Smutty Tingles

December 20, 2010 10:56:54 Posted at December 20, 2010 10:56:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dude. At first quick glance, I thought Clay Aiken’s new piece was Michael Phelps. (Dlisted)

Really? The FBI doesn’t have other things to worry about??? (The Superficial)

Lisa Rinna makes her lips smaller and now wants to have a baby. There’s a joke here but I’m never clever enough to write it. (Popeater)

Vanessa Hudgens furry and single (Hollywood Tuna)

Reese Witherspoon on the weekend her movie bombed (Pop Sugar)

Shania’s getting married! (Just Jared)

Scarjo & Ryan: civilised after split (Cele|bitchy

Colin Farrell, Careless Whisper? (Socialite Life)

Ebola pushing its tits together and no one cares. Yay! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Leighton Meester gives you the Eyeroll of the Day. A giant one. (I'm Not Obsessed)

They always have babies with the next

December 20, 2010 10:00:34 Posted at December 20, 2010 10:00:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No doubt Michael K over at will have something to say about Jennifer Aniston’s lonely girl tears today. He does it better than anyone else. So what’s the new pity? Vince Vaughn and his wife Kyla had a baby girl on Saturday. Her name is Locklyn. Full Story

Meeting up with the ex

December 20, 2010 09:30:06 Posted at December 20, 2010 09:30:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sasha Hi SashaAbout 2 years ago I was dating a guy. It was a great relationship, we had lots in common, he was affectionate, my family loved him, and we had an amazing sex life. However it all ended when he cheated on me with an ex after about 5 months in. Full Story

Posh’s happy tears

December 20, 2010 08:49:15 Posted at December 20, 2010 08:49:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

David Beckham accepted the Lifetime Achievement Award at the BBC Sports Personality of the Year event last night in London. The entire family came out to support, his wife and three children sat in the front row. Photos are attached of them arriving, Posh posing hard in her camel coat and Brian Atwoods, stone faced as usual. Full Story

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Johnny’s Miami family weekend

December 20, 2010 08:21:00 Posted at December 20, 2010 08:21:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last week Star Magazine accused Johnny Depp of cheating on Vanessa Paradis with some 19 year old trick on the set of Pirates of the Caribbean 4. This weekend he was shot in Miami, taking his kid to the Justin Bieber concert (Bieber shouted him out during the show) and yesterday with V and the children at the Dolphins game vs the Bills. Full Story

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While you expand...

December 20, 2010 07:43:13 Posted at December 20, 2010 07:43:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Over the holidays, here’s Megan Fox in Hawaii with Brian Austin Green, not an ounce of fat on her. This body is a combination of youth and willpower. I mean, you have to be a disciplined bitch to maintain that kind of leanness. It’s a discipline I don’t have right now. Looking at her doesn’t help. Full Story

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Are they allowed to hold hands?

December 20, 2010 07:10:00 Posted at December 20, 2010 07:10:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yes, know-it-alls. That’s your cue to shoot your hand straight up in the air with the answer. Or email me. About Prince William and Kate Middleton, who showed up together this weekend at their first official public event since the engagement for a Christmas reception in support of the Teenager Cancer Trust. Full Story

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December 20, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

December 20, 2010 06:35:00 Posted at December 20, 2010 06:35:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Congratulations Tamara on your Master’s Degree! Jennifer’s gift to you is a shout-out, and a request for Robert Pattinson or Jared Followill. For your high grade, you deserve both! This is Jared performing with Kings of Leon on The Today Show last month, and I’m throwing in a shot of Pattinson flaring his nostrils because I really like when that happens in a movie. Full Story

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Friday, December 17, 2010

Dear Gossips,

The thing about denials is what ISN’T being denied. Especially in a public statement. As I mentioned last week, some gossip stories take a while to play out. In the end though, they will unfold the way they should. Because most of the time celebrities are terrible liars.  Read Full Intro

Ending with Jim

December 17, 2010 13:35:23 Posted at December 17, 2010 13:35:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seems a good way to kick off the weekend, call it a day. Jim Sturgess is in Dubai still promoting The Way Back. I think someone gave him a pair of new shoes. At least those look like new shoes. And he was probably like – oh look, new shoes, I’ll just wear them now, which is why they don’t exactly match. Full Story

I can’t see your face, but I can see your heels!

December 17, 2010 13:18:00 Posted at December 17, 2010 13:18:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Check out Tom Cruise and his big foot lifts getting on a private plane today with Katie Holmes (holding a blanket) heading out of Vancouver. It’s her birthday tomorrow. She turns 32. Apparently they’re heading for New York. Timely too as this week it was announced that she is considering a return to Broadway in Extremities, playing a woman who is nearly raped in her home but ends up trapping the f-cker instead and then her roommates come home and they struggle with how to deal with him. Full Story