June 28, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 28, 2011 06:10:41 June 28, 2011 06:10:41

Happy 31st Birthday Josh with love from Darlene who says you’re fascinated with Coco and at first I thought she meant Coco Rocha which, obviously, but then she mentioned a fake ass and I realised she meant THAT Coco. So here she is. Backside up, all for you. As for whether or not that sh-t is fake – no idea. Full Story

Monday, June 27, 2011

Dear Gossips,

I can’t talk about The End. Not for a few days. There’s an embargo by the studio. What I can tell you is that I was a MESS during the movie. So much so that Laura went back to work afterwards (we sat next to each other) and told everyone I was curled up in a ball in my seat.  Read Full Intro

Katie’s best hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2011 13:30:51 June 27, 2011 13:30:51

LOVE her hair right now. It’s long and shiny and thick and she’s experimented with a few styles the last few years, since marrying the GMD but right now, right now it’s perfect. It might not be all that exciting but on her it is perfect. And her skin too. This is Katie Holmes last night at the LA premiere of her new movie Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark in a beautiful backless dress that I very much doubt is one of her own designs. Full Story

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14 in Hollywood

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2011 12:21:08 June 27, 2011 12:21:08

Chloe Moretz was born in 1997. 1997!!!! I had, like, a real JOB in 1997! Anyway, Chloe is 14. She showed up at the Saturn Awards this weekend in Burbank, CA and posed with a LOT of Try for someone her age. If you’re a dude, and this is what’s out there, how can you be sure that’s legal? Also 14 and also posing, maybe with a little less Try, but Try-full all the same since this is a major fashion campaign for Miu Miu and you can’t tell me that “natural” things happen on a photo shoot, please, is Hailee Steinfeld in her first ad for the brand. Full Story

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Bollywood North

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2011 11:35:00 June 27, 2011 11:35:00

Bollywood took over Toronto this weekend for the International Indian Film Academy Awards with some of the biggest Bollywood stars in attendance. It’s the first time in the history of the event that it’s taken place in North America. This is no small deal. 16,000 tickets sold out in a matter of minutes. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2011 10:46:05 June 27, 2011 10:46:05

Mimi Jr has attitude already! (Dlisted)

Little Bieber fits in everywhere (The Superficial)

Johnny Depp. Guitar. Hot. GO NOW. (Pop Sugar)

Liz Hurley almost bails (Hollywood Tuna)

Bradley Cooper takes his mom to the movies (Just Jared)

How come none of the judges on America’s Got Talent are actually American? (Popeater)

Ummm... Paz’s face. You have to see. (Cele|bitchy

Gerard Butler is only slightly less vile to me than Liz Hurley’s boyfriend (Socialite Life)

Avril and her ex-husband keep it civil (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

All around the world for the Dark Side of the Moon (I'm Not Obsessed)

Double Date at Glastonbury

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2011 10:03:52 June 27, 2011 10:03:52

Both U2 and Coldplay headlined at Glastonbury this weekend on Saturday. Then Beyonce closed the weekend. I hear she laid down a crazy performance. Anyway, as you know, B and Jay-Z are super tight with Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin. So, naturally, they were together all weekend. B and Jay were with G in VIP during Coldplay’s performance. Full Story

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Rachel rides Rocket & Biel doesn’t pull the card

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2011 08:51:12 June 27, 2011 08:51:12

You have heard me go on and on about Rachel McAdams’s anti-celebrity ways: she does not live permanently in LA, she maintains a rather ordinary-ish existence in Toronto, she rides her bike, she takes transit, she doesn’t whore herself out at every premiere and party, she doesn’t hit up gifting suites every week, she doesn’t call the paps outside her gym. Full Story

Beefy Tom Hardy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2011 08:20:00 June 27, 2011 08:20:00

Tom Hardy and Joel Edgerton are in Paris today to promote their movie Warrior. As you can see, Tom is... kinda beefy right now. He’s been working on The Dark Knight Rises. He will be the villain. Needless to say, at least without any makeup on, his villain looks like Bronson without the moustache. Full Story

This is not happening

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2011 08:00:11 June 27, 2011 08:00:11

I know we all wanted it to after the wedding just because, in the basest, basest terms, you could totally picture Hot Harry on a Horse getting down with Pippa Middleton’s tight, taught, perky ass in that white silk bridesmaid gown, right? Come on now. At the root of it all is always Sex. And we wanted Pippa and Harry to have sex. Full Story

Four Hours with Prince

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2011 07:25:11 June 27, 2011 07:25:11

I wish. Those of you who saw his show on Saturday night though – I’m so jealous! Prince was in Montreal this weekend for the Jazz Festival. He laid down a FOUR HOUR show at The Metropolis on Saturday night. FOUR HOURS. I’m told every minute was pure f-cking gold. Now THAT is an artist, right? Music for music lovers, right? And it was a small venue too. Full Story

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