Bad trailer but it offers a glimpse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2011 12:27:17 July 27, 2011 12:27:17

When you woke up today, did you think I’d compliment Robert Pattinson OVER Colin Firth? I am about to. So, in our ongoing review of new trailers I may have missed over the last week or so due to sh-tty wireless at Comic-Con, this is the one they’ve released for Bel Ami due in theatres.. Full Story

Dead Showrunning Walking

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2011 11:46:55 July 27, 2011 11:46:55

Written by Duana Oh boy. So the showrunner of The Walking Dead, Frank Darabont, has stepped down. All the usual caveats apply. Don’t know him, never worked with, etc. I’m not surprised. The first season was six episodes. Which were based on a comic book, and Darabont wrote them, in whole or in part, himself. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2011 11:24:00 July 27, 2011 11:24:00

Another example of how love or lust can make you do stupid, stupid things (Dlisted)

Oh look, is Blake Lively playing herself in a movie again?
(The Superficial)

Matthew Lewis’s future eats in Spain (Pop Sugar)

Too soon? (Buzznet)

Anna Paquin looks super cute in a black and white dress (Hollywood Tuna)

Emma Stone’s mom has the best feet (Just Jared)

Beyonce wants to own Goop (Cele|bitchy

Ashlee Simpson hangs out with some sketchy people (Celebuzz)

Remember when you all thought Katie Holmes was pregnant three months ago? When can we stop bumpwatching? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The crusade against airbrushing (E! Online)

Bad movies people will see

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2011 09:54:00 July 27, 2011 09:54:00

More trailer analysis... I don’t actually know how a movie like New Year’s Eve keeps making itself. But now you know why Ashton Kutcher went back to television. Even he couldn’t stand this sh-t anymore. Let’s put the tall guy and the short girl together and make them kiss! What is it? It’s a series of cute formulaic movie scenes with so called Chick Lit snappy dialogue. Full Story

Kate & Alex: it’s done

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2011 08:44:55 July 27, 2011 08:44:55

On his part, anyway. For her... well... she doesn’t let go easily. Here’s another thing all gossips agree on, and what we discussed one night during dinner: this bitch is crazy. So Us Weekly is reporting that after two years, Kate Bosworth and Alexander Skarsgard are done. Full Story

Un-Hear! Un-Hear!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2011 07:51:39 July 27, 2011 07:51:39

Remember when Halle Berry won her Oscar and then made a piece of sh-t called Catwoman? Well, Main Street isn’t Catwoman, not quite, but, um, as Laura wrote to me yesterday, “I think that Colin Firth made a big, big mistake.” This trailer... it’s horrifying. More specifically, the accents, they are HORRIFYING. Full Story

Three Weeks & a Friend’s Couch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2011 07:32:00 July 27, 2011 07:32:00

Two separate riddles here... 1. It was instant attraction when they started rehearsals, despite the fact that he’s supposed to be happily married. On set flirtation, some touching in the trailer, soon became after work “prep time”, and heavy petting in the car, and before long it was a full blown affair. Full Story

Two halves of handsome

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2011 07:22:32 July 27, 2011 07:22:32

The same day that George Clooney’s The Ides of March was confirmed for the Toronto International Film Festival, they also released the first poster. Thoughts? I’m all over it. Totally into it. Is it a copy of something? I’m sure you know-it-alls will tell me. But even if it is, I think it’s wonderful anyway. Full Story

SJP through Asia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2011 07:09:58 July 27, 2011 07:09:58

Sarah Jessica Parker is currently travelling through Asia for Artistry on Ice. So at first I thought Artistry on Ice, like, it couldn’t be figure skating, right? What could SJP possibly be doing on a figure skating tour? Probably jewellery, has to be jewellery. No. Turns out it really is figure skating:“ARTISTRY on ICE, China’s own world class figure skating brand, created by SECA Ltd. Full Story

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July 27, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2011 06:49:32 July 27, 2011 06:49:32

Heidi! You’re heading to New York! Farewell and good luck with so much love from your best friend Helena who will miss you but is thrilled for you too. Please. It’s an excuse to go to NYC. And a couch to sleep on! Seppi and Suki will miss hanging with Ramon! For Sally from Ellen who requested for you some Jon Hamm, vintage Matt Dillon (circa 1980s), and Scott Speedman. Full Story

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Last year at Comic-Con two nerds got into a fight over a seat and one stabbed the other in the eye, um, with a pen. Violence is WRONG and it should not be funny and yes, you are reprimanding me for finding it funny. But... isn’t it? A little? We didn’t think anything could top that.  Read Full Intro