December 17, 2010 08:23:39 Posted at December 17, 2010 08:23:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lainey, are you talking about rob and kristen? “So Eva has to wait an extra week for her big reveal.Unless of course some crazy sh-t goes down that pushes her into a corner too.You never,never,EVER know.Its been a week of breakups.Maybe theres an even bigger one on the way. This is not a clue or hint to anything. Full Story

Euro style sh-ts

December 17, 2010 08:02:22 Posted at December 17, 2010 08:02:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a photo heavy post because I’m not splitting up multiple articles to cover all the Jolie’s sartorial sh-ts from The Tourist premiere and photocalls in Italy and Spain. Let’s start from Wednesday night. Those assy satin pants. Even the Jolie, with her spindly legs, can’t make satin palazzo pants work, Jesus. Full Story

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December 17, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

December 17, 2010 07:28:00 Posted at December 17, 2010 07:28:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rebekah! Happy Birthday! It’s a tradition, yes. But I also feel like it’s our anniversary. THANK YOU for reading my smut for so long. And hooker, when you bring up Nurse Jackie and Arcade Fire, I’ll grant any request. Unfortunately, I swear, I don’t yet have video of me singing karaoke. Full Story

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Dear Gossips,

This is the problem with getting hooked onto a show. The whole week is like one giant wait, and then that new episode, the hour, it goes by so quickly and you’re back to where you started. And if the bloody season is only 6 episodes long, well then f-ck, the suck of it all is exponentially greater.  Read Full Intro

Sold out by her ma!

December 16, 2010 15:07:00 Posted at December 16, 2010 15:07:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We’ve been talking about Gwyneth Paltrow’s face all week. Click here for a refresher. Her mother Blythe Danner was at the premiere of the Fockers movie last night and spoke rather candidly about Botox. Blythe is getting a phone call from my G pretty soon, if not already. Full Story

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Mimi’s babies > Christmas

December 16, 2010 13:00:11 Posted at December 16, 2010 13:00:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I’m sure you’ve heard by now, Nick Cannon announced on the radio this morning that he and Mariah Carey are expecting twins. Celine twins, Mimi twins... It’s like they’re trying to heal the world. We do need healing. Anyway, the best version of this twin confirmation is over at Roger Friedman’s Full Story

So he’s not John Travolta?

December 16, 2010 12:16:57 Posted at December 16, 2010 12:16:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mad props to the journalist at The Daily Beast who had the balls to do this because trust me it’s not usually allowed. And if it’s attempted, that person is usually threatened with medieval sh-t in the back room. Can you imagine if someone did this to John Travolta? So Kevin Spacey is currently promoting a movie called Casino Jack. Full Story

On tipping, kaftans, & boots for thick calves

December 16, 2010 11:51:02 Posted at December 16, 2010 11:51:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sasha This will be my last post until the New Year but please continue to keep writing in with any fashion or life questions. I’ll be back home in Van-City getting rained on while my mom force feeds me, so I’ll have loads of time to read your emails! It’s been a fun few months talking smack with all of you and thanks again for trusting me with all your questions! Hey Sasha. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

December 16, 2010 11:09:00 Posted at December 16, 2010 11:09:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Scarlett Johansson: single, sun, and girls (The Superficial)

Would you put it past Lilo to fake a stalker? (Dlisted)

Could you sit around just, hanging, in your bikini at a party? (Popeater)

Is the Alba Bitch the only star of this Focker movie? (Hollywood Tuna)

Ashley Olsen on holiday before the holidays (Pop Sugar)

Do we need to see her titties 13 times? What’s changed? (Just Jared)

Olivia Wilde is leggy on Kimmel (Popoholic)

Screw Mark Zuckerberg. Time didn’t know what they were talking about. (Celebuzz)

This... is ridiculous (The Blemish)

Not Fug. And not Fab either. Because, again, who cares about Amy Adams? (Go Fug Yourself)

Just Keep Livin’, Bro Down Grillin’

December 16, 2010 10:38:54 Posted at December 16, 2010 10:38:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here’s a man who’s grossly underappreciated for his joy giving amazingness. Because every moment for Matthew McConaughey is a Bro Down Situation. He could play a gay Englishman in his next movie and somehow he’d still do it with a Southern accent and turn every scene into a Bro Down Situation. Full Story

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Katie Holmes Middleton spinning

December 16, 2010 09:56:00 Posted at December 16, 2010 09:56:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Exclusive Many of you wrote to me yelling about Katie Holmes the other day after the Golden Globe announcement. You think she's ripping off Kate Middleton's look. A little? I'm at the doctor's office now so I can't include too many photos but here are a few. You think? In other Katie Holmes news. Full Story

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