Diane & Josh: rings?

February 17, 2011 09:15:48 Posted at February 17, 2011 09:15:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There are two things I never notice: pregnancy and wedding rings. You know how when you check someone out, there’s an unconscious but not really list that gets ticked off? For me, it’s always shoes, then hair, then skin, then I want to know about the body, how they look in those pants/skirt/dress, then I spend a few seconds judging the pants/skirt/dress, and at that point it’s impolite to keep staring so I look away and fixate on someone else. Full Story

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Vile

February 17, 2011 08:11:07 Posted at February 17, 2011 08:11:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What is it about certain middle-aged men and their lack of awareness? The common assumption is that women fear loneliness more than men. Kelsey Grammer is making a really good case for equality in that category. And it’s probably more than loneliness too. It’s a loneliness-ego combination. Full Story

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Rubber suit

February 17, 2011 08:00:42 Posted at February 17, 2011 08:00:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How else would you describe it? This is Lady Gaga at Good Morning America today arriving in typical crazy ass fashion, wearing a rubber suit, like literally a suit, with nipple tape and, by her standards, a rather ordinary hat. Yesterday, while out and about, she was almost conservative, in a denim jacket, leggings, and biker boots. Full Story

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Hearing Vanessa

February 17, 2011 07:33:56 Posted at February 17, 2011 07:33:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Vanessa Paradis performed at Town Hall in New York last night. Johnny Depp was in the house to support her. The two were photographed leaving the venue together. It’s her first tour in over a decade to promote the release of her greatest hits album. She’s been doing this for 23 years. What? Yeah 23 years. Full Story

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February 17, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

February 17, 2011 07:08:15 Posted at February 17, 2011 07:08:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Congratulations Michelle with love from your old Western roommate Karen! She requested for you some photos of The Rock (hilarious) and Michael C Hall for whom you postponed the engagement? Indeed, television can be that important! And for Maram K in Egypt from your sister Sarah in Ottawa who admires so much the work you’ve been doing as a youth organiser for the Egyptian revolution. Full Story

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Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Dear Gossips,

I’ve been namechecking Adele a lot lately because the songs off her upcoming second album 21 are so much amazingness. She performed at the Brit Awards in London last night and, well, you listen for yourself below. Watch her at the end too.  Read Full Intro

Tom Hardy’s broken heart?

February 16, 2011 14:16:00 Posted at February 16, 2011 14:16:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tom Hardy won the Rising Star Award at the BAFTAs the other night but didn’t show up to collect. Now London gossips are rumour-ing that he bailed on the event because he’s despondent about ending his engagement. Supposedly Charlotte Riley broke it off with him and he’s been pleading with her to take him back. Full Story

No changes

February 16, 2011 13:30:12 Posted at February 16, 2011 13:30:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Avril Lavigne attended the Brit Awards last night in London. While on the carpet, with her hair dyed all different colours, she stuck out her tongue and lifted her middle finger. How long has this been? Almost 10 years, it has to be, right? So some artists constantly reinvent. And others… don’t f-cking move. Full Story

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Dumb young celebrities: Justin Bieber edition

February 16, 2011 13:08:00 Posted at February 16, 2011 13:08:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Best-selling cover of Rolling Stone Magazine? I wonder if it will be. This is Justin Bieber for the March issue, on newsstands Friday. Your teenage daughter wants to kill herself today because the screensaver on his laptop is a photo of him and Selena Gomez. Anyway, for some reason, the journalist decided to ask Justin about politics and social issues. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

February 16, 2011 11:48:39 Posted at February 16, 2011 11:48:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just got home from the studio in Vancouver. Saw a car with the following licence plate: OPRAH. It was a Corolla. I mean…really? I gunned it onto the bridge to pull alongside and get a good look at the driver. As you’d expect.

A truce. Until he starts f-cking Camilla Belle…or some other useless variation on Rachel Bilson (Dlisted)

First Honour…now Dignity? (The Superficial)

Owen Wilson loves being a dad. But does he get Hall Passes when he comes to Vancouver? (Popeater)

Check out how Fergie’s face has changed. Or not? (Evil Beet)

John Mayer Depp at LAX (Pop Sugar)

I’d like a coat like Sandra Bullock’s for the gym (Just Jared)

There’s no A List at New York Fashion Week, is there? (Cele|bitchy)

The kind of fontrum posing you’d expect from Taylor Swift at the beach (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Gaga was actually incubating a new “race”. The sh-t that comes out of her mouth sometimes… (Towleroad)

Do you think Mark Salling has a good body? (Celebuzz)

Sit DOWN Ryan Phillippe

February 16, 2011 10:47:58 Posted at February 16, 2011 10:47:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

See? It’s a Sit DOWN kind of day. Once in a while I’ll get an email from an angry reader all like – why do you have to be such a BITCH to Ryan Phillippe? Get over it! He and Reese broke up. She moved on, why can’t you? He’s hot and he’s not the asshole you say he is. Full Story