June 20, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2011 06:06:57 June 20, 2011 06:06:57

To Lindsay from your husband Paul who thought this would be a wonderful surprise after the arrival of Dylan on Friday. But more importantly, how was your first weekend as a mom???!!! Congratulations to you both! Happy Birthday Deirdre in the Channel Islands with love from your sister Mairead who misses you back in Ireland and has requested for you some Toby Keith, Dominic Zamprogna, and Ryan Reynolds. Full Story

Friday, June 17, 2011

Dear Gossips,

I saw the most wonderful film on the plane yesterday that I had such a hard time finding in Vancouver. Then I made Jacek watch it and he loved it too. Bill Cunningham New York. Cunningham is, currently, of course, of The New York Times but above all he is THE fashion historian.  Read Full Intro

Boy friends are hotter together?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2011 12:00:09 June 17, 2011 12:00:09

Looks like Andrew Garfield and Garrett Hedlund are doing some serious bonding in Hawaii at the Maui Film Festival. They hit up the beach together, shirtless, and, well, this looks good. Very good. Double good. Especially since Garrett is a lot better in shorts than he is in pants. I like it. Then, on the carpet, once again all bromantically, maybe a little woozy from the sun. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2011 11:16:10 June 17, 2011 11:16:10

Kirstie Alley’s man has a 22 inch waist (Dlisted)

Fried Chicken is back on stage (The Superficial)

Liam and Miley can’t stay apart (Popeater)

Miley’s snakeskin bra (Hollywood Tuna)

The Jolie goes to Turkey (Pop Sugar)

What do you think of Hugh Dancy’s socks? (Just Jared)

Leo spends money on Blake (Cele|bitchy)

McConaughey looks sweaty as usual (ICYDK)

That girl from The Hills and who still cares about her? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Nicole Richie matches her kids (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

White Tux Jump Street

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2011 10:13:30 June 17, 2011 10:13:30

Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill are working on the film version of 21 Jump Street which... I don’t know how I feel about this. Is Channing Tatum supposed to be Johnny Depp? Admittedly, I’ve not endeavoured to find out too much about the project because...well... like you’re asking me to research a Channing Tatum movie? Really? Anyway, here they are shooting a scene that involves white tuxedos. Full Story

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Moneyball trailer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2011 08:59:42 June 17, 2011 08:59:42

The first trailer for Brad Pitt’s upcoming baseball movie Moneyball dropped this week. Very Robert Redford. I was really impressed with Brad’s acting in Tree of Life. A lot. Here...I mean in parts of this trailer he’s good. In other parts, it’s not. “We got to think differently. Full Story

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Men & Breasts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2011 08:16:01 June 17, 2011 08:16:01

Their own breasts. Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana continued to work on The Words in Montreal yesterday and, well, frankly, I have never been less attracted to him. Ever. Maybe it’s just a poor choice of shirt. Jacek says the sun isn’t hitting him right either. And his hair, which is usually the sh-t, looks terrible. Full Story

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Something else she designed?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2011 07:32:00 June 17, 2011 07:32:00

Katie Holmes was honoured last night at the Women in Film 2011 Crystal + Lucy Awards as the “Max Mara Face of the Future”. She brought her parents to the event. The GMD must have been hard at work, too tied up with Rock of Ages to be able to be there with her. The Church however was not far away. Jenna Elfman was around to keep an eye on Mrs Cruise. Full Story

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Leo goes where Blake is

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2011 06:45:09 June 17, 2011 06:45:09

In this week’s issue of In Touch, Leonardo DiCaprio and Blake Lively are supposedly done. Because he likes to party and she likes a quiet night in. Really? No. Wrong. But then again it’s In Touch. You know better than that. Blake and Leo are not only not done, they are very much together, always. Full Story

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Harry ... be safe, be strong

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2011 06:22:06 June 17, 2011 06:22:06

Strong? Jesus Lainey, pull yourself together. I came off the plane last night and a hundred emails told me that the new Harry Potter 7B trailer was finally online. First we had to drop off our sh-t, then it was to the hospital to see my ma, then our goddamn laptops wouldn’t play, and it was already after 1am, so I had to wait until this morning, which is why I had one of those sleeps, you know?, when it’s not fully sleep because you’re waiting to see something you want to see so badly? Giant nerd here. Full Story

June 17, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2011 06:16:38 June 17, 2011 06:16:38

Chrissy! Happy 30th Birthday! Nicki says you’re not all that excited about it – WHY NOT? I’m telling you, you will LOVE your 30s. Promise. Also... summer in Greece? Have a great time! Happy Birthday Tressa with love from Amy who requested for you some Matt Damon porn. Done! And for Theresa who has just left London to go back to Australia with love from Ruth who is missing you – some Ryan Gosling and Alexander Skarsgard to make the distance more bearable. Full Story

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