One rises, one falls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2011 16:35:16 September 28, 2011 16:35:16
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Sometimes I wonder if there isn’t a Gossip Puppet Master f-cking around with celebrities. Sometimes it really is coincidence and not conspiracy. Sometimes, because it’s Hollywood, and magic happens in Hollywood, the sh-t just falls into place at the best possible time. How else do you explain it? How else can you explain that on the night Stacy Keibler walked her first carpet in Hollywood proper as George Clooney’s official escort, down the road, just a few blocks away, her predecessor Elisabetta Canalis was getting rejected from Dancing With The Why Is? I made a bet with my colleague Ben Mulroney a few weeks ago. Full Story

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A Rock Girlfriend > Dina Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2011 15:28:05 September 28, 2011 15:28:05
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Vulture’s interview with Bebe Buell was the best thing I read yesterday. SO good. Like vintage smut. She keeps saying back in the day, it was a different life, it was a different way. Have you seen Almost Famous? Penny Lane played by Kate Hudson? That was inspired by Bebe Buell. Bebe Buell, I just like saying the whole name, is Liv Tyler’s mother. Full Story

September 28, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2011 15:16:44 September 28, 2011 15:16:44

Michelle:  Wishing you a very happy birthday, and the start to the best years of your life.  It will be tough beating your years with the boys, but now it’s your turn to go out there and find out all that the world has to offer you (not what you can offer the world.)  Be selfish for once, be irresponsible, belly laugh. Full Story

Your buddy’s girl’s nipple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2011 21:43:10 September 27, 2011 21:43:10
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WENN, Splash

If only Dylan were here. Because I’ve no doubt Dylan has been both Joseph Gordon-Levitt AND Sean Lennon in this situation. At the premiere of 50/50 last night, JGL posed with his friend Sean, and then Sean’s girlfriend Charlotte jumped into the shot, and everyone put their arms around each other and oh look, Charlotte’s tit fell out. Full Story

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Porny’s having a baby?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2011 21:27:22 September 27, 2011 21:27:22
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Flynet

I have no idea. But In Touch Eye-Roll Weekly is claiming to have the exclusive. They’ve supposedly “confirmed” that Jessica Simpson is pregnant with that freeloader’s baby. Porny’s “kooky” cravings include “nacho chips dipped in chocolate and cheese-flavored popcorn and non-alcoholic margaritas”. Full Story

Salma, stepmother

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2011 21:07:22 September 27, 2011 21:07:22
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Exp /Splash

I kept meaning to write about this during TIFF but it always ended up getting buried. So you know Salma Hayek’s husband Francois-Henri Pinault fathered a baby with Linda Evangelista and now she’s suing him for child support because she says he gives his other baby, with Salma, everything and her kid gets . Full Story

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Ryan Gosling: on suits and trying

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2011 20:06:16 September 27, 2011 20:06:16
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He was on Jay Leno last night. That suit on him? Goddamn. Goddamn that’s a good suit. And I like the way he talks about it too. And looks at himself on the monitor. Then there’s a Justin Bieber shout-out which, it made me laugh the way he said “we’re proud of him”. Also, check his face when they come out of the clip from The Ides of March. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2011 18:54:41 September 27, 2011 18:54:41
Why do people get so worked up about one goddamn areola? (The Superficial)

Is this the dude who was sitting in Gwyneth Paltrow’s Emmy seat? (Dlisted)

Something about Chris Evans’s ass (Towleroad)

Susan Sarandon’s amazing amazing genes passed down (Hollywood Tuna

Oh hi Robert Pattinson’s hips! (Pop Sugar)

I like the way John Krasinski is looking at Emily Blunt here (Just Jared)

Am obsessed with Gwen Stefani’s sweater (Popoholic)

Hugh Jackman emerges wet and shirtless (Celebuzz)

Mimi sings again!!! (Pink Is The New Blog)

Rosario Dawson, always (Go Fug Yourself)

Fassy Robocop?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2011 18:52:21 September 27, 2011 18:52:21
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What? You’re not tired of all the remakes yet? Next up: Robocop. Apparently the script is ready. They’re not thinking about casting. And the director, Jose Padilha, says he’d like to talk to Michael Fassbender. That, obviously, doesn’t mean sh-t in terms of actual confirmation but he’s at the top of the list for the dude who’s making the movie which obviously means consideration is on the table. Full Story

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Lectured by a farmer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2011 17:40:48 September 27, 2011 17:40:48
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Photo Press Belfast /Splashnewsonline.com, INF

Rihanna was in Northern Ireland yesterday shooting a video in a field. A farmer had previously given permission for production to happen on his property. Then the farmer saw Rihanna in a bandanna bra rubbing her tits together. At one point, and there are pap photos of it, RiRi actually took the top off and was jumping around. Full Story

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