Taylor Kitsch and the John Carter Curse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2012 17:10:41 March 5, 2012 17:10:41

This movie seems doomed. It’s been plagued by bad press. People keep mocking the trailer. And now just 4 days before it opens, the movie’s star, Taylor Kitsch, is making headlines for a PR f-ck up that’s turned into an international incident.OK fine, I’m exaggerating. But not really. Last week TK appeared on Letterman. Full Story

Michelle Williams & Jason Segel...?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2012 16:41:57 March 5, 2012 16:41:57
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ExclusiveMichelle Williams and Jason Segel looked like they were on a date last week at Chateau Marmont. At first they were there with Busy Phillips. Busy left early. Michelle and Jason stayed on their own for a few hours after. She was in great spirits. He made her laugh a lot. They drank several glasses of wine, she chained off several cigarettes, seemed very relaxed, and happy. Full Story

The Walking Dead Episode 11: Let’s stand around and talk some more

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 5, 2012 16:22:07 March 5, 2012 16:22:07
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The Walking Dead Season 2 Episode 11 recap Daryl is in charge of torturing Randall. Poor Randall. He probably wishes Rick left him to the zombies at this point. Randall says there are 30 men in the group he came from, heavily armed. He alludes to the group assaulting a survivor’s teenage daughters. This hits Daryl really, really hard. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan’s meaningless SNL

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2012 15:43:25 March 5, 2012 15:43:25
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I was at a junket on Saturday waiting with other reporters when the subject of Lindsay Lohan came up. Almost everyone agreed that she would be solid that night on SNL. And then we disagreed on whether or not it would mean anything, lead to a career comeback. There were 6 of us. Curiously, both Canadians were of the opinion that even if Lohan was awesome, it still wouldn’t make a difference because her face is now too far gone to recover, to put her in contention for any significant roles beyond “prostitute junkie sister who helps main character escape”. Full Story

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Friday, March 2, 2012

Dear Gossips,

So. Will you be able to resist Saturday Night Live this weekend? Will it make you feel better to record it on your PVR and watch it a day later just to say you only put it on when there was nothing else to do on a Sunday afternoon? My excuse is that I have to.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Jacek Posted by Jacek at March 2, 2012 21:43:01 March 2, 2012 21:43:01

Lainey’s in transit so I leave you with these profound thoughts for the weekend. Thanks for visiting!  See you Monday. - Jacek

A whole lot of goodness in this Photoshop piece (Dlisted)

Selena flashes a lot of parts for someone who just turned legal. I feel like hanging my head in shame each time I look (The Superficial)

I thought someone threw a tablecloth at her mid-picture at first until I saw the full set and realized it was permanently suspended “mid-pelvis” (Go Fug Yourself)

Clearly “Holiday on Ice” is not targeted at children (Hollywood Tuna)

Jessica Simpson looking very pregnant and equally uncomfortable (Pop Sugar)

Brooklyn Decker in much less revealing yellow than she’s remembered for (Just Jared)

Lindsay’s face over the years. Unbelievable. (Cele|bitchy)

I think I’ve said this before, but I’ll say it again. Maria MenounYES! (Egotastic!)

James Franco’s man-tits.  Ouch. (Towleroad)

Anne Hathaway’s bionic arms (photo)…and her thoughts on Lilo (Evil Beet Gossip)

Hotter and hotter, right?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2012 20:25:50 March 2, 2012 20:25:50
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Coldplay performed on GMA this morning.Is it just me or is Chris Martin getting more and more attractive... (when he’s not being the dick who runs away from his wife)? Looks like the Martins are all over daytime TV today. Gwyneth appeared with her best friend Mario Batali on The Chew. My friend Lara messaged me to say that she keeps talking about spelt and all of them are fawning over her like she's a royal. Full Story

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JLo’s look of pride

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2012 18:59:39 March 2, 2012 18:59:39
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All the American Idol people went out for dinner last night. JLo, who is incapable of slumming down every situation these days, was accompanied by the backup dancer. It really, really grosses me out the way he looks in his pants. This of course is totally not how she feels. Check out her face in the passenger seat, gazing at him on the driver side, like full of pride at her boyfriend driving a car he can’t afford. Full Story

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Offspring Rock Band

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2012 18:02:24 March 2, 2012 18:02:24
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Brad Pitt took his oldest Maddox music shopping yesterday. They bought a guitar and an amplifier. This fuels my dreams of a Celebrity Offspring Rock Band starring MJP as the founding member.Should we screenplay this fantasy?The son of Hollywood’s Royal Couple starts a super group after falling in love with the daughter of another star union. Full Story

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