This Means War: JLo vs Marc AND Taupe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2011 08:26:10 July 20, 2011 08:26:10

Us Weekly  has an amazing article today with more details about Jennifer Lopez's split from Marc Anthony. Like amazing, amazing, amazing. Whether or not it's true, it's still amazing, amazing, amazing. According to the magazine, JLo's ma, Guadalupe, out of concern for her daughter, emailed Ben Affleck for advice on what to do about her crumbling marriage. Full Story

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Dork Storm 2011: Return of the Dorks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2011 07:59:44 July 20, 2011 07:59:44

Written by Sarah My friend E, who, in the decade I’ve known him has missed only one Comic-Con, got all over me last year for calling Comic-Con “Dork Storm”. As you can see, I really took his words to heart. I really do mean “Dork Storm” with a great deal of affection, though. Full Story

Matt Damon is bald

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2011 07:04:30 July 20, 2011 07:04:30

Matt Damon’s been in Vancouver the last few weeks shooting a movie. He was spotted yesterday, without hair, riding along the seawall with his wife and children and other family members. Some people don’t so great bald. He doesn’t look bad at all bald. In fact, it makes him look a lot younger. Full Story

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July 20, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2011 06:28:00 July 20, 2011 06:28:00

For Jordan – hope you’re feeling better...on house arrest? Shea told me what happened. So happy you’re ok and especially after saying goodbye to Harry. She also mentioned you love Tom Hardy and would appreciate some photos of him with the baby but... I fear I’ve failed you because I’m not sure what that means so will you settle for him winking at you? That should heal up the rest, non? Get well soon! / Full Story

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Liveblog is back today – please join us at 3pm ET/Noon ET! We’ll discuss JLo, Justin, we’ll As IF Posh, and I suspect we’ll have to dedicate some time to Harry Potter, right? See you then! Rupert Murdoch must “perform” in front of parliament today.  Read Full Intro

Posh sells books

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2011 13:59:18 July 19, 2011 13:59:18

Several of you have emailed me about this today: sales of Harper Lee’s To Kill A Mockingbird have increased 123% on Amazon UK; it now occupies 38th spot on the bestseller list. The Beckham Bump. Does she know? OF COURSE she knows. As IF she hasn’t been googling Harper Seven Beckham Victoria Beckham since she gave birth. Full Story

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The new Misfit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2011 13:15:00 July 19, 2011 13:15:00

Misfits season 3 is now shooting. Yes, yes, without Robert Sheehan. Like I’ve been saying, I don’t think I’ll miss him. I don’t miss him already. And besides, again as I’ve been saying, Nathan was becoming less and less interesting to me. You would have tired of him scratching his balls and the high pitched voice. Full Story

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Weekly Live Blog - Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2011 11:54:42 July 19, 2011 11:54:42

Welcome back to the LiveBlog! And sorry it’s been so long! There was so much travel, and it’s hard to coordinate on the road, but we’re here today and, well, there’s a lot to get to, right? Now that Wendi Deng just monkey jumped on that intruder though, I may need to spend a few minutes on this NOTW situation. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2011 10:50:38 July 19, 2011 10:50:38

Please. How amazing is this News of the World executives testimony happening right now? Did you see Wendi Deng go all Chinatown on that shaving foam attacker? This is what I mean when I describe the ways of my mother the Chinese Squawking Chicken. We don’t mess around in Chinatown.

Stephanie Seymour called the cops on her kid but not because he popped a boner for her (The Superficial)

Anderson Cooper in a mystery location that will likely become the site of the next international incident during which he will become the story instead of covering the story (Dlisted)

The Jolie eats crickets. Does that explain the skinny? (Pop Sugar)

Will & Kate move in (E! Online)

Is it possible that Taylor Momsen’s ass is saggy? (Hollywood Tuna)

The Fannings represent the teens, and on growing up famous (Just Jared)

Are you trying to be Elizabeth Taylor? (Popoholic)

Swifty covers Baby Bieber (Celebuzz)

This little sloth is tired (Towleroad)

PEOPLE f-cks up Kate Middleton’s cover (Go Fug Yourself)

Right in his age range

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2011 09:59:52 July 19, 2011 09:59:52

The story broke yesterday – E! reported that Demi Lovato, 18, and Ryan Phillippe, 36, have been hooking up. Us Weekly followed with corroborating sources, despite denials from both Lovato and Phillippe. Full Story