Holiday parties, NYC packing, and leather jackets

November 18, 2010 08:27:03 Posted at November 18, 2010 08:27:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sasha Sasha, Even though the office Christmas party isn't for another month, I have been agonizing over what to wear (partially because there is a cute guy I work with who I want to impress.) What are some appropriate but cute choices? I have been dying to wear a strapless white dress (sounds like a bride dress but trust, it isn't) with a funky belt around it. Full Story

Jakey go away

November 18, 2010 08:13:36 Posted at November 18, 2010 08:13:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m the asshole watching David Letterman last night with a stupid horny grin on my face during Jake Gyllenhaal’s entire interview. He’s too f-cking charming. And it’s not just that he’s hot. It’s not just that he looks so great in Burberry right now, in Burberry practically every day which is how I’d style Jacek if he ever grew some taste. Full Story

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Sponsored Tingles: WIND Mobile Naughty or Nice

November 18, 2010 07:34:00 Posted at November 18, 2010 07:34:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The end of the year is near and Wind Mobile has stepped in to sponsor a year-end wrap for us: who’s been naughty and who’s been nice in 2010. In the world of celebrity, you know there’s plenty of each to pull from. Lilo? Ashton? Mel? And on the other side... Marion? LipGloss? Gosling? We’ll alternate between Naughty and Nice each time. Full Story

With dad and the Italian Queen

November 18, 2010 07:20:04 Posted at November 18, 2010 07:20:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

George Clooney received the Ripple of Hope Award at the Robert F Kennedy Centre for Justice & Human Rights last night in New York. His dad was with him. And the Italian Queen as well. She’s just passed the 18 month mark and there’s no reason to believe she won’t sail through 2 years and beyond. Full Story

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November 18, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

November 18, 2010 07:02:22 Posted at November 18, 2010 07:02:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Sherilyn from the Kiwi who requested for you some Daniel Craig, Viggo Mortensen, and Captain Mark Phillips...? You mean Princess Anne’s ex-husband? Dude, Liam said you’re a true individual. Indeed you are. Happy 28th Birthday Carrie!! Enjoy your day’s Smutty Tingles, and all the other treats to be had. Full Story

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Dear Gossips,

So many things... The Sexiest Man Alive is Ryan Reynolds. And Vin Diesel. WTF? We’ll get to that. Suck it motherf-ckers, GOOP was GOOD on Glee last night. Her bent leg cartwheel, her lank I-just-took-out-my-ponytail-hair, how she so earnestly tried to keep up with the dance moves, how her face was not slathered in foundation – admit it, she was good.  Read Full Intro

Dina vs Glee/GOOP

November 17, 2010 14:29:28 Posted at November 17, 2010 14:29:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Some people you love to hate. I love to hate Katherine Heigl. It’s so much fun. And Jessica Biel too. Very entertaining. Many of you feel the same way about Gwyneth Paltrow. I get that. She’s always there, giving you reason. But Dina Lohan, Dina Lohan you can’t love to hate. Dina Lohan you just hate. Full Story

Gran’s granny pants

November 17, 2010 13:00:34 Posted at November 17, 2010 13:00:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Maybe they’re not conventional granny pants, but here they just look so weird to me. Is it the angle? In combination with her turned out feet? That’s one thing about Granny Freeze – it’s what she has in common with Britney Spears. For all the elegance in the world then, it makes for a sh-tty gait. Full Story

UN yes, SMA no

November 17, 2010 12:11:09 Posted at November 17, 2010 12:11:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Two time Sexiest Man Alive George Clooney had no time for frivolity today as he was in New York to meet with the United Nations. George is very important and would rather you think about Sudan than rub yourself to him before you go to bed at night. What? Too crude? Too crude for the Italian Queen? He really should consider bringing the Italian Queen to the UN with him, non? She is clearly gifted. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

November 17, 2010 11:31:08 Posted at November 17, 2010 11:31:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Omg. THIS is the ultimate Twilight representative. (Dlisted)

Errr... Is Leighton Meester trying to suck up to Harvey Weinstein too? (The Superficial)

How DARE the Brits ban Beysus! (Celebuzz)

Comparing Kate and Diana... and virginity! (Popeater)

A demure Megan Fox (Hollywood Tuna)

Jay-Z’s sexy laugh (Pop Sugar)

Jesse Eisenberg and Andrew Garfield and bonus – no Justin Timberlake! (Just Jared)

This, um, area surprises me about Renee Z (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Great. You’re thin. You want a golf clap? (Holy Moly UK)

Twi-Hards will make this a record-setting issue (Cele|bitchy)

Gwyneth Hate: More or Less

November 17, 2010 10:00:41 Posted at November 17, 2010 10:00:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Duana Let’s just get this all out of the way right now. Yes, I have picked at Glee and will continue to do so because it makes some people laugh. It’s also true that I really super-love singing and dancing and all that. Full Story