James Franco, you sound like Lindsay Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2011 06:57:23 July 12, 2011 06:57:23

More from his interview with Playboy (click here for yesterday’s post if you missed it when he said he knew better than the Academy) and, well, it’s pure narcissism on display now. James Franco is obsessed with James Franco. He’ll probably call that an “art project” too. Full Story

July 12, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2011 06:36:31 July 12, 2011 06:36:31

Joan! Congratulations on the new job, all of it, and thank you for yesterday. Was SO lovely to see you! Next time, when it’s not such a time crunch, we’ll get drunk. Promise. ShapeUp for a Cure! On Saturday July 23! In LA at the Equinox Health Club in Santa Monica! All proceeds benefit the Susan G Koman for the Cure and will fund innovative global breast cancer research and local programs supporting education, screening, and treatment. Full Story

Does Gwyneth cook on holiday?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2011 14:03:43 July 11, 2011 14:03:43

Spielberg's yacht is huge. They must have a chef. Who cooks to Gwyneth's specifications? Gwyneth has been on holiday in Italy with her Uncle Morty, her brother, and her children. Chris Martin is performing on the festival circuit with Coldplay. The body, as you can see, is showcased in several bikinis, very very fit. Full Story

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Prisoner Bride: birth it and you can go

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2011 13:10:46 July 11, 2011 13:10:46

Prisoner Bride Charlene Wittstock, the Serene Highness of Monaco, and her husband Prince Albert have ended their honeymoon in South Africa and returned home so that he can deal with the DNA test and the latest paternity claim. There are reports coming out of South Africa however that when they were there, they were sleeping in separate hotels and now that they’ve cut short their holiday, it’s convinced people even more that Charlene has been put on lockdown. Full Story

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Royals don’t pose on a carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2011 12:09:41 July 11, 2011 12:09:41

Prince William and Catherine attended several events in California this weekend surrounded by the stars, and the contrast between Royalty and Celebrity... Was amazing. On Saturday afternoon it was a charity polo match. On Saturday night it was the BAFTA Gala. You will note, while there are many, many, many photos available of the Cambridges, not once did they stop to “pose” like on a carpet. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2011 11:19:25 July 11, 2011 11:19:25

Justin Timberlake gets to take credit for yet another thing (Dlisted)

Hilary Duff in a bikini, married almost a year (The Superficial)

The popularity of Butterbeer! (Huffington Post Entertainment)

I honestly don’t know how anyone gets anything done in these nails (Hollywood Tuna)

Look how pretty Kristen Stewart is with no makeup and sh-tty airport lighting after a 5 hour flight (Pop Sugar)

Pretend Face goes back to work (Just Jared)

Paz is in heat over an older man (Cele|bitchy

MC Draco Malfoy (Socialite Life)

Even a supermodel can’t make that hairstyle work (Popoholic)

The Pooh Carpet (I'm Not Obsessed)

The Green Lantern comes home

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2011 10:35:08 July 11, 2011 10:35:08

Ryan Reynolds, as of yesterday at least, is home in Vancouver, hanging out with family, some buddies, in Yaletown and Kitsilano. Apparently he was at the Yaletown Keg on Saturday, then moved over to the Yaletown Brew Co. And yesterday it was Local. These photos are from Sunday. Brand new Chucks? He looks good, right? Ryan is in town for some down time presumably before promotion for his next release The Change-Up on August 5th. Full Story

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Photo Assumption: Mrs Affleck at the BAFTA Gala

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2011 10:02:44 July 11, 2011 10:02:44

It’s just one photo, one face, but I like it for the purpose of this story. Jennifer Garner at the BAFTA Gala to meet Will & Kate and, well, Jennifer Lopez AND Blake Lively were also there. That’s an easy Photo Assumption, non? Interestingly enough, you’ll note that both Garner and Lopez bumrushed it over to say hello to Princess Catherine and have their photos taken but Blake Lively. Full Story

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JLo is a royal fangirl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2011 09:38:38 July 11, 2011 09:38:38

It was originally reported that Jennifer Lopez would take her husband to the BAFTA Gala to meet Will & Kate. She ended up bringing her mother which... I mean I think I would too. I know many of you stayed up late/got up early to watch the Royal Wedding, not with your husbands, but with your friends/sisters/mothers. Full Story

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Let’s open the week with an As IF

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2011 09:05:02 July 11, 2011 09:05:02

It was Porny’s birthday yesterday. She’s 31 now. And she tweeted this photo – a gift from her KFed. He bought her a new bag. What looks like a Birkin. A very large, very orange one. With this caption: Eric made my birthday!!! I have never been more surprised in my life! Jackie O who? ;) See what Victoria Beckham has done to Birkins? Now anyone can buy a f-cking Birkin. Full Story