Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2011 19:43:56 December 5, 2011 19:43:56

The Snuggie for girls who don’t eat  (Dlisted

Cavalli looks like he wants to eat Tiger’s ex-wife (The Superficial)

Tom Cruise at the most romantic place in the world (Pop Sugar)

Ryan Gosling’s found “the one”? (Celebedge)

Justin Bieber’s son is really cute (Hollywood Tuna)

Olivia Wilde got ANOTHER job (Just Jared)

Viggo hates high maintenance actors (Cele|bitchy)

Jakey’s boot/pants combination is making me sad (Socialite Life)

I feel like real models don’t cover magazines anymore (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Marky Mark’s regrets (I'm Not Obsessed)

Jessica Biel and the Food Interview

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2011 18:12:05 December 5, 2011 18:12:05

Last May I wrote an article about how actresses seem to be making a point of talking about food and their positive relationship to it in their interviews these days, as if to sell us on the notion that they actually DO eat. Click here for a refresher. Jessica Biel is the latest to go there, to discuss food like it’s something she has in common with you. Full Story

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Photo Assumption: What Karl’s doll thinks of Shelfy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2011 17:54:51 December 5, 2011 17:54:51

Also on Wetten Dass in Germany the other day, the most random collection of guests...And for part of the program, Jessica Biel was seated next to Karl Lagerfeld. Needless to say, there’s some selective photo editing happening here on my part but, you know, on the one hand you have a collection of guests were are charismatic and entertaining and then there’s Shelfy, who’s less interesting than Karl’s doll and who’s never provided a witty or clever sound-bite in her life. Full Story

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Photo Assumption: What Lenny thinks of Shelfy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2011 17:35:24 December 5, 2011 17:35:24

On Wetten Dass in Germany the other day...Lenny Kravitz looks thoroughly depressed that a girl as gorgeous as Jessica Biel can be so f-cking boring. You see how he seems much more engaged when talking to everyone, ANYONE, else? There are a couple of shots involving Shelfy that totally crack me up. More on the way, and then a post about the food thing. Full Story

Chosen One is a gangster

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2011 16:48:54 December 5, 2011 16:48:54
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Angelina Jolie took numbers 2, 3, and 4 to see The Muppets the other day. Please. You need an adult version of Miss Zahara’s camel coat, don’t you? I need an adult version of the Chosen One Shiloh’s badass little motorocycle boots that she’s wearing gangster styles under a pair of grey slacks, a fake tie t-shirt, and a baggy black hoodie that she may have inherited from her big brother Maddox. Full Story

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Hall or Hayley?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2011 15:34:57 December 5, 2011 15:34:57

I loved Rebecca Hall. A lot. But less, or maybe not at all, after she and Sam Mendes have admitted they’ve been involved now for some time. Click here for refresher. I don’t like the idea that she was waiting around, hoping around, for a married man. Full Story

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Fassy or Coop?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2011 15:05:40 December 5, 2011 15:05:40
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Michael Fassbender was named Best Actor last night at the Moet British Independent Film Awards in London. Shame just opened in North America in limited release to a very healthy box office. So it was a good weekend. This is for Sarah from Cinesnark Full Story

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Meryl in the middle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2011 14:35:35 December 5, 2011 14:35:35
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Could this be the year after so many years? I dunno. I mean, she’s Meryl Streep. She is extraordinary. But there are many members of the Academy keenly aware that, really, she already has two of them. Still, a lot of it seems to be falling in the right place. Meryl was in Washington this weekend for the Kennedy Centre Honours alongside fellow recipients Neil Diamond, Barbara Cook, Yo-Yo Ma, and Sonny Rollins. Full Story

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December 5, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2011 14:15:29 December 5, 2011 14:15:29

Johnny Hadyn used to be an entertainer. He’s 85 now. Back in the day, he recorded a couple of tracks onto a 45, one of them was a Christmas song. Johnny’s granddaughter Jenn recently uploaded his Jolly, Jolly Fat Man (Ho Ho Ho) onto YouTube and the family is hoping to get to 1,000 views so that they can surprise him with it as his Christmas gift. Full Story

Friday, December 2, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Britney Jean Spears was born 30 years ago today. Don’t roll your eyes. Because even if you don’t care anymore - and many people would stand up in a room with cameras rolling and declare, proudly, that they still do (hi Dean!) - at one point during the 12 years she’s been famous (OMG I am old), you did care, a LOT, at least for 5 minutes.  Read Full Intro

Proposal imminent

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2011 21:21:03 December 2, 2011 21:21:03
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A couple of weeks ago - seriously, like 2 weeks ago - JLo told Ryan Seacrest there was no one serious in her life. Really? Because JLo doesn’t know how to do “not serious”. JLo doesn’t understand dating casually. JLo doesn’t rebound, she remarries. And she and Casper Smart have not been apart now for weeks. Full Story