Your buddy’s girl’s nipple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2011 21:43:10 September 27, 2011 21:43:10
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If only Dylan were here. Because I’ve no doubt Dylan has been both Joseph Gordon-Levitt AND Sean Lennon in this situation. At the premiere of 50/50 last night, JGL posed with his friend Sean, and then Sean’s girlfriend Charlotte jumped into the shot, and everyone put their arms around each other and oh look, Charlotte’s tit fell out. Full Story

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Porny’s having a baby?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2011 21:27:22 September 27, 2011 21:27:22
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I have no idea. But In Touch Eye-Roll Weekly is claiming to have the exclusive. They’ve supposedly “confirmed” that Jessica Simpson is pregnant with that freeloader’s baby. Porny’s “kooky” cravings include “nacho chips dipped in chocolate and cheese-flavored popcorn and non-alcoholic margaritas”. Full Story

Salma, stepmother

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2011 21:07:22 September 27, 2011 21:07:22
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I kept meaning to write about this during TIFF but it always ended up getting buried. So you know Salma Hayek’s husband Francois-Henri Pinault fathered a baby with Linda Evangelista and now she’s suing him for child support because she says he gives his other baby, with Salma, everything and her kid gets . Full Story

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Ryan Gosling: on suits and trying

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2011 20:06:16 September 27, 2011 20:06:16
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He was on Jay Leno last night. That suit on him? Goddamn. Goddamn that’s a good suit. And I like the way he talks about it too. And looks at himself on the monitor. Then there’s a Justin Bieber shout-out which, it made me laugh the way he said “we’re proud of him”. Also, check his face when they come out of the clip from The Ides of March. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2011 18:54:41 September 27, 2011 18:54:41
Why do people get so worked up about one goddamn areola? (The Superficial)

Is this the dude who was sitting in Gwyneth Paltrow’s Emmy seat? (Dlisted)

Something about Chris Evans’s ass (Towleroad)

Susan Sarandon’s amazing amazing genes passed down (Hollywood Tuna

Oh hi Robert Pattinson’s hips! (Pop Sugar)

I like the way John Krasinski is looking at Emily Blunt here (Just Jared)

Am obsessed with Gwen Stefani’s sweater (Popoholic)

Hugh Jackman emerges wet and shirtless (Celebuzz)

Mimi sings again!!! (Pink Is The New Blog)

Rosario Dawson, always (Go Fug Yourself)

Fassy Robocop?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2011 18:52:21 September 27, 2011 18:52:21
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What? You’re not tired of all the remakes yet? Next up: Robocop. Apparently the script is ready. They’re not thinking about casting. And the director, Jose Padilha, says he’d like to talk to Michael Fassbender. That, obviously, doesn’t mean sh-t in terms of actual confirmation but he’s at the top of the list for the dude who’s making the movie which obviously means consideration is on the table. Full Story

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Lectured by a farmer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2011 17:40:48 September 27, 2011 17:40:48
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Photo Press Belfast /Splashnewsonline.com, INF

Rihanna was in Northern Ireland yesterday shooting a video in a field. A farmer had previously given permission for production to happen on his property. Then the farmer saw Rihanna in a bandanna bra rubbing her tits together. At one point, and there are pap photos of it, RiRi actually took the top off and was jumping around. Full Story

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How much does she know?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2011 17:27:53 September 27, 2011 17:27:53

She’s not with her boyfriend anymore and we’re to believe it ended amicably and for her sake, I hope so, but I’m not sure she would deal well with the fact that just a couple of weeks before their split was officially confirmed, he was on the road with someone else in his hotel room. The girl had the build he’s known to prefer - lean and muscular - and she answered the door wearing nothing but her underwear and her hands covering her breasts. Full Story

Jen and her really hot escort

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2011 17:01:13 September 27, 2011 17:01:13
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Sorry so slow today. We're having some internet connection problems.Jennifer Aniston attended the Lifetime screening of Five last night in New York. Her boyfriend Justin Theroux escorted her to the event. Am really enjoying tracking his hot progress. She’s making him hotter and hotter, right? Even though, as many of you keep noting, he won’t let her stand under his umbrella Full Story

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Star Magazine vs Demi & Ashton: Part 3, or is it 4?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2011 15:40:55 September 27, 2011 15:40:55
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It was exactly a year ago now that Star Magazine repeatedly accused Ashton Kutcher of stepping out on Demi Moore. Click here for a refresher. He denied the claims, threatened to sue the publication (but never did), they made a series of gushy, touchy public appearances together, and eventually the story went away. Full Story

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September 27, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2011 14:55:55 September 27, 2011 14:55:55

To Robin D Cook of RDC Casting in Toronto from your sister Shelley - Congratulations on the Casting Society of America Award for Red! Congratulations to Jen and Lenna on kicking the Graduate Record Exam right in the balls! What? You mean studying works? As requested, here are Joe Manganiello, Robert Downey Jr, and Ian Somerhalder. Full Story

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