Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2011 10:53:44 April 11, 2011 10:53:44

I want you to look at this and then go kiss yourself in the mirror (Dlisted)

I don’t mean to be a horrible bitch, and Tina Fey would disapprove, but I can’t stop staring at the skin right above the band of her bikini (The Superficial)

Britney moves, before and after. Seriously, there are more than a hundred steps missing (Popeater)

Christie Brinkley looks really, really good. In a preserved by gin kind of way, right? (Hollywood Tuna)

MUST SEE: Sean Penn tries to keep up with his young Scarlett and her foot running (Pop Sugar)

Sofia Vergara and the Stooges (Just Jared)

Natalie Portman approves of eggs again (Cele|bitchy)

Damn if only Scott Caan were taller (Socialite Life)

Kate Bosworth is topless, but notice how strategically nothing xrated is actually showing? Coincidence or conspiracy? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

You probably hate it but omg I have to have this dress (I'm Not Obsessed)

Dear Old Mom and Dad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2011 10:34:10 April 11, 2011 10:34:10

Written by Duana Hoorah! This week’s episode is new! I’m fainting with anticipation. Okay, here we go – previously, when we caught VD (thanks, viral marketing!), Vampires and Werewolves used to roam freely until the Shaman put a curse on them. Full Story

Annie on the carpet wearing glasses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2011 09:17:03 April 11, 2011 09:17:03

If there’s anything I would change about myself, in an instant, it would be my eyesight. I desperately want laser eye correction. Duana’s had it for years. So jealous. F-cking hate contact lenses. Sh-t gets in there all the time, and it’s a goddamn pain in the ass and if only I could I would walk around in glasses always like I do when I’m at home or out running errands. Full Story

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Robin, Evan, James

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2011 07:59:38 April 11, 2011 07:59:38

Robin Wright, James McAvoy, and Evan Rachel Wood were in Washington, DC yesterday for the premiere of The Conspirator at Ford’s Theatre. The film is about Lincoln’s assassination and the only female co-conspirator (played by Wright) charged with plotting the President’s murder. Robin, I think, is one of the few women who can pull off this shag. Full Story

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Superman finally gets a little interesting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2011 07:45:00 April 11, 2011 07:45:00

Written by Sarah After a month of speculation as to who would be Superman’s archnemesis in Zack Snyder’s reboot—Viggo Mortensen or Michael Shannon - Boardwalk Empire creeper Shannon has landed the role of General Zod. Full Story

Down one orange jumpsuit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2011 06:22:35 April 11, 2011 06:22:35

If you are just getting into Misfits, please note there is a MAJOR spoiler below. Might want to avoid. If you are not yet into Misfits, I will keep yelling at you to get into it because, well, frankly, the longer you put it off, the longer you’re depriving yourself of amazing, irreverent, no dancing sh-t tv. Full Story

18 days

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2011 06:15:31 April 11, 2011 06:15:31

It’s their final official engagement together before the Wedding. The wedding is 18 days away. Today Prince William and Kate Middleton were in Darwen, Lancashire for the opening of a school. And, well, since it’s the UK and since it’s April, it was raining. Kate held her own black umbrella. Full Story

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April 11, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2011 06:03:40 April 11, 2011 06:03:40

To Jennifer from Marisa – Happy Birthday Sisy! Hope you had an amazing weekend! Congratulations Jen W on the birth of your second child with love from Cheryl who wants some cuddle time with the new baby! Happy Birthday Linda N from Ottawa! Thank you for all these years. SO many years, I owe you! And have a great time in New York. Full Story

Friday, April 8, 2011

Dear Gossips,

There was a feature on People.com this week about Beauties at 25 – a gallery of 25 of what they consider to be “hottest” celebrities who turn 25 in 2011. Some trick called Kendra Wilkinson made the list.  Read Full Intro

I love you so much don’t you know don’t you know?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2011 12:28:51 April 8, 2011 12:28:51

Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez hit the gym together in New York the other day. The MLB season is officially underway. So she’s fangirl #1, hoping to finally prove that her love can be just as winning as Kate Hudson’s. Just look at the support. It’s all over her face. I adore you. You’re so great. Full Story