The Jolie and the children go bowling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2011 10:16:13 June 30, 2011 10:16:13

In Malta today, Angelina Jolie took the children bowling while Brad Pitt’s at work on World War Z. She’s holding one of the twins, I think the male, and a nanny is holding the other. I can never tell them apart. From their sister Shiloh too. Now I’m sure now I’ll get several angry emails from Brangelunatics insisting they look nothing alike. Full Story

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Freedom: just in time for the weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2011 08:55:34 June 30, 2011 08:55:34

Lindsay LOHAN was released from house arrest yesterday. Her 25th birthday is on Saturday. Great timing. There was a really funny story that LOHAN’s people fed to TMZ yesterday about her being afraid to go out because of the paps. At the time, they insisted that LOHAN would be staying home for a while. Full Story

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Michael Bay, 3D, and the will of the artist

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2011 08:13:00 June 30, 2011 08:13:00

Written by Sarah Earlier this week Michael Bay sent a letter to the projectionists at movie theaters, imploring them to screen Transformers 3 with the 3D specs he specified. If you haven’t heard of this controversy: as 3D has gained popularity with filmmakers and audiences (though I would say that audience interest is waning), movie theaters have invested a ton of money into getting the newest and best in 3D technology—new projectors, new light bulbs, new lenses, special training for projectionists on how to operate the equipment. Full Story

Will you make more music now that you’re a mogul?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2011 07:34:24 June 30, 2011 07:34:24

MySpace was floundering. An online advertising company called Specific Networks has just acquired it for the bargain price of $35 million. I am not being sarcastic. That’s not a lot of money in business, and certainly not when you consider that Facebook, which is considering filing for initial public offering, is getting valued at anywhere between $50 - $100 BILLION. Full Story

Waiting for Catherine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2011 07:14:35 June 30, 2011 07:14:35

Will and Kate will arrive in Ottawa today around 2pm ET and will visit the National War Memorial. From there they’ll hit up a welcome ceremony at Rideau Hall and then it’s a Celebration of Youth Barbecue. It’s quite a full day but they’ll have a lighter one tomorrow. Also I’m wondering how many times she’ll change and whether she’ll do it in between events. Full Story

June 30, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2011 07:01:54 June 30, 2011 07:01:54

To Jewell and Jillian – you will ALWAYS be ROYALTY to your Auntie Kiki and the most special dancers to your family. I’m sorry you won’t be able to perform for William and Catherine but these things have a way of working themselves out to benefit you in the long run. So… enjoy the day off instead! And for Maree in Sydney from your boyfriend Luke who feels so very lucky to have you and loves you a LOT. Full Story

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Transformers 3 opens today. Or it opened today. Midnight showings. They say it’s supposed to make $50 million. In ONE DAY. And all of that is going to Michael Bay’s ego. Transformers 3 is also currently earning a 36% rating on Rotten Tomatoes  Read Full Intro

Couples doppelganging

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2011 13:59:41 June 29, 2011 13:59:41

When you go into the database of a photo agency, the pictures come up slightly bigger than thumbnail size. I also have bad eyes so often I either can’t make out who it is at first glance or I get it completely wrong. Today I went into the agency and took a quick look at these shots and wondered to myself how I could have possibly missed the news that Kristen Stewart is dating Scott Speedman. Full Story

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GOOP is the new Moss?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2011 12:43:03 June 29, 2011 12:43:03

While Kate Moss prepares for her wedding this weekend, Gwyneth Paltrow is having dinner with Kate’s former business partner Sir Philip Green, better known as the guy who owns Topshop. As you know, Kate’s final collection for Topshop was released late last year. As you also know, GOOP is putting her name on everything these days. Full Story

The Only Kate in London is getting married

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2011 11:37:00 June 29, 2011 11:37:00

Warning: NSFW! Did you see that meme that went around after the Royal Wedding? It was taken from an ad from a few years ago. AMAZING, right??? Kate Moss will marry Jamie Hince this weekend. And that will overshadow the Monte Carlo wedding too. It’s to take place at her Cotswolds home. Apparently she’s throwing money at caterers and event planners, trucking in hundreds upon hundreds of bottles of champagne and Grey Goose and Red Bull so that no one goes to sleep. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2011 10:52:51 June 29, 2011 10:52:51

This might be my favourite, favourite Lenny Kravitz photo of all time (Dlisted)

Quentin Tarantino feels about toe jam the way I feel about wasabi peas (The Superficial)

Paz will always find a way to show you her ass crack (Celebuzz)

This looks SO uncomfortable (Hollywood Tuna)

I just don’t believe you can wear heels with EVERYTHING (Pop Sugar)

Chris Martin continues his current hotness in his video (Just Jared)

The Italian Queen’s mother has been unleashed (Cele|bitchy)

Jakey and the Bear and his balls! (Towleroad)

Say it in a teen way: as IF Shia LaBeouf is hotter than the Biebs (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I am TIRED of looking at January Jones’s baby bump (Celebrity Baby Scoop)