Wednesday, December 21, 2011 Dear Gossips,

Was I the only one who didn’t freak out over the new The Hobbit trailer that was released yesterday? It’s an awesome trailer. A really, really, REALLY great trailer. It’s just...

I’m missing a good taste gene, I think, when it comes to Tolkien movies. It’s not that I hate them, I’m just not evangelical about it. They’re so...

Long.

See? Now all my other opinions don’t matter. If you can’t get down with LOTR, all your other thoughts are immediately devalued.

Heading to Toronto today to spend Christmas with my ma with 10 lbs of pork jerky and pork floss (from Bee Kim Heng, seriously the best in the world) packed away in my luggage. You all do it with turkey. My people, we’re about the pig. Suckling pig on Christmas Eve.

Thanks for sending in your votes for the Best Gingerbread House. The winner will be announced later today.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2011 22:07:35 December 21, 2011 22:07:35


Her makeup was perfect the whole time on that charity trip (Dlisted)

The Kardashians take advantage of poor people (The Superficial)

She’s either in Mexico with George Clooney or she’s making tons of money off George Clooney. Happy Christmas, Stacy Keibler (Hollywood Tuna)

Mrs Wahlberg can barely smile for Santa (Pop Sugar)

Are we okay with mothers and daughters being best friends? (Just Jared)

Evan Rachel Wood, young bride? (Cele|bitchy)

How much you want to bet that Lindsay Lohan is holding a cover page and the rest are blank? (Celebuzz)

Fergie and Josh say Happy Christmas (Hollywood PQ)

Gisele for Versace (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

H7 and her homies say Happy Christmas (Pink Is The New Blog)

I'd order this combo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2011 21:08:59 December 21, 2011 21:08:59
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Colin Farrell and Sam Rockwell were photographed together yesterday on the set of Seven Psychopaths. (My Blackberry is underlining the spelling of the word Psychopaths like it's wrong in plural. Is that true? Am writing in a cab and am too rushed to google.)You know how I feel about Colin Farrell and the quiver (when he's not getting girls pregnant to fill the empty parts of his soul - click here Full Story

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Don't see an heir in there

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2011 19:57:16 December 21, 2011 19:57:16
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Was it In Touch that reported 3 weeks ago that Catherine Cambridge was pregnant? And even though it was In Touch, the bullsh-ttiest of the bullsh-t, still there were many of you who were all like - and smugly too! - um, oh yeah, Lainey, she totally is. Have a look at Kate today, with Will, in London visiting Centrepoint. Full Story

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Mimi's Christmas skin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2011 18:38:59 December 21, 2011 18:38:59
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It's Mimi's annual tradition: Christmas in Aspen. Because when you see Mimi, you automatically think understated winter elegance, real wood fireplaces, and wool socks. You know what's great about Mimi in Aspen though? If Mimi ever HAS to walk anywhere, it's in Aspen. It's extremely unsafe for them Mimi carriers to carry her around on all that ice. Full Story

Mrs Depp needs cash

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2011 17:47:12 December 21, 2011 17:47:12
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Check out Vanessa Paradis yesterday in LA hitting up an ATM. Yes, yes, take it out of your ass, I know they’re not married. Mrs Depp is just a shorter title than “The Partner Of Johnny Depp” and it can fit on one line. It always surprises me when really famous people do ordinary things like take money out of a bank machine. Full Story

Happy Holidays from Jen & Justin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2011 16:45:42 December 21, 2011 16:45:42

ExclusiveWell isn’t this twee....This is an “in honour” holiday greeting card. A donation was made in the name of the recipient to St Jude’s Children’s Research Hospital and Best Friends Animal Society. And the sender(s)?“Jen & Justin”. As in Aniston and Theroux. And if that’s not cosy enough for you, I’m told that there are two linked “Js” on the cover. Full Story

Punished for slumming

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2011 15:58:15 December 21, 2011 15:58:15

New cover of Us Weekly is about Jennifer Lopez. According to the magazine, Marc Anthony is so pissed about her dating Casper Smart (aren’t we all???) he wants to rearrange their custody agreement to punish her. Anthony had supposedly previously agreed to primary custody for JLo. Full Story

Blake is in with the family

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2011 14:54:09 December 21, 2011 14:54:09
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Ryan Reynolds has brought Blake Lively home to Vancouver for the pre-holidays. On Monday the two were out for sushi with his family. Am told the two seemed very comfortable together. She smiled a lot. He looked relaxed and happy. No awkwardness from/with his parents. They also went out for cupcakes. Then yesterday they were seen shopping all over the west side. Full Story

December 21, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2011 14:49:11 December 21, 2011 14:49:11

Happy Birthday Nic from Dana and J who says you’re one of their favourite people and that you can manage a gold sequined mini-dress “without consequence”? I can see that. Show me the lower half! (not trying to be pervy, just want to see the whole look.) By request, here’s Caleb Followill, Dermot Mulroney, and Dylan McDermott. Full Story

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Dear Gossips,

There’s an awesome annual Christmas tradition that goes down at my friend Lorella’s. A very important title is at stake:  Best Gingerbread House. It’s a live competition - the gingerbread houses are created at the same time in the same place over the course of an evening.  Read Full Intro