Smutty Tingles

December 24, 2010 10:56:16 Posted at December 24, 2010 10:56:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Zac Efron parts with his precious locks (Dlisted)

Dimensionally defying ass... for Christmas (The Superficial)

What. The. F-CK did they do to Kate Middleton’s face?!? (Popeater)

Eliza Dushku should be more famous (Hollywood Tuna)

Britney’s quick trip to NYC before Christmas (Pop Sugar)

JLo looks great in these jeans (Just Jared)

Courteney Cox’s Christmas man replacement (Cele|bitchy)

Anna Paquin’s pre-Christmas jog (Moe Jackson)

Miley as a pink debutante (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Lady Gaga doesn’t wear pants but gives back A LOT (Celebuzz)

You’re allowed to drive for Christmas

December 24, 2010 08:27:56 Posted at December 24, 2010 08:27:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

With a chaperone. At least that looks like a chaperone. With Katie Holmes. Yesterday leaving the gym. The photo agencies are calling her companion a “friend”, but you know, where Xenu is concerned, only “approved” friends are allowed. So this friend must be Church-friendly, and can you really call that a real friend? Well, small victories, I suppose. Full Story

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Thursday, December 23, 2010

Dear Gossips,

If you don’t own it already, this Christmas I hope you get a copy of Jay-Z’s Decoded, because it’s probably too late to buy it yourself now. He’s sold out everywhere. It’s not a book, at least for me, that you whip through in a night even though you could.  Read Full Intro

Gwyneth’s ex talk

December 23, 2010 13:49:37 Posted at December 23, 2010 13:49:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As evidenced by her namechecking Brad Pitt in Vogue recently – click here for a refresher - Gwyneth is hustling hard for Country Strong. In service of that effort, she’s also referencing Ben Affleck. Here’s something else that G gets to lord over everyone: she always get them at their peak. Full Story

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Hanging out off hours

December 23, 2010 11:01:00 Posted at December 23, 2010 11:01:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

SNL’s Seth Meyers and Jason Sudeikis were courtside at the Knicks game last night. I like it that they spend time together outside of work. I don’t know, celebrity friends just make me happy, although I do wonder how tight they are. Because I’ve heard loose reports that Jason can be kinda dicky. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

December 23, 2010 10:53:59 Posted at December 23, 2010 10:53:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth Paltrow was inspired by Chicken Fried Britney? (The Superficial)

Jennifer Aniston doesn’t want to be your friend (Dlisted)

What it’s like to holiday with Star Jones (Popeater)

Emmy Rossum is trying to ruin our Christmas (Hollywood Tuna)

As IF JLo needs to go to Kitson in person (Pop Sugar)

Why does it always look like ARod is so BORED to be with Cammie? (Just Jared)

The Alba Bitch in Harper’s Bazaar. Will they “misquote” her? (Popoholic)

Zac Efron eats Subway (Celebuzz)

I love it when athletes walk in a row (Kickette)

Is this what we do now? Ask for self pleasure over text message? (WWTTD)

Jersey Shore > Ashley Greene

December 23, 2010 09:26:07 Posted at December 23, 2010 09:26:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Best story of the day so far. Who are the two most hard up attention-whore members of the Twilight cast? Definitely Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene. It’s like they’re trying to Out-Try each other every day. Kellan poses in a tree with a book. Ashley will throw it back in his face by taking off her clothes in a magazine, or dating a Vagina Virgin. Full Story