Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2011 18:48:28 September 28, 2011 18:48:28

This is supposed to be Alexander Skarsgard getting “ugly” for a role. I thought it was Memory Loss Eric (Dlisted)

Shut up you murderers! It was a pastie! (The Superficial)

Exactly what kind of, um, work did Lindsay Lohan have to do for that much money? (Amy Grindhouse)

Nina Dobrev is SOOOO pretty (Hollywood Tuna)

Orly’s happy airport pictures (Pop Sugar)

Getting you ready for zombie season (Just Jared)

JLo and Jason Statham? I would watch that video, I would (Cele|bitchy)

Ryan Reynolds is really hot in this movie (Celebuzz)

I guess I’m just numb to this sh-t because Janice Dickinson’s face looks almost not that bad to me here (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Mega regrowth! (E! Online)

Snow White is a bad ass?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2011 18:47:13 September 28, 2011 18:47:13
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Simon Hammond /Splashnewsonline.com

Kristen Stewart’s version is supposed to be. Snow White & the Huntsman imagines Snow White as a warrior princess, throwing down against the evil queen. So here she is, shooting in England today on the beach, leading her army into battle. Stewart looks comfortable, to me at least, on a horse, non? She’s apparently been training for months. Full Story

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You’re making the others look bad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2011 17:07:20 September 28, 2011 17:07:20
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Lisa Maree Williams /Getty Images

I mentioned that Daniel Craig interview with Entertainment Weekly when he was promoting Cowboys & Aliens, right? He was being a bitch. He was being a bitch about the heavy press tour because, as he put it:“I can’t do the tits-and-teeth stuff. I’m not hardwired to do that. I can’t sell.”I’m sorry. Full Story

Gwyneth’s New York Birthday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2011 16:47:14 September 28, 2011 16:47:14
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Splash

Gwyneth Paltrow turned 39 years old yesterday. On Monday night she and husband Chris Martin had dinner with Beyonce and Jay-Z. He had dinner with her on her birthday? Was he a crusty f-ck about it? You know, Madonna is also in New York right now. G did not spend her bday with M. Full Story

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One rises, one falls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2011 16:35:16 September 28, 2011 16:35:16
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WENN, Bauer-Griffin, Flynet, Splash, Kevin Winter /Getty

Sometimes I wonder if there isn’t a Gossip Puppet Master f-cking around with celebrities. Sometimes it really is coincidence and not conspiracy. Sometimes, because it’s Hollywood, and magic happens in Hollywood, the sh-t just falls into place at the best possible time. How else do you explain it? How else can you explain that on the night Stacy Keibler walked her first carpet in Hollywood proper as George Clooney’s official escort, down the road, just a few blocks away, her predecessor Elisabetta Canalis was getting rejected from Dancing With The Why Is? I made a bet with my colleague Ben Mulroney a few weeks ago. Full Story

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A Rock Girlfriend > Dina Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2011 15:28:05 September 28, 2011 15:28:05
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Jason Winslow /Splash

Vulture’s interview with Bebe Buell was the best thing I read yesterday. SO good. Like vintage smut. She keeps saying back in the day, it was a different life, it was a different way. Have you seen Almost Famous? Penny Lane played by Kate Hudson? That was inspired by Bebe Buell. Bebe Buell, I just like saying the whole name, is Liv Tyler’s mother. Full Story

September 28, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2011 15:16:44 September 28, 2011 15:16:44

Michelle:  Wishing you a very happy birthday, and the start to the best years of your life.  It will be tough beating your years with the boys, but now it’s your turn to go out there and find out all that the world has to offer you (not what you can offer the world.)  Be selfish for once, be irresponsible, belly laugh. Full Story

Your buddy’s girl’s nipple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2011 21:43:10 September 27, 2011 21:43:10
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WENN, Splash

If only Dylan were here. Because I’ve no doubt Dylan has been both Joseph Gordon-Levitt AND Sean Lennon in this situation. At the premiere of 50/50 last night, JGL posed with his friend Sean, and then Sean’s girlfriend Charlotte jumped into the shot, and everyone put their arms around each other and oh look, Charlotte’s tit fell out. Full Story

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Porny’s having a baby?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2011 21:27:22 September 27, 2011 21:27:22
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Flynet

I have no idea. But In Touch Eye-Roll Weekly is claiming to have the exclusive. They’ve supposedly “confirmed” that Jessica Simpson is pregnant with that freeloader’s baby. Porny’s “kooky” cravings include “nacho chips dipped in chocolate and cheese-flavored popcorn and non-alcoholic margaritas”. Full Story

Salma, stepmother

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2011 21:07:22 September 27, 2011 21:07:22
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Exp /Splash

I kept meaning to write about this during TIFF but it always ended up getting buried. So you know Salma Hayek’s husband Francois-Henri Pinault fathered a baby with Linda Evangelista and now she’s suing him for child support because she says he gives his other baby, with Salma, everything and her kid gets . Full Story

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