Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2011 10:52:51 June 29, 2011 10:52:51

This might be my favourite, favourite Lenny Kravitz photo of all time (Dlisted)

Quentin Tarantino feels about toe jam the way I feel about wasabi peas (The Superficial)

Paz will always find a way to show you her ass crack (Celebuzz)

This looks SO uncomfortable (Hollywood Tuna)

I just don’t believe you can wear heels with EVERYTHING (Pop Sugar)

Chris Martin continues his current hotness in his video (Just Jared)

The Italian Queen’s mother has been unleashed (Cele|bitchy)

Jakey and the Bear and his balls! (Towleroad)

Say it in a teen way: as IF Shia LaBeouf is hotter than the Biebs (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I am TIRED of looking at January Jones’s baby bump (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Ellen Page, Royal Watcher?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2011 09:53:00 June 29, 2011 09:53:00

Doubtful...or possible? The Royal Couple will be in Quebec, stopping for a short few hours in Montreal on July 2nd. They’ll visit with young cancer patients at Saint-Justine Hospital and then hang out with some novice chefs at a cooking class. Those kids have the honour of serving dinner to Will and Kate that night. Full Story

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Anne Hathaway in Harper’s Bazaar 2011

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2011 09:02:17 June 29, 2011 09:02:17

First up about the clothes – I love the clothes, and the styling is beautiful. And you’ll note too when you go through the images online that they price them out for you, kinda like a reminder that you can’t afford it. Even the black embroidered Miu Miu is over 4 grand. And Hailee Steinfeld these days is selling the brand. Full Story

The GMD & Eminem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2011 07:29:23 June 29, 2011 07:29:23

Mission: Impossible 4 or, more accurately, Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol (What a Dumb Title), there’s a new trailer...with the sounds of Eminem complementing all the running, stunting, and stand-offing between Tom Cruise and Jeremy Renner. (I used to hate the name Jeremy. Probably because I went to school with one and he was a smartass dick. Full Story

Good trailer, bad trailer with Immortals

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2011 07:25:00 June 29, 2011 07:25:00

Written by Sarah You ever see a trailer and it just makes you laugh? Not that the movie is funny, but that the trailer is SO BAD the only possible reaction is to laugh and laugh? Well that’s how I reacted to the new trailer for Tarsem Singh’s Immortals. Full Story

Hot Harry charges the light brigade

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2011 06:56:00 June 29, 2011 06:56:00

Into the valley of DeathRode the six hundred Did you have to learn that poem in school? For me it was Grade 4. Around about there. We had to memorise and recite it in front of class. I was always really good at memorisation without actually knowing what the sh-t meant. It seems an appropriate association now to Hot Harry on a Horse. Full Story

June 29, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2011 06:44:10 June 29, 2011 06:44:10

Happy 25th Birthday Alba! Glad to hear about you feeling better, and congratulations too on the 4 yr anniversary. I know it’s not right, but it does feel good to be stolen, yes? Don’t be ridiculous, you do NOT need Jacek to “work his magic”. It is ALL right there, baby, all right there. Full Story

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Am attaching the cover of the new issue of Newsweek. As you can see, they’ve decided to use computer trickery and imagine a setting that features both Kate Middleton and, had she lived, her mother-in-law Princess Diana. The story? Diana would have been 50 this year.  Read Full Intro

The strong Presley genes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 28, 2011 14:15:00 June 28, 2011 14:15:00

I may have mentioned before that when I was 12 or so, around then give or take a year or two, I was OBSESSED with Elvis. Listened to the songs all the time, read the biographies, learned what quaaludes are, because he used to take them by the handful, and wished I was Priscilla Presley even though she was straight up a child when Elvis fell in love with her on that army base. Full Story

These photos made me happy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 28, 2011 13:04:00 June 28, 2011 13:04:00

I don't have much to say about either Ewan McGregor or Stanley Tucci other than the fact that I love them both so the fact that they were together last night at Beyonce's secret show for celebrities in London is a major bonus that probably only 5 of you will care about but more should because it's awesome! Look at them! They're awesome! And they're at a Beyonce concert! What does Stanley Tucci look like at a Beyonce concert WITH Ewan McGregor??? Please! More people need to want to know about what Stanley Tucci and Ewan McGregor are like at a Beyonce concert. Full Story

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