Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2011 10:58:45 August 12, 2011 10:58:45

Kristen Stewart in W Magazine - I think it’s her best magazine shoot (Dlisted)

Alexander Skarsgard with a little girl - cute. Alexander Skarsgard’s hair - not cute (The Superficial)

Sarah Silverman wears the worst tights ever (Go Fug Yourself)

Lindsay Lohan is bloody and thinks this is fashionable (Hollywood Tuna)

Beyonce mixing prints (Pop Sugar)

Guesses for what’s in Robert Pattinson’s grocery bags? (Just Jared)

Prison Bride bans baby mothers (Cele|bitchy)

Honeymoon + tea pouring hands is not sexy (Evil Beet Gossip)

Top 10 Nicki Minaj ass shots (Gawker)

Chris Evans covers his junk (Celebuzz)

Does Bridget die?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2011 09:17:24 August 12, 2011 09:17:24

If she dies at the end, I may like it more than if she doesn’t because at least that would be surprising and not just another two hours of the same sh-t made for the third time because ... I don’t actually know what the reason is, do you? Entertainment Weekly Full Story

Conan Family Portrait

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2011 08:41:00 August 12, 2011 08:41:00

Conan the Barbarian premiered in LA last night. Jason Momoa was accompanied on the carpet by Lisa Bonet, mother of his two children, and her first child Zoe Kravitz. Please. He is a beast. And Denise Huxtable certainly has a standard. Like, she may be a little like Leonardo DiCaprio that way. She strictly dates hot guys. Full Story

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Acting!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2011 07:57:52 August 12, 2011 07:57:52

Last week I shot an ad spot for a promo on our network. It’s a 30 second commercial and everyone was really lovely and I met some great people, but the actual work of it, it made me so happy I’m not an actor. Acting is just so weird. It’s weird delivering dialogue with specific hand motions and your head held exactly so with a voice that isn’t your own and emphasis on words and parts of the sentence you wouldn’t normally emphasise. Full Story

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Douchebag or dork suit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2011 07:26:37 August 12, 2011 07:26:37

Who tops your Five List? Imagine that person, imagine that person the hottest you’ve ever seen him/her, the way he/she appears in your personal movies, the ones you’ve scripted in your own head, with dialogue. Now imagine that person wearing what Bradley Cooper is wearing in these photos. Full Story

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August 12, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2011 07:03:16 August 12, 2011 07:03:16

Congratulations and Happy Wedding Day to Emily from Leigh-Ellen in the UK tomorrow in Kingston, ON! Leigh-Ellen is so disappointed she won’t be there. Look how cute all of you are! Vote for Rachel who is vying to win one term of tuition in the bursary contest at the Academy of Design in Toronto! Click here Full Story

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Dear Gossips,

It’s official. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 has become the biggest film of the year domestically and internationally. Warner Bros made the announcement, or gloated, about it the other day as the final installment of the series crossed the billion dollar mark in less than a month, taking over third on the list of top-grossing movies of all time and surpassing Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King in the process.  Read Full Intro

How to choose a party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2011 13:59:56 August 11, 2011 13:59:56

Chris Evans showed up at the opening of the New Balance Experience store last night in New York. Chris’s Captain America was very well received, both critically and commercially. This is a good time. He’s getting invited to a lot of good parties. He’s probably getting invited to everything. Full Story

I’ve been staring at her side breast...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2011 13:21:33 August 11, 2011 13:21:33

For at least 15 minutes. So long I have to stop, it’s giving me a headache. And I don’t feel at all pervy about it either. I don’t think you wear a dress like this, or design it to begin with, without wanting people to wonder about that delicate sheer and how it’s covering up the side breast. Full Story

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Cashmere throws, beach bags, rose gold

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2011 12:35:00 August 11, 2011 12:35:00

Written by Sasha Dear Sasha, I have a friend I met while traveling and she lives in Germany. I haven’t seen her in 9 years but we stay in touch on email and through cards and gifts. She recently let me know that she hadn’t written in ages because she had a stroke and she had been tired. Full Story