I miss Megan Fox

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2011 10:11:58 May 19, 2011 10:11:58

Please. You might be wondering what sentence you just read. I’m still wondering what sentence I just wrote. Michael Bay has a way of turning your sh-t around in ways you least expect it to. Would you ever have expected to MISS Megan Fox? Or to, in comparison, actually appreciate her acting ability? Rosie Huntington-Whiteley makes Megan Fox look like Helen Mirren. Full Story

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The Annual Tradition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2011 09:34:17 May 19, 2011 09:34:17

I’m so happy to be home. Cannes was a great work trip, and we got a lot of sh-t done, and a lot of gossip gathered, but I was cursed the entire time. Not just my laptop either. Will explain later. But while I’m delighted to be back in Vancouver, I am a little sad that I left Cannes without a Roberto Cavalli sighting. Full Story

Kirsten’s Melancholia, Charlotte’s bump

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2011 08:49:00 May 19, 2011 08:49:00

The last time Lars Von Trier came to Cannes, a lot of movie people stormed out the theatre, expressing disgust with Antichrist. He reacted as he does. Like people don’t get him. Like an auteur misunderstood. Some would say that’s how he gets off. And yesterday he pushed that too far. During a press conference for his new film Melancholia, which is receiving some very good reviews, and in competition this year, Von Trier first decided to publicly discuss Kirsten Dunst’s struggle with depression, and then went off on a ramble about Jews and Nazis and Hitler. Full Story

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Internat`l Designer Brands, No Internat`l Hassles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2011 08:13:12 May 19, 2011 08:13:12

The 80s in Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2011 07:51:12 May 19, 2011 07:51:12

The Hollywood Reporter honoured Jodie Foster yesterday in Cannes at the Martinez. Rob Lowe was there to give a toast. The Hotel New Hampshire! I didn’t understand it the first time I watched it. Um, I was 11. It just made me horny. Then I went over a friend’s in university ten years later and we decided to rent it on a Friday night. Full Story

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This is Katniss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2011 07:15:04 May 19, 2011 07:15:04

So this is what happened when I was in flight yesterday. Entertainment Weekly has the exclusive first look at Jennifer Lawrence as Katniss Everdeen in the movie adaptation of The Hunger Games. Thank you for your emails and your reactions. And my reaction? Medium. Does that count as a reaction? I think they’re going in the right direction. Full Story

May 19, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2011 06:57:17 May 19, 2011 06:57:17

Happy 22nd Birthday Vanessa E with love from Maria L who said she’d normally request Robert Pattinson for you but prefers Cory Monteith. I agree! Here’s Cory at the Fox Upfronts the other day. To Dawn – Happy Belated Birthday! Has it stopped raining? Jensen Ackles is attached. And Happy Anniversary to Linda and Keisha! The picture says it all. Full Story

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Aaaaaand, my backup laptop has arrived. Aaaaaand, I’m also leaving today. Still, it feels good to be on a proper keyboard. The Mighty Opes is taping the very last of her shows this week. They filled the United Centre in Chicago yesterday for a massive farewell featuring some of her favourite celebrities including Tom Hanks, Tom Cruise, and Katie Holmes, and Madonna, Beyonce, Halle Berry and more, with taped messages from many, many others.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2011 13:20:18 May 18, 2011 13:20:18

Lainey’s in the air over somewhere NWT at the moment, so we’re calling it a day after Tingles. Back to normal tomorrow. And in case you’re wondering, no, Lainey will not be back in time to make it the Canucks game tonight. - Jacek

Clearly the Governor has THICK, THICK boob goggles (Dlisted)

Live what you wear (The Superficial)

Didn’t he say he’d shut up and step aside at some point? (Popeater)

The Italian Queen in a bikini (Hollywood Tuna)

Still recovering from those red carpet shots of her. Here’s Bar at night (Pop Sugar)

Melancholia photo call. The presser turned into quite the sh-t show (Just Jared)

Camilla’s campaign to win fans continues (Cele|bitchy)

Leann Rimes looking really really fat (Evil Beet Gossip)

Can’t decide between looking at her face, or these. Both options are a horror show (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I WENT TO FILM SCHOOL graduates! Watch out now! (Towleroad)

These two matter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2011 12:24:00 May 18, 2011 12:24:00

There was a screening for Love, Wedding, Marriage last night. Mandy Moore is the lead. It's apparently available on demand right now and will open in limited release next week. Obviously because the anticipation for it is so high. I mean, with Kellan Lutz as the romantic interest and Jessica Szohr in the best friend role? Please. Full Story

Rachel & Michael in NYC

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2011 12:07:15 May 18, 2011 12:07:15

Midnight in Paris screened in New York last night. Rachel McAdams and Michael Sheen were there. Then it appeared she changed and then they went out somewhere else. They were holding hands at first and then let go once they saw photographers. Rachel and Michael have been together since last week in Cannes promoting the film which is where they made their first red carpet appearance. Full Story

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