Cut Gwyneth, leave Garrett

December 10, 2010 12:12:19 Posted at December 10, 2010 12:12:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thank you, or maybe no thank you, to those of you who’ve sent me the latest video featuring Garrett Hedlund in Country Strong with a few more clips from the movie, including love scene snippets between him and Leighton Meester. Please. Please if they have to cut anything from the film, as much as I love her, I’d rather they cut Gwyneth’s parts and leave everything that has Garrett. Full Story

16 & 18

December 10, 2010 11:54:00 Posted at December 10, 2010 11:54:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh the modern teen. So TMZ caught Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez at the IHOP in Philly the other day. Apparently they were on a date and held hands and giggled. Over pancakes. Sounds about right, right? Click here Full Story

Pippy’s asskissing favours

December 10, 2010 11:30:00 Posted at December 10, 2010 11:30:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Love these pictures. True Grit premiered last night in Hollywood. You know how it is. Any time the Coen Brothers make a movie it’s a major award season event. True Grit is said to be a strong contender. They were calling it a strong contender even last summer. So...guess who showed up? Oh hi Pipsqueak. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

December 10, 2010 11:01:26 Posted at December 10, 2010 11:01:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Before you depart for the weekend, please note the following PROGRAMMING CHANGE for next week’s LiveBlog with Sarah. Usually it’s on Tuesdays. Due to travel, it will be moved to MONDAY December 13, same time 3pm ET/Noon PT. That’s Monday, in 3 days, at 3pm ET/Noon PT. That’s you Twi-Hards if you’re coming for the script talk.

My favourite, favourite story of the day. Who knew?!? (Dlisted)

I agree with the message…but not with the messenger. Does that make sense? (The Superficial)

Why do Gaga’s waxes look so tame? (Popeater)

Helena Christensen doesn’t age. Not a day. (Hollywood Tuna)

Beysus looks so happy on holiday (Pop Sugar

Thor poster: phallic or am I just dirty? (Just Jared)

Yeah, that’s not a good place to stop a zipper (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Rihanna got cheated on, now single??? (Cele|bitchy)

Reese Witherspoon seems to have grown a sense of humour in this blooper reel. (Celebuzz)

Rafa replaces Becks. Nice. (Towleroad)

Pitt & Paz

December 10, 2010 09:09:00 Posted at December 10, 2010 09:09:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Michael Pitt showed up at a society event in New York last night alongside the likes of Anna Wintour and Marc Jacobs and pouted with his big lips as though being there was an affront to his artistic integrity. That pubic f-ckery on his face is an affront to my visual integrity. Anyone who grooms their sh-t like that is an automatic please leave my party now. Full Story

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2 & 4 side by side

December 10, 2010 08:23:47 Posted at December 10, 2010 08:23:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The other day at a London press conference for The Way Back I noted that there were no photos of Jim Sturgess and Colin Farrell, numbers 2 and 4 on my Five List, standing next to each other...and that was good for self preservation. Last night at the Spanish premiere of the film though, they did indeed go shoulder to shoulder. Full Story

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This will be a TV show

December 10, 2010 07:46:50 Posted at December 10, 2010 07:46:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You are all so kind. Several months ago when I posted photos of Lara Flynn Boyle all f-cked in the face, many of you cautioned that it was probably to do with treatment for a medical condition and not what I had presumed which was too much screwing around with enhancements and injections and Botox and whatever it is that these Hollywood people keep putting in their bodies. Full Story

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The voice is worse than the bong

December 10, 2010 07:24:34 Posted at December 10, 2010 07:24:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s the top story this morning: newly 18 Miley Cyrus and a bong. Have you seen the video yet? Yes. The video. It’s here. Click. According to TMZ – somehow they obtained the video so we’re going to go with their substance analysis – Miley is smoking salvia, which is legal. Full Story

December 10, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

December 10, 2010 07:06:37 Posted at December 10, 2010 07:06:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Becky! Happy Birthday with love from Lisa who said you both read my smut with moral superiority? Please. I need to hear more of this! Happy Belated 22nd Birthday Brianna! Old? Don’t make me want to throttle you! Maybe looking at photos of your requests – Hartnett, Pattinson, Jakey, and Westwick – will make the day suck less. Full Story

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Dear Gossips,

The TV LiveBlog with Duana will go today at 3pm ET/Noon PT and here’s an advance word for you bitches who kept insisting I watch Misfits. Well I did. Fully caught up now on Season 2. But WHY, WHYYYYY would you recommend a show with only 6 episodes a season and a year in between seasons knowing I’d get obsessed??? I am angry with you.  Read Full Intro

Worst of 2010: John Mayer in Playboy

December 9, 2010 14:37:00 Posted at December 9, 2010 14:37:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This was the interview where he called Jessica Simpson sexual napalm. Totally offside and really, really disrespectful and I know this is wrong but every time I hear that expression now, SEXUAL NAPALM, I see Porny and her high waisted pants and, well, I chuckle. But it was – if anything –the only funny part of an interview that was terrifyingly stupid and offensive. Full Story