Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2011 10:50:38 July 19, 2011 10:50:38

Please. How amazing is this News of the World executives testimony happening right now? Did you see Wendi Deng go all Chinatown on that shaving foam attacker? This is what I mean when I describe the ways of my mother the Chinese Squawking Chicken. We don’t mess around in Chinatown.

Stephanie Seymour called the cops on her kid but not because he popped a boner for her (The Superficial)

Anderson Cooper in a mystery location that will likely become the site of the next international incident during which he will become the story instead of covering the story (Dlisted)

The Jolie eats crickets. Does that explain the skinny? (Pop Sugar)

Will & Kate move in (E! Online)

Is it possible that Taylor Momsen’s ass is saggy? (Hollywood Tuna)

The Fannings represent the teens, and on growing up famous (Just Jared)

Are you trying to be Elizabeth Taylor? (Popoholic)

Swifty covers Baby Bieber (Celebuzz)

This little sloth is tired (Towleroad)

PEOPLE f-cks up Kate Middleton’s cover (Go Fug Yourself)

Right in his age range

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2011 09:59:52 July 19, 2011 09:59:52

The story broke yesterday – E! reported that Demi Lovato, 18, and Ryan Phillippe, 36, have been hooking up. Us Weekly followed with corroborating sources, despite denials from both Lovato and Phillippe. Full Story

She has a thing for co-stars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2011 09:04:21 July 19, 2011 09:04:21

Well, at least this one isn’t married. In that respect, it’s almost exactly what Claire Danes went through, only without the pregnancy. Mary Louise Parker was expecting with Billy Crudup when he left her for Claire. That was a tumultuous, tortured relationship which almost killed Angela Chase for us forever. Full Story

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Backseat Hawkeye!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2011 08:43:16 July 19, 2011 08:43:16

Emily Blunt and John Krasinski were out at the Chateau Marmont last night. They were photographed as they were leaving. Check out the friend in the backseat. Photo agencies didn’t identify him. They don’t know two time Oscar nominee Jeremy Renner? He’s Hawkeye! But first, on Krasinski and all the time he’s spending at Chateau Marmont – Duana wrote about it here Full Story

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Jessica & Justin v2.0

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2011 08:12:40 July 19, 2011 08:12:40

They spent the 4th of July weekend together in Toronto. Click here for a refresher. Are they officially back together? Well, according to Jessica Biel, officially, yes. At least that’s what she’s telling people. My sources tell me she was at Goodnight! in Toronto on Saturday and was overheard, at least twice, confirming that she and Justin are indeed together again. Full Story

This could have been Jessica Biel?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2011 07:41:00 July 19, 2011 07:41:00

Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake at the premiere of Friends With Benefits in New York last night – but supposedly this could have been Jessica Biel on the carpet instead as one of the writers revealed that Biel had screen-tested for the movie. So why didn’t she get the part? It was a director’s decision. Full Story

Neville around the world

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2011 07:23:57 July 19, 2011 07:23:57

Who’s getting the biggest career bump from the success of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2? It’s STILL surprising to me that it’s Neville. That Neville, the new “heartthrob” might be, like, some kind of action star one day. Neville! After trips to Toronto, Washington, and Chicago last week to promote the movie, here’s Matthew Lewis in Australia today at the preview for the Harry Potter Exhibition at the Powerhouse Museum in Sydney. Full Story

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July 19, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2011 06:52:26 July 19, 2011 06:52:26

Happy Birthday to Tilly G, the girl of Matt’s dreams! To Amy from your twin sister Jennifer – Happy 3rd Anniversary of your 30th Birthday! I hear you’re going to Harry on Friday? Perfect, perfect way to celebrate together. Have the best time! To Jaclyn, Happy Belated Birthday to an amazing friend! We had such a great time celebrating with you on Saturday, maybe a little too much fun. Full Story

Monday, July 18, 2011

Dear Gossips,

When considering potential next lovers for Jennifer Lopez – many of you are suggesting George Clooney – please remember that when she’s in love, and she’s totally in love with love, she loves to let that love shine.  Read Full Intro

Wednesday’s cover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2011 13:59:00 July 18, 2011 13:59:00

Most tabloids close tonight. Just in time then for Star/Life&Style/InTouch/etc to throw these shots on the cover – Brad caught cheating! Brad Pitt is in Rome or England (the photo agency can’t make up its mind about the location but does claim to be able to read Brad’s behaviour) continuing to shoot World War Z after spending a few weeks in production in Malta in which he appeared to only wear one outfit. Full Story

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