Friday, April 1, 2011

Dear Gossips,

I’ve yet to open any emails from Duana today re: Grey’s Anatomy because I want to read her piece on last night’s musical episode at the same time you do but if I know her at all, and if she’s still sane, goddamn, I can’t imagine she’ll have anything in the way of positive to say, short of complimenting Sara Ramirez on her voice, because, like…what the f-ck??? I tuned in late, after the hockey game, and caught it just as everything was happening in slow motion while Ramirez was being wheeled into the OR, at one point, sitting on the gurney next to her own character and then everyone busting into song during the actual operation.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2011 13:29:33 April 1, 2011 13:29:33

I guess this means Lady Gaga wouldn’t have invited Christina Aguilera (Dlisted)

Courteney Cox has revisited her definition of “Friends”? (The Superficial)

No surprise. Gwyneth Paltrow’s lineage is better than yours. And Madonna is going to be PISSED that GOOP is closer to Kab than she is. (Jezebel

I want a pair of new white jeans but I’m still trying to decide about the ankle zipper (Hollywood Tuna)

Tom Brady getting warmed up (Pop Sugar

Reese Witherspoon: honeymoon can wait and dinner with Chelsea Handler (Just Jared)

Helen Mirren looks lovely in Las Vegas (Cele|bitchy)

Ok, but JLo, when do you find time to coordinate your manicure? (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

So, you know this creature is giving speeches at university campuses now? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

You know, I don’t actually mind Zac Efron’s facial hair. What’s wrong with me? (Buzznet)

The Hangover 2 Trailer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2011 12:56:00 April 1, 2011 12:56:00

Here’s what I like about it: I like opening with Kanye West. I like looking at Bradley Cooper all sweaty, with shades on, and an open neck shirt, walking in slow motion in front of two other guys. I also like some of Ed Helms’s reactions. And when Galifianakis says “PF Chang’s”, I laughed. Full Story

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The AfterMadth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2011 12:21:40 April 1, 2011 12:21:40

Written by Duana (I certainly hope you groaned at the worst pun I’ve ever made) So – the deal is done! Mad Men is happening! Matthew Weiner’s reported $25-30 million is actually spread over three years, instead of two – so while Seasons 5 and 6 are guaranteed - imagine Joan with a toddler! – Season 7 might not be beyond the realm of possibillty. Full Story

Scarlett’s boyfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2011 11:39:01 April 1, 2011 11:39:01

Here’s Sean Penn walking around Malibu yesterday. He’s, like, Scarlett Johansson’s boyfriend now. This makes me really… embarrassed for her. Can you imagine how she must look up at him? Some kind of god? Can you hear how she must gush over him? He’s so talented. He’s so smart. Full Story

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Blake getting meangirled at Chanel?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2011 10:51:27 April 1, 2011 10:51:27

I’m not trying to diminish her accomplishment but it felt like they were doling out these CinemaCon “Star of Tomorrow” Awards like those snap-snap topless cards constantly distributed on the Strip. If you’ve been to Vegas, you know what I mean. What is that all about anyway? Anyway… Here’s Blake Lively, in red and leggy, receiving her Star of Tomorrow Award last night along with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, the new Transformers girl. Full Story

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Ryan is thin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2011 10:16:53 April 1, 2011 10:16:53

Definitely thinner lately, right? Just me? Ryan Reynolds was in Vegas for CinemaCon yesterday to promote The Green Lantern (with Blake Lively, more on her later) and to collect his award for Male Star of the Year. As you can see, he has a new shorter haircut. I’m telling you, his face looks a lot more drawn. Full Story

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SOOOO cute

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2011 09:47:41 April 1, 2011 09:47:41

My friend Michelle C just sent this to me. It’s a deleted scene from Harry Potter 7A, on DVD April 11th, featuring Hermione and Ron throwing rocks into the sea. I agree with the editing, it’s totally superfluous, but I challenge you, as an HP fan, to watch this without giggling, or at least an awww-ish smile. Full Story

He’s a Loud Talker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2011 09:05:38 April 1, 2011 09:05:38

Two former Oscar hosts decided to be smug together on television last night as James Franco appeared on Letterman to promote Your Highness for his first interview since sucking at the Oscars in February. And how does he sum up his disappointing performance? Well, he said he tried his best, he said Anne Hathaway was too hyper, and that we’re all hypocrites for hating on his hosting duties after saying the Oscars are irrelevant. Full Story

Hot Harry and the Sore Spot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2011 08:27:15 April 1, 2011 08:27:15

Prince William escorted his grandmother the Queen today during her visit to RAF Valley where Williams is stationed as a search and rescue helicopter pilot. Cute, right? I like the one shot of her talking at him and he’s tucking his chin into his flight suit. Today is April 1st. It’s officially Wedding Month! I just saw my first “Royal Moment” from St Andrew’s, Scotland broadcast on Canada AM this morning. Full Story

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Permanent or temporary?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2011 07:48:05 April 1, 2011 07:48:05

I suppose when it comes to marriage these days, you can never really say. I’m the only person I know whose parents divorced and then got back together – like 10 years later. When I tell this to other people with divorced parents, it’s hard to fathom. Because by then, you can’t imagine your parents any other way but apart anymore. Full Story

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