Why can’t you get your hair right?!?!?

March 14, 2011 07:53:00 Posted at March 14, 2011 07:53:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I mean… I just shouted out in anger in the middle of the living room at 12:30am at Duana’s on Saturday night/Sunday morning while writing this because F-CK, why can’t Katherine Heigl ever get her goddamn hair right?!?!? She’s 32. She’s not 62. She’s tall and pretty, with the kind of good looks that don’t necessarily intimidate, belying the fact that she’s actually a mouthy ungrateful bitch. Full Story

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LaLa and other options

March 14, 2011 06:55:21 Posted at March 14, 2011 06:55:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So I’m sure you’ve heard. Because, seriously, it was broadcast around the world like relief for a natural disaster, as if it could possibly be that monumental: David Beckham confirmed the other day that he and Victoria are expecting a baby girl. Full Story

Lame

March 14, 2011 06:37:38 Posted at March 14, 2011 06:37:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Emma Watson tweaked us up last week teasing about a new project on Twitter. Turns out, it’s just a cosmetics company contract. Lancome. The company uses a rose in their marketing. And Emma was born in Paris. Full Story

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Young vs. old Hunger Games

March 14, 2011 06:27:41 Posted at March 14, 2011 06:27:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah I’ve been saying for the past year that sixteen-year-old Saorise Ronan should be Katniss, and after seeing her in True Grit, I also thought that fourteen-year-old Hailee Steinfeld would also make a good Katniss. Full Story

Who would want to work with this?

March 14, 2011 06:07:19 Posted at March 14, 2011 06:07:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s long had a reputation for being absolute hell to work with. I mean like straight up crazy. Leaves her sh-t, sometimes literally, everywhere, specifies exact times when people can or cannot talk to her, is foaming at the mouth insane one minute, calm and collected the next. Lately her opportunities have dried up. Full Story

March 14, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 14, 2011 06:03:25 Posted at March 14, 2011 06:03:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Japan is in crisis. Please help if you can through the Humanitarian Coalition’s appeal for Japan to support 4 leading NGOs including CARE, Oxfam Canada, Oxfam-Quebec, and Save the Children whose work typically focuses on women and children in the area of shelter, water, and emergency supplies. CLICK HERE Full Story