17-off at the Met: Dakota & Saoirse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2011 05:31:17 May 3, 2011 05:31:17

I suppose, if there’s anyone who could get away with the Valentino flower tulle explosion worn by Dakota Fanning at the Met Gala it was probably Dakota Fanning. She’s 17. Prom is still within the parametres of her actual experience. But f-ck is this thing ever ugly. And you have to wonder – did they really design this for 18 and under? I don’t think so. Full Story

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Best Met Photobomb: Gisele & Ginnifer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2011 05:09:18 May 3, 2011 05:09:18

Check out Gisele Bundchen’s face behind Ginnifer Goodwin last night. Amazing, right? Shall we Photo Assumption? Errrrm... who invited all these Bs? Is that the girl from Twilight with the really bad pixie wig? To be fair, Ginnifer Goodwin is a few steps ahead of Ashley Greene. And her makeup is great. Full Story

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The Costume Institute Gala 2011

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2011 05:00:00 May 3, 2011 05:00:00

Before we begin blogging the Met Gala and the photos... It’s the Met Gala. So... there’s some license here on the edge if you want it. Drama is good. Weird could be good too. Remember it’s not the Oscars and Los Angeles. It’s New York. And these are Fashion People. And they get it. Full Story

May 3, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2011 04:53:21 May 3, 2011 04:53:21

Happy 17th Birthday Mairead with so much love from your sister Deirdre who asked for some Eminem pictures which, as she noted, can be rare. Em performs at Bonnaroo in June. That might be the next chance for new pics. But how about a video? No Love is a great song to run to on my iPod. Please see below. Full Story

Monday, May 2, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Pippa did NOT go home with Harry. We have some work to do yet on that book. And I am still not over the Royal Wedding. I was sad to wash my hair yesterday because it felt like I was washing away the way I wore it on Friday, and London, and the experience.  Read Full Intro

Met Gala Preview: the Royal McQueen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2011 14:08:20 May 2, 2011 14:08:20

As noted in the open, the Costume Institute Gala goes down tonight and it’s a tribute to the late Lee McQueen and his label Alexander McQueen. Great timing. On Friday, Kate Middleton arrived at Westminster Abbey in a gown designed by Sarah Burton, the Creative Director of the House of McQueen and now just three days later, McQueen is being celebrated at the most high profile fashion event of the year. Full Story

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This trailer is (half) sh-t

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2011 13:13:38 May 2, 2011 13:13:38

Last summer I read a book called One Day. And I wrote about it incessantly afterwards. I was even optimistic when I found out they were making the movie, because David Nicholls is a screenwriter too, and One Day was easily adaptable. When they cast Anne Hathaway as Emma and Jim Sturgess as Dex, I was beyond excited. Full Story

My boyfriend’s daughter, sexting ex & a good man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2011 12:58:33 May 2, 2011 12:58:33

Written by Sasha I've been with this guy for 4 years now and right now, everything's going well. He's a single dad and while his 5-year old daughter stays with his ex for most of the week, he spends time with her on weekends and during special occasions. Full Story

Country B-tch vs the Canucks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2011 11:52:24 May 2, 2011 11:52:24

Carrie Underwood performed at 2011 Stagecoach: California’s Country Music Festival yesterday. According to her website she’s not taking the stage again until June. Which means she should be free to be back in Nashville tomorrow night when the Canucks play the Predators in Game 3 of Round 2 of the Stanley Cup playoffs. Full Story

Stefan = Talk, Damon = Action

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2011 11:41:07 May 2, 2011 11:41:07

Written by Duana We now return to the continuing story of Elijah + Elena = ?? Previously, Elena/Katherine were doppelgangers, the curse was actually on Klaus because he’s a werewolf/doppelganger hybrid, Jenna found out everything, Klaus came back to life, Elijah can save Elena from dying, Damon’s unimpressed. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2011 11:23:31 May 2, 2011 11:23:31

For those of you who care about January Jones being pregnant and who the father might be...because I don’t (Dlisted)

Labour pains? Or is she pissed at her twins for coming on Royal Wedding day and sharing her anniversary? (The Superficial)

Jaden Smith hates Country Bitch? (Popeater)

Lindsay LOHAN holding her tit (Hollywood Tuna)

New shots from Breaking Dawn are released but wouldn’t you rather look at more Royal Wedding photos? (Pop Sugar)

You think Porny will copy Kate Middleton’s wedding dress? (Just Jared)

Is Drew B coming in too strong? (Cele|bitchy)

A fan gets too tactile with Reese Witherspoon (Socialite Life)

Jenna Dewan’s great legs (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Three generations of Heigl (I'm Not Obsessed)