Porny hides her ring...and not

November 22, 2010 08:20:26 Posted at November 22, 2010 08:20:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson arrived in New York last night with her fiancé/professional escort and her father. This combination... I mean... How would you like to hang out permanently with your fiance and your father? Look at the two of them side by side. They’re starting to have the same thighs. Gross. Full Story

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Rebound over

November 22, 2010 07:38:13 Posted at November 22, 2010 07:38:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

British gossips are reporting that Kate Winslet’s post-divorce hookup with model Louis Dowler is done, that she took what she wanted from their four month romance, and has ended it now because she wants “to be alone” and to focus on her children. Dowler was apparently expecting to follow Winslet to Chicago where she’ll be shooting Contagion. Full Story

Spon`d Tingles:AMEX Potentialists travel the world

November 22, 2010 07:31:00 Posted at November 22, 2010 07:31:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last week we introduced the American Express Canada “Potentialist” – They are often ambitious people who are rethinking what life is all about and are finding ways to enrich their lives through meaningful experiences. For some it’s about the challenge of learning new skills or exploring new places as ways of expanding their lives. Full Story

They love Anne Hathaway

November 22, 2010 07:09:24 Posted at November 22, 2010 07:09:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well they must, right? Because finally Saturday Night Live delivered a strong episode this weekend, probably the first strong episode of the season, with several very good skits – almost all of them were good, actually – and a great Update featuring Jay Pharoah’s killer Thanksgiving rap. Full Story

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November 22, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

November 22, 2010 06:37:32 Posted at November 22, 2010 06:37:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is for Jen in New Zealand who’s a little down, who feels left behind, who misses friends and mom, and it keeps raining in Dunedin. You asked Duana for more funny baby videos – I’m sure she has an entire library full of them but this is one of her favourites. You’ve probably seen it before many times but even if you have, or just in case you haven’t, check it out below because it actually gets funnier on multiple viewings. Full Story

Friday, November 19, 2010

Dear Gossips,

So...? Did you line up at midnight? Did you love it so much? Are you going back again this weekend? Our kids, they can act now, right? They were so great together, right? You don’t want it to be over, right? Thanks to all of you who’ve been sending me the video of Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, and Tom Felton speaking American.  Read Full Intro

JailBait jealousy

November 19, 2010 13:58:25 Posted at November 19, 2010 13:58:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

JailBait is just days away from no longer being JailBait. Miley Cyrus turns 18 on Tuesday. And she’s single now, having split again from Liam Hemsworth. Liam was spotted the other night leaving Las Palmas in Hollywood with a blonde who kept looking away from the camera like she really wanted to look into the camera. Full Story

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JT is a bottom

November 19, 2010 13:12:20 Posted at November 19, 2010 13:12:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

“In case you're wondering, Travolta is a bottom.” This might be my favourite sentence of all time. Thanks to all of you who’ve sent it along. I read it while eating my lunch – Gawker’s article on the Secret Sex Live of John Travolta – and I don’t think I want to read anything else all day. Full Story

Those are big shorts. For him.

November 19, 2010 12:45:56 Posted at November 19, 2010 12:45:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On days when I need a quick pick-me-up, I have list of Happy Shots. Images that instantly and reliably make me laugh. Jessica Simpson’s high waisted horrors, Tom Cruise looking like he’s having a wank in Rolling Stone, Liza Minnelli and David Gest’s wedding photo, there are about a dozen of them that always do the job. Full Story

He could be Haymitch too

November 19, 2010 12:23:46 Posted at November 19, 2010 12:23:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As noted previously in posts about The Hunger Games, my pick for Haymitch is Philip Seymour Hoffman. That said, Paul Giamatti works too. So many articles about Giamatti reference the fact that he’s not a pretty guy. Thing is though, he gets more, and lately better, than most of the pretty guys in the business. Full Story

Jen’s movie wardrobe

November 19, 2010 11:34:12 Posted at November 19, 2010 11:34:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They’re styling her beautifully on this film. Maybe that’s why she works so much. For the clothes. I’m joking, haters. Chill your ass. But at the same time, if that’s the criteria, imagine if she took a guest spot on Gossip Girl? OMG. Lily Van der Woodsen’s long lost sister. Full Story

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