Janet is thin again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2011 09:02:07 May 20, 2011 09:02:07

It’s a cycle every two years or so. Janet Jackson goes militant and loses a lot of weight and takes her top off for the cover of some magazine, and then a year later, she’s covered up in sweats not wanting to be photographed. Don’t sh-t on me for making it an issue. I’m only making it an issue because SHE makes it one when she grants an interview to some glossy about how she’s finally found the formula to “stay fit forever!!!” Here’s Janet at AMFAR last night at the Hotel du Cap looking svelte and ageless. Full Story

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Scarlett’s boyfriend's Canadian tuxedo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2011 08:35:00 May 20, 2011 08:35:00

Sean Penn is killing it in Cannes today. Check him out working denim on denim, posing with some hip-jutting attitude at the photo call for This Must Be The Place. He plays Cheyenne, an aging goth rocker looking for the Nazi who tortured his dad. I want you to watch this clip before reading the rest. Ok so Frances McDormand? She plays his WIFE, a firefighter in Dublin, in the film. Full Story

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Lawrence on Letterman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2011 08:03:46 May 20, 2011 08:03:46

Jennifer Lawrence appeared on Letterman last night. It was a great interview. 20 years old and she laid down an awesome interview on Letterman that earned her a kiss on the hand. Well done. She’s poised but she’s not, like, overly produced and automatic. She’s not Taylor Lautner, she’s not Dakota Fanning, she’s not from Disney, there’s personality there, and a lot of wit, and a brain – quick, funny, confident, but not cocky, incredibly sexy… and you can tell, Dave was charmed. Full Story

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Why should you be the heir to the Magnum fortune?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2011 07:51:00 May 20, 2011 07:51:00

Pippy & Gaga Saturday night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2011 07:34:06 May 20, 2011 07:34:06

Not gonna lie. Am pretty excited for Saturday Night Live tomorrow, the season finale with host Justin Timberlake and musical guest Lady Gaga. Only… I heard they’re reviving the Dick In a Box situation? I mean if you go there, you have to make sure it’s a grand slam, you know what I mean? Still, Justin never disappoints on SNL. Full Story

May 20, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2011 07:24:31 May 20, 2011 07:24:31

Congratulations Ayli on your wedding this Sunday from your Maid of Honour and Soulmate Bestie who says you would enjoy some Shemar Moore on the last of you single days? Giv’er! To Pam W with love from Kelly S who says you introduced her to my blog at an internet café in the Old City of Jerusalem in 2007? I love that that’s where we met! Heard that it’s been kinda rough for you lately. Full Story

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Thursday, May 19, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Everyone is talking about Arnold Schwarzenegger’s housekeeper baby mother. And the photos, we will be inundated with new photos. Maria Shriver will continue to be embarrassed by new photos. I’m sure I don’t have to tell you what so many have been saying  Read Full Intro

Bright lips take a break for AMFAR

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2011 13:27:53 May 19, 2011 13:27:53

The AMFAR gala is happening tonight in Cannes. We usually always cover this event but this year, we were only staying a week at the festival and, fortunately – or unfortunately if my etalk boss is reading, ha! – this time our trip didn’t include this party. I say that selfishly because the guest list for AMFAR is usually really prime and even if the celebrities don’t stop for interviews – most of the good ones don’t – the gala is good for some great b-roll that we can use throughout the year. Full Story

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Dressing your sister, summer flats

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2011 13:08:58 May 19, 2011 13:08:58

Written by Sasha My sister asked me AGAIN today what to do about "good" jeans. She asks me this question at least once a week. She needs more options and an update. She is a young 42!, not overly trendy, but always looks well put-together. Full Story

Leo, Bob, Sean, and Ryan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2011 11:58:32 May 19, 2011 11:58:32

Sean Penn was honoured last night at the Cinema For Peace inaugural Cannes dinner for his work in Haiti. Leonardo DiCaprio made the introduction. And the two were seated beside this year’s Jury President Robert DeNiro. Well that must have been a conversation. OMG! This Boy’s Life! At times Bob and Leo seemed to be deep in conversation. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2011 11:38:15 May 19, 2011 11:38:15

Pippa’s hot ass in jeans (The Superficial)

Jennifer Aniston dating a writer/actor or you probably know him as Carrie’s boyfriend with the premature ejaculation problem (Dlisted)

Beatrice’s hat really does have the last laugh (Popeater)

See what happens when you stand next to models? (Hollywood Tuna)

I need to see more of Penelope Cruz in those coveralls (Pop Sugar)

Keira Knightley flaunts (Just Jared)

Penelope’s skin… has never been better (Popoholic)

Robert Pattinson is super sweet to a fan (Celebuzz)

Much love to Armie Hammer. But why do I feel like he’s stalking Ryan Gosling’s projects? (Pink Is The New Blog)

Totally. TOTALLY. (Go Fug Yourself