Hot in Brazil

March 7, 2011 13:40:41 Posted at March 7, 2011 13:40:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m the kind of perv that when I see a hot couple, I automatically want to see them having sex. Like, I want to be there live when it happens. Too much? But when they’re really, really goodlooking, like cut from Zeus goodlooking, it’s almost biological isn’t it? Programmed into our DNA? No? Fine then. Full Story

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When will this stop?

March 7, 2011 12:14:29 Posted at March 7, 2011 12:14:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What’s the ultimate satisfaction for those who love to hate Gwyneth Paltrow? It’s not hating her. It’s FEELING SORRY for her. It’s being embarrassed for her. You’ve had many opportunities lately. Glee is giving you more. Have you seen the new video? I saw half of it on Friday and couldn’t take much more. Full Story

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Homesick, Forgiveness, and Loss

March 7, 2011 11:43:51 Posted at March 7, 2011 11:43:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sasha Hi Sasha, I moved to Vancouver on a one year working visa from Ireland in October last year. I'm 22 years old, and a recent architectural graduate with no employment prospects at home. My problem is this; since I've got here I've been applying for jobs in my field like crazy and have found nothing. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

March 7, 2011 11:04:00 Posted at March 7, 2011 11:04:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He’s right. Like how is seeing Britney’s fried chicken, AGAIN, anything new??? (Dlisted)

This made me happy. Taylor Momsen has to suck in too (The Superficial)

Surprise. She only married him a week ago and is suddenly looking for a way out. With cash. (Popeater)

A thin Denise Richards in boyfriend jeans (Hollywood Tuna)

Pregnant Kate Hudson in a bikini (Pop Sugar)

Willow Smith makes a better music video than Britney Spears (Just Jared)

I want to do my hair like Gwen Stefani’s (Cele|bitchy)

Love Nicole Richie’s wardrobe for Paris Fashion Week (Socialite Life)

Victoria’s Secret model and really obvious fake tits (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Bradley Cooper on The Hangover 2…with Charlie Sheen? (I'm Not Obsessed)

Celebrating Blake Lively

March 7, 2011 09:47:23 Posted at March 7, 2011 09:47:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last week it was a Chanel dinner in New York. This weekend there was a Chanel dinner in her honour in Paris. During Fashion Week. I mean… It’s a big f-cking deal. Even Anna Wintour showed up for Blake Lively. And Florence Welch. And so many other important French fashion people. Also, while in Paris, she went shoe shopping with Christian Louboutin, not Lew-boo-tawn Full Story

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Introducing: The Vampire Dairies recaps

March 7, 2011 09:29:00 Posted at March 7, 2011 09:29:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Duana (Lainey: you asked for it, here it is!) And now for something completely different – I’m going to try to recap a show I haven’t seen from the beginning, for once. I know. Scandalo! My research on Vampire Diaries has taken me to any number of Wiki pages, and this is what I’ve learned. Full Story

Chicken Fried Civilised

March 7, 2011 08:48:52 Posted at March 7, 2011 08:48:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

One of Britney’s kids (I still can’t tell them apart, and thank you in advance to all you know-it-alls who are about to tell me) had a little league game this weekend. She and her boyfriend Jason Trawick showed up to watch him. Kevin Federline and his gf Victoria Prince were also there. Britney sat near Victoria and the two were observed chatting amiably. Full Story

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Jen on the internet with her hair & puppies

March 7, 2011 08:21:29 Posted at March 7, 2011 08:21:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston has joined the internet. For cash money! As you know, Jen gets paid by smartwater. They talked her in to doing an ad on YouTube. “Jen” Aniston has joined YouTube! There’s a special appearance by Keenan Cahill and the Double Rainbow dude, and puppies, and a hilarious parrot (she’s really good in that part), and of course her hair… A lot of hair touching, hair blowing, hair sexing… And I can’t stop fixating on her face. Full Story

Madge’s fertile successor

March 7, 2011 07:58:48 Posted at March 7, 2011 07:58:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

According to the UK’s News of the World (yeah my eyebrow is right up there with yours), Guy Ritchie and his girlfriend Jacqui Ainsley are expecting. Jacqui is a model. They’ve been together a year or so. And supposedly the baby is due in September. To celebrate, Guy took Jacqui away on holiday where they can both relax. Full Story

Daniel for the women

March 7, 2011 07:25:15 Posted at March 7, 2011 07:25:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thanks to Jen G for sending along the video. Love it so much. And Dame Judi Dench’s voice. I mean… I wonder if by gunpoint she were forced to record the Snooki audio book, whether or not that would make that sh-t palatable. I mean, it’s Judi Dench, you know? And guess who directed? Sam Taylor-Wood. Full Story

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Kate Middleton: McQueen and new photos

March 7, 2011 07:08:16 Posted at March 7, 2011 07:08:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a very Kate Monday. Third post in a row about a Kate. I think this is about all I can squeeze out. But it’s a good one. Everyone wants to know about The Dress. And London is abuzz that the dress will be McQueen by Sarah Burton. Bold choice! If true, that is. The House of McQueen has firmly denied the report, but royal watchers have countered with the argument that if the label really was chosen by the future Princess, they’d have to deny it anyway to demonstrate they can be discreet. Full Story

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