Robo’s Birthday Jumpsuit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2011 17:31:41 December 19, 2011 17:31:41
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I say this every year - Katie Holmes and Brad Pitt share a birthday. One of the many reasons why western astrology, to me anyway, lacks credibility. Katie spent her birthday with Little and Littler Sci in New York in a birthday jumpsuit. On Charlize Theron, or Rihanna? Totally? The problem with how Katie wears hers is that even if she didn’t design it, it LOOKS like she did design it. Full Story

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Prison Bride’s Chistmas present

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2011 16:58:04 December 19, 2011 16:58:04
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This is Monaco’s Prince Albert participating in the traditional Christmas bath yesterday in, I guess?, royal swimwear? And a blue bathrobe. Just in case you were wondering what Charlene of Serenity goes to bed with every night. Speaking of Her Highness of Prison, she was allowed to go to Germany this weekend for a charity gala. Full Story

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Reese Witherspoon: Serious, not sexy

Sarah Posted by Sarah at December 19, 2011 16:39:51 December 19, 2011 16:39:51
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Speaking of studying celebrity career moves...Reese Witherspoon is an interesting case. She's popular, not a bad actress, an Oscar winner. Yet the last few years she's eroded a lot of goodwill by making a string of bad movies. Even in this year's Water for Elephants, which wasn't bad, she was the weakest link. Full Story

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Extensions for dad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2011 15:41:04 December 19, 2011 15:41:04
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It was Brad Pitt’s birthday yesterday. He’s 48 now. How did he celebrate? Well on Saturday he and the Jolie took all 6 of their kids to the Cirque du Soleil Michael Jackson show in Vegas. As you can see, for her dad’s birthday, Miss Zahara got extensions. That sounds about right. This is why we all want to reincarnate as one of the Brange kids. Full Story

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December 19, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2011 15:26:21 December 19, 2011 15:26:21

Gunpreet! I heard about Kamneev - she’s gone and she took the dog too! She wants you to know she loves you SO much. And she’s trying to make up for it with some Riggins photos. PS. The dog really, really, really is cute. To Mary & Ingrid who are meeting in New York this week for a Hugh Jackman/Alan Rickman doubleheader - I’ll be happy for you as soon as I get over my jealousy, OMG. Full Story

Friday, December 16, 2011

Dear Gossips,

There’s a show I’m obsessed with. And I was obsessed with it last year too. Did you watch 24/7 Flyers-Rangers: Road To The Winter Classic on HBO the other night? If you just rolled your eyes all like, ugh, who cares about a show about sports, well, sorry, but that’s dumb.  Read Full Intro

Best of 2011: Neville Got Hot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2011 22:54:18 December 16, 2011 22:54:18
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The blooming of Neville, or, more accurately, should we say metamorphosis?, was a wonderful distraction from the sadness of The End. Neville got hot!And not just in pictures. In person, Neville was super, super cute. And wore his suit very, very well. I’ve not seen much from Matthew Lewis since summer. Full Story

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Finish this list: Daniel Day-Lewis, Cate Blanchett…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2011 22:39:27 December 16, 2011 22:39:27
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What comes next? Who do you name? Winslet? Firth? Hanks? Jodie Foster? Would you ever, EVER!!!!!! suggest Scarlett Johansson to round out that series?Daniel Day-Lewis, Cate Blanchett… And SCARLETT JOHANSSON???Scarjo was interviewed by USA Today for We Bought A Zoo where she expressed her disdain for the term “Scarjo”. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2011 21:22:40 December 16, 2011 21:22:40

Sasha’s found Zooey Deschanel’s blue blazer and a magic Mia in LifeStyle.

So…is this what’s expected of parents these days? (Dlisted)

Only a Kardashian would take this as a compliment (The Superficial)

Rose McGowan: cute coat and… um… that’s it (Hollywood Tuna)

Suri’s little boots are pretty cute (Pop Sugar)

RDJ can show me his iPhone kittens any time (Just Jared)

Star Magazine bullsh-ts something about Johnny Depp’s midlife crisis (Cele|bitchy)

OMG Clueless reunion! Is Paul Rudd coming? Paul Rudd was in Clueless, remember!?!? (The Daily What)

Trying to decide if I like Jennifer Garner’s clear frames (Celebuzz)

Kanye West wants to share his throne with …ok, yeah, that makes sense (Dose)

There are leather folds where her crotch is (Go Fug Yourself)

Hot Harry & GOOP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2011 21:13:03 December 16, 2011 21:13:03
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Did I just make you all panicky? Hot Harry and Gwyneth Paltrow were both at The Arts Club in London last night. Not together, no. But The Arts Club is where Gwyneth sang in the presence of Prince Harry’s grandfather a couple of months ago, remember? Click here for a refresher. Full Story

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