Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2011 19:47:04 November 8, 2011 19:47:04

Back from night golf now so everything else is coming at you live for the rest the day.

Sasha’s dealing with a bride and the 1% uncertainty in LifeStyle

So...basically Brett Ratner is still 15 years old (The Superficial)

The Child of B & J will have a nursery double the size of my apartment (Dlisted)

At this point, Katie Holmes is the ONLY member of the Dawson’s Creek cast that actually needs the reunion (Pop Sugar)

The Fanning Sisters and a creep (Amy Grindhouse)

Eva Amurri on honeymoon (Hollywood Tuna)

Madge covers up for service (Just Jared)

Olivia Wilde in sweats (Popoholic)

America owns the stage (Celebuzz)

Justin Bieber and the gays (Towleroad)

OK so this is really, really bad. But I think I still prefer it to the sh-t that Chloe Moretz is doing (Go Fug Yourself)

Fassbender, McGregor, and McHale!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2011 18:28:34 November 8, 2011 18:28:34
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Well that got your attention, didn’t it?I don’t know why Joel McHale was moderating the Haywire Q&A after the secret screening of the movie at AFI Fest the other night. Like, he’s the star of his own hit cult comedy...But if you are fan - yes, I can hear you Duana - you probably love him that much more for it, right? Also, Haywire was directed by Steven Soderbergh who also directed The Informant and McHale was in The Informant although I’m pretty sure he’s not in Haywire. Full Story

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Jen and her boyfriend and her new best friend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2011 17:34:51 November 8, 2011 17:34:51
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It is always, always a good day in gossip when you can post Brange and Aniston articles back to back. Internet traffic is going up everywhere. Trust.So Chelsea Handler was honoured last night at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards. She’s been on a steady ascent since hooking up with Jennifer Aniston’s publicist Stephen Huvane and becoming her best friend, non?Her best friend presented the award to her at the event. Full Story

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Everyone grab a hand

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2011 16:49:39 November 8, 2011 16:49:39
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That has to be the Brange Family Rule, right? You must be holding the hand of at least one other family member. Oh wait. Except for Maddox. Maddox is 10 now. He carries his own bag. And is apparently into elf hair. Maddox just needs to stay in the middle of the pack there while his brothers and sisters, all of them, so many of them, cluster around his parents. Full Story

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It’s a princess cage match!

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 8, 2011 16:44:18 November 8, 2011 16:44:18

I guess we should have seen this coming, with the worldwide popularity of the royal wedding this past spring and our obsession with the Cambridges, that there would be a rash of princess-themed movies in the wake of that interest. First it was Grace of Monaco Full Story

Henry Cavill leads

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2011 14:32:27 November 8, 2011 14:32:27
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Immortals opens this weekend. It is Henry Cavill’s first big spotlight leading role. And he plays Theseus, also a leader, which I guess is why he’s shouting a lot at his army while fighting centaurs and Mickey Rourke. I don’t think it’s a film that will require you to actually pay attention to the story. Full Story

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November 8, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2011 14:17:31 November 8, 2011 14:17:31

For Shelby & Joan who ran the NYC Marathon yesterday - OMG, are you crazy, CONGRATULATIONS!!!! Love your description of how you crossed the finish line…TOGETHER. After all these years. 18 years! So you deserve the manicures, the fresh lipstick, and of course the firemen. Yes, definitely a drink when I’m back in NYC. Full Story

Monday, November 7, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Hello from Dubai! Where the time zone still works in our favour. I’ve already played a round of golf and have started writing today’s column before anyone’s up in North America. And we are definitely hitting up Ski Dubai - inside a SHOPPING MALL - later on in the week.  Read Full Intro

Really, really popular

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2011 21:04:02 November 7, 2011 21:04:02
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Ryan Gosling is.This is Ryan in Austin on Friday shooting Lawless with Rooney Mara. Lawless is a Terrence Malick movie. Ryan is the lead. Supporting cast in addition to the aforementioned Mara: Christian Bale and Cate Blanchett. Um, not bad. And obviously he couldn’t say no. Ryan revealed recently that acting is his first priority. Full Story

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Katie Holmes and bad movies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2011 20:04:33 November 7, 2011 20:04:33
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Katie Holmes’s last movie before she met and married Tom Cruise was Thank You For Smoking. It was good. And then... Mad Money, The Romantics, The Extra Man, and most recently Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark and The Son Of No One, both of which were not well reviewed. None of them were, actually. Next up: Jack & Jill with Adam Sandler. Full Story

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Professional Geeks Unite

Duana Posted by Duana at November 7, 2011 19:18:02 November 7, 2011 19:18:02

Book Review: Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me (And Other Concerns) by Mindy Kaling With this, it becomes official.   It has been whispered in the hallways of your work or school, you have remarked on it over drinks.   But with the publication of Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me (And Other Concerns) the zeitgeist has officially rolled over, such that … Being able to say you were some brand of geek is now essential for future success. Full Story