Rue!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2011 12:46:00 April 18, 2011 12:46:00

Hunger Games casting update! A release was just sent out. They’ve announced the tributes from District 11. Which means Rue! Her name is Amandla Stenberg. And Thresh, also from 11, is Dayo Okeniyi. Both newcomers. There’s now actually a Facebook page for casting confirmations. Looks like they may be going in reverse chronological order of districts. Full Story

Young, famous, mean

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2011 12:29:00 April 18, 2011 12:29:00

Remember when Lea Michele meangirled Hailee Steinfeld who then went on to get nominated for almost every major award and Lea had to swallow back her own sh-t and be nice to her at the shows? Blind, deaf, and dumb Glee fans were all like – no way, Lea could never be a bitch, she’s so nice and grateful on Twitter! Guess what? They’re young, they’re famous, and they can be mean. Full Story

Work toilets, sh-tty dads, & waiting for the ring

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2011 12:00:54 April 18, 2011 12:00:54

Written by Sasha Dear Sasha, I work in an office with three dudes. I don't work with them, they're just around, running their company. Today, when i went to the bathroom, I went to turn on the tap to mask any sounds, like I usually do - and there was no water. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2011 11:29:18 April 18, 2011 11:29:18

I was not in Vegas this weekend but he saw me everywhere (Dlisted)

America hates Miley? (The Superficial)

Hilarious. But it would be better if he went back to Film School and James Franco was his prof. (Popeater)

Pure muscle. Damn! (Hollywood Tuna)

Scarlett Johansson’s boyfriend goes paddle boarding (Pop Sugar)

Anne Hathaway’s purple sweat pants (Just Jared)

I can’t imagine Cate Blanchett on an elliptical machine (Cele|bitchy

OH MY GAWD ROBERT PATTINSON IS KISSING KRISTEN STEWART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Socialite Life)

Demi Moore’s youngest lights up at Coachella (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Fergie: this looks way more comfortable than leather pants (I'm Not Obsessed)

Shaki & her sunshine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2011 09:58:00 April 18, 2011 09:58:00

Shakira just confirmed last month on Twitter that she’s dating Spanish footballer Gerard Pique. She called him her “sunshine” in Spanish. This weekend they could barely contain it during lunch in Barcelona. Sunshine is 10 years younger than Shaki and looks totally, totally, totally in love. Full Story

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Vampire Diaries Last Dance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2011 08:55:00 April 18, 2011 08:55:00

Written by Duana Oh, you guys. I am so excited. What I’ve heard, but not seen, is that the VD deliciousness gets an extra special swirl when these guys are high school kids – like, going to sock hops and hanging out in the cafeteria – while vamping out and worrying whether good ol’ Tyler is going to come home and cause problems. Full Story

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Coachella runway, bathrooms, and Peeta

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2011 08:30:43 April 18, 2011 08:30:43

Vanessa Hudgens seemed to be more into her wardrobe than the music this weekend at Coachella though I suppose she’s not the only one who priorities the clothes over the artists. I mean, they kinda all do. And, well, if the Hoff is showing up at Coachella now, what does that say about Coachella? That question for another time. Full Story

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The hands, the author, hatemail, and puppy-off!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2011 07:49:00 April 18, 2011 07:49:00

Reese Witherspoon and Robert Pattinson premiered Water For Elephants in New York last night. I imagine the MiniVan Majority is eating up that white embroidered dress of hers. If ever there was a dress to campaign on…. But, um, speaking of dresses … The author of Water For Elephants Sara Gruen, should we take a moment to look at hers? I just want to say that a black cocktail with a really great pair of shoes never hurt anyone, you know? Also, as you can see, Pattinson’s freaky tea-pouring hand showed up too. Full Story

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Porny confuses Tongues & Necks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2011 06:48:20 April 18, 2011 06:48:20

There was an article that appeared on People.com late Friday. Porny talked to the magazine about her wedding dress, what she’s looking for, what she has in mind. Oh la. Apparently Porny does NOT want to look “top heavy” (since when???) and as such, is considering something with a v-neck or a scoop neck. Full Story

Madge breaks up with Kab?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2011 06:31:37 April 18, 2011 06:31:37

The origin of the story is a UK tabloid so…you know. But they claim to have seen her last week in London hanging out at Opus Dei. So now they think she’s breaking up with Kabbalah and reconnecting with her Catholic roots, albeit a much more conservative, reportedly rigid branch. Madonna has ostensibly become disappointed with Kab after the organisation bungled the school project Full Story

April 18, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2011 06:20:12 April 18, 2011 06:20:12

Congratulations Kyra K on the new job that will find you arguing appeals in the Supreme Court of Canada! Shannon says she’ll be showing up to fangirl you while you’re stomping the sh-t out of that courtroom, like the way Dumbledore kicked ass over the Wizengamot! Happy Birthday Rachel, the most wonderful mom to Miss Brooklyn who in turn is the luckiest girl in the world. Full Story