Cashmere throws, beach bags, rose gold

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2011 12:35:00 August 11, 2011 12:35:00

Written by Sasha Dear Sasha, I have a friend I met while traveling and she lives in Germany. I haven’t seen her in 9 years but we stay in touch on email and through cards and gifts. She recently let me know that she hadn’t written in ages because she had a stroke and she had been tired. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2011 11:49:33 August 11, 2011 11:49:33

Breasts in Hollywood must be perkier, I swear (The Superficial)

Gwyneth Paltrow’s very expensive, very exclusive, very better than you taste (Dlisted)

Emma Stone’s bright pink shoes (Pop Sugar)

Ricky Martin on life inside the closet (Towleroad)

I want Blake’s stripy dress (Hollywood Tuna)

The Jolie hops on a helicopter (Just Jared)

What possible storyline could this serve??? (Popoholic)

Bieber is bright pink too (Celebuzz)

Hilary Duff is not dead and what is the point of a death hoax? (Buzznet)

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s dress is sh-t and she’s super desperate but somehow she got a regular tv series out of that prostitution MOW she did last year (Go Fug Yourself)

Marketing The Help

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2011 11:10:19 August 11, 2011 11:10:19

Box office projections for The Help this weekend look strong. They say it’ll do at least $25 million and may even get to $30 million and beyond. It could be a great start to Viola Davis’s Oscar campaign. I love her. And that would be great for her. It’s just... As I’ve noted, The Help was not my favourite book. Full Story

A pillow and a hat box

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2011 09:59:58 August 11, 2011 09:59:58

That is a hat box, right? Jason Momoa arrived at LAX yesterday, in one hand a pillow, in the other a hatbox which...to me this is amazing. That he wanted to wear a hat so badly on his flight but didn’t want to get it crushed during the flight so he went to the trouble to carry a hat box. I’ve flown with a hat before. Full Story

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What Is Happening???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2011 08:47:06 August 11, 2011 08:47:06

So f-cking random... Many of you in Ontario have been emailing me about this for a couple of weeks now after having heard the advertisements on the radio. Sean Penn, two time Oscar winner, will be speaking/performing at the Fallsview Casino Resort on August 25 and 26 in Niagara Falls...what the f-ck??? When did Sean Penn become Danny Bonaduce? Or some other television actor from the 70s hustling on the slot route for a few grand and a place to sleep? Or Jessica Simpson! She’s performed there too! Here’s the official event description: An award-winning powerhouse performer, Sean Penn is an actor, writer, producer and director. Full Story

Marc will be grovelling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2011 08:16:37 August 11, 2011 08:16:37

TMZ posted photos yesterday purportedly of Marc Anthony with Jennifer Lopez in Long Island. As you know, she was the one who pushed forward with the break and the announcement. He was trying to hold on. And he still wants to hold on, supposedly in touch repeatedly, at times soft and pleading, at other times hostile, accusatory, and borderline abusive. Full Story

Supernatural while I`m delayed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2011 07:52:14 August 11, 2011 07:52:14

Our internet is down this morning. Apparently it’s all across Greater Vancouver. I’m on an air card and Jacek is tethering and yay for technology but we’re having to make up for the delay, and ultimately the speed of both backups is of course not what it is with the modem. This is why the posts have been slow this morning. Full Story

August 11, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2011 07:41:58 August 11, 2011 07:41:58

Congrats to Christina N (grand prize), and Madison M and Kelly H (secondary prizes) for winning our recent Dace + Cake long weekend summer giveaway! Thanks also to our sponsors and to everyone who entered. Full Story

Judged by Robo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2011 14:33:21 August 10, 2011 14:33:21

Katie Holmes will appear on So You Think You Can Dance tomorrow as a guest judge along with Kenny Ortega. Kenny Ortega choreographed Dirty Dancing, among many, many other projects. Katie Holmes... She takes dance lessons. They featured her on the show once and people really, really complained Full Story

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Totally an Audrey move

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2011 12:59:17 August 10, 2011 12:59:17

I can’t believe Jennifer Love Hewitt is only 32. She seems... not that young. Desperation can age you. I don’t watch The Bachelor or any of its iterations. Never. So I don’t know who these people are. Apparently JLH does. And she’s been throwing herself at one of them. Some guy called Ben. Full Story