November 7, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2011 14:07:54 November 7, 2011 14:07:54

Please vote for Walter if you haven’t yet already! Walter comes to Covenant House and comforts our youth. Walter gives a lot every day. Click here to support him. And don’t forget Calgary- it’s Boobyball on Wednesday night! Take care of your breasts! Click here Full Story

Friday, November 4, 2011

Dear Gossips,

If Justin Bieber refuses to submit to a DNA test to prove he is or isn’t the father of Mariah’s baby - I can’t say her name without cracking up - does that automatically make him the father of Mariah’s baby? Because he’s afraid to prove he’s not? Let’s play armchair talent manager, shall we? Because while it might be easy enough to pee in a cup and verify that he didn’t give her his virginity in the span of 30 seconds while “f-cking the sh-t” out of her in a backstage bathroom, it also sets a precedent that anyone who comes forward with a paternity claim can eat up your time and resources, set your agenda.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2011 17:44:33 November 4, 2011 17:44:33

Check out Sasha on Emma Stone’s coat and big bottom jeans over in LifeStyle

The cutest video you’ll see all week. Look at his serious but badass face! (Dlisted)

OK Olivia Munn…this is kinda awesome. Who else? Who else?! (The Superficial)

JLo is looking for new talent…by showing them her abs (Pop Sugar)

I might have to watch Glee for this episode (Towleroad)

This is too close to Halloween and a bumblebee costume I think (Hollywood Tuna)

Michelle Williams sings as Marilyn Monroe (Just Jared)

What?! Madonna hit on Chris Martin and that’s why Gwyneth broke up with her??? (Cele|bitchy)

SJP is in Melbourne right now. Here’s what she should be doing instead of hanging out with Elizabeth Hurley and that vile Shane Warne (The Travel Presse)

For real. I thought this was Kellan Lutz. Haaahahahaahahahh! (Moe Jackson)

It’s official: Katherine Heigl and her mother must share clothes (Go Fug Yourself)

H7 makes mom look so pretty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2011 17:35:33 November 4, 2011 17:35:33
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Splash

Victoria watched David play last night. Her sons and Harper Seven came with her. And they were joined by Victoria’s friend Eva Longoria. They both had good hair. And makeup. Especially Posh. This particular style she’s wearing right now, and the length, Olsen twins style, really works for her. She looks really, really good, non? Beautiful, actually. Full Story

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Hey kids, meet Mr Rocknroll

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2011 16:31:51 November 4, 2011 16:31:51
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PPNY/GSNY/Splash

Kate Winslet and her kids were in New York yesterday, spending time with her new boyfriend Ned Rocknroll. Ned’s not exactly, um, the most robust name to begin with. And then there’s that f-cking Rocknroll situation which... Don’t ask me to get over it. The day we get over a guy changing his name to Ned Rocknroll is the day we give in to stupid. Full Story

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Going to The Night Circus

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2011 16:16:33 November 4, 2011 16:16:33

Book Review: The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern I’ve been thinking here in the Maldives how much I would have enjoyed The Night Circus on the beach. How I would have ripped through it the way a beach book should read. How it would have possibly cost me a sunburn. You don’t stop and savour and take your time with The Night Circus. Full Story

Just missing GOOP... and Drew

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2011 16:03:25 November 4, 2011 16:03:25
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If you’ve been reading my blog long enough, you know I have a thing about celebrities being friends. To the point where I would actually spy. Like install listening and recording devices at dinner. What were Cameron Diaz and Reese Witherspoon talking about last night? They were together at a restaurant in Brentwood last night. Full Story

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Nicholas Hoult, cute zombie

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 4, 2011 15:54:00 November 4, 2011 15:54:00

Lainey emailed me about the first promotional image of Warm Bodies, a bit confused about the plot, and wanted me to write about it, because, as she said, I have a “PhD in zombie”. Of course my first thought was, Oh my god I WISH I could get a real PhD in zombie. The ball’s in your court, universities. Full Story

Does Ringer Love You?

Duana Posted by Duana at November 4, 2011 15:05:46 November 4, 2011 15:05:46

Ringer Season 1 Episode 7 recap A couple of days ago, I was writing about how it’s strange when the audience on a show knows more than the characters. Um, Ringer does not give me that problem.   You guys, this show is so messed up.  You never know what you know is true, what’s a lie, what you’ve been shown already that can be erased and redone and reshown to be the truth, to make you look like you don’t know what you thought you knew. Full Story

Kristen Stewart: so beautiful, all smiles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2011 14:57:49 November 4, 2011 14:57:49
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As noted yesterday in the Twi-Hard Immortal article, Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner had their hand and footprints cemented in Hollywood. It was worth it for the crazies in attendance. Not only because their beloved story was commemorated forever at the historic Grauman’s, but also because Stewart and Pattinson were very, very cute together, no longer as reticent, particularly on her part, to behave as a couple. Full Story

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