Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2012 18:48:08 March 16, 2012 18:48:08

Sasha finds really cute maternity clothes that I might wear even though I’m never getting pregnant and spring handbags in LifeStyle

I thought Fergie’s husband was the guy from Glee (Dlisted)

Kirsten Dunst made a comeback but oh look, she’s still a raging bitch (The Superficial)

Lady Gaga is going away but one day be like the Brange (Dose.ca)

What’s our stance on belly piercing? No, right? (Hollywood Tuna)

All the girls look like they’re having fun. Except for Posh who’s too busy trying not to fall (Pop Sugar)

Am I crazy? I must be crazy. Because the Dark Shadows trailer looks sh-tty to me.  How is it camp if it’s so broad? (Just Jared)

Leo smells (Cele|bitchy)

How is this a mug shot and not a Twitter photo? (Evil Beet Gossip)

Fashion Brackets! Aloof vs the Brange! (Go Fug Yourself)

Apparently you can actually cheat on Dancing With The Sh-ts (The Blemish)

Yes, she IS Katniss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2012 18:32:23 March 16, 2012 18:32:23
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A few early reviews have been released for The Hunger Games from major outlets, considered “top critics”, including Variety, The Hollywood Reporter, and The Guardian. All of them positive. So you can go into the weekend, the final weekend before The Hunger Games opens, with some relief.Again, my review and those of other lower ranking outlets, has been embargoed. Full Story

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Mother, Daughter. Like? - Mad Men Season 5 Preview #2

Duana Posted by Duana at March 16, 2012 18:24:43 March 16, 2012 18:24:43
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Click here for preview #1.I just googled “Did Rare Steak Exist In The 60s?” (Answer - not really, except for “barbarians”).  This was mainly due to how much I’m enjoying my leftovers-lunch, but as I turned my thoughts to Mad Men, I started thinking about what else I enjoy that the inhabitants of that era didn’t. Full Story

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Vogue slums with JLo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2012 17:02:05 March 16, 2012 17:02:05
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She’s on the cover of the April issue looking really good, but I also wonder why they chose to go with studio shots as opposed to a more interesting visual. Where Jennifer Lopez is concerned, there’s always a story behind the shot.The entire article has been posted on the Vogue website; it’s a total dick suck. Full Story

George Clooney arrested!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2012 16:06:16 March 16, 2012 16:06:16
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Calm.It was a planned protest with an expected result. His dad, Nick Clooney, was with him. This was their intent. To be outside the Sudanese embassy, continuing to raise awareness for the victims of genocide in Sudan, in particular the Nuba Mountains, causing a scene, calling out Sudanese President Omar al-Bashir of blocking food and aid into his country, actions that have resulted in a humanitarian crisis. Full Story

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Welcome Back. Whodunit?

Duana Posted by Duana at March 16, 2012 15:42:55 March 16, 2012 15:42:55
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The CW

The Vampire Diaries Season 3 Episode 16  It should be categorically impossible to miss fictional people as much as I do, but I’ve decided to neglect the part of me that feels like maybe this level of empathy for fictional people and the ways their families mess them up is a little overstated.     Okay, so previously, Stefan loved …you know, that girl; Rebecca wants to kill a white oak tree (standby on clarity for that); Ric was dating a “dirty Doctor” and got shot for his troubles when he found her bags,  and Elena barely made the preview. Full Story

Is Karl a hoarder?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2012 13:51:07 March 16, 2012 13:51:07

The best thing is about to happen to you today. You are about to read, if you haven’t already, an article written by Karl Lagerfeld about Karl Lagerfeld, A Day In The Life. See? Lagerfeld honoured Harper’s Bazaar - and all of us - this month by not only sharing his daily schedule but also explaining it. Full Story

March 16 , 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2012 13:46:10 March 16, 2012 13:46:10

Amanda! Happy Birthday with love from Kyle and Robyn who are choked that you’re moving back to Edmonton. But they are so proud of how you’ve handled the last year and wish you the best as you head forward. To celebrate YOU, they requested Taylor Kitsch but “dirt bag FNL Tim Riggins” styles because you like them that way - undershirt-wearing and dirty. Full Story

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Thursday, March 15, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Many of you have emailed about Jessica Simpson’s baby name: Maxwell? Maxi for short? Let me stop you right there. Porny Name PoolPlease.No emails about the obvious. It is beneath you.Also, the origin for this story is In Touch Weekly  Read Full Intro