Johnny & Penelope: getting the shot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2011 14:04:09 May 16, 2011 14:04:09

Every day, if you want to shoot arrivals at the Palais, "les marches", the famous red steps in Cannes, you have to go present your credentials at the press office at 10am to be entered into a lottery. You then return at 3pm to see if your outlet was selected. Spots are limited. For prime premieres, like Pirates of the Caribbean, it's really just the luck of the draw. Full Story

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Girl Code, Drink or not to drink & Friend protocol

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2011 13:37:55 May 16, 2011 13:37:55

Written by Sasha I was engaged about 5 years ago to a guy I’ll call ‘’Douchebag T”. He was conservative, secure, a solid government lifer and boring as hell. We broke up a few months before our wedding, as I was offered my dream job. Full Story

Young & Fearless

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2011 12:34:54 May 16, 2011 12:34:54

Ri, what are you doing? Have you heard? Rihanna and Chris Brown followed each other on Twitter. There's speculation now that they've been private messaging each other. The Twitter world was all over it, and all over her, for the move, and she responded by tweeting out to everyone that it's "just f-cking Twitter", like relax motherf-ckers, it's no big. Full Story

The Middleton's New Star

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2011 11:52:15 May 16, 2011 11:52:15

It's Pippa. Obviously. Since the Wedding she's had her share of magazine covers, including the current cover of People Magazine. Pippa is presently on holiday in Spain with some friends and is keeping the English press busy, wondering whether or not she'll soon announce her engagement to boyfriend Alex Loudon, or hold off now that she's so popular, see what she can leverage from the current spotlight. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2011 11:18:52 May 16, 2011 11:18:52

James Franco pays his respects in blood (Dlisted)

Gwen Stefani is FIT (The Superficial)

This is how Kanye thinks he can beat the Brange (Popeater)

Olivia Munn is very orange (Hollywood Tuna)

Chicken Fried very airbrushed (Pop Sugar)

Oh wow Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman looks old here (Just Jared)

Jesus. Penelope Cruz. Look at this face. (Cele|bitchy)

Chris Hemsworth signs onto one of the 15 Snow White movies (Buzznet)

Eva Longoria naked and a horse? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Britney's weave goes to Little League (I'm Not Obsessed)

Producer after producer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2011 10:53:39 May 16, 2011 10:53:39

He has been sleeping with producer after producer - mostly females, any age, any shape - offering himself in exchange for opportunities. Any opportunities. While it's rather competitive among famewhores on the project he's best known for, it turns out he's the one who's most aggressive, most desperate, most willing to do whatever it takes to get ahead. Full Story

And here we are

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2011 10:22:31 May 16, 2011 10:22:31

Written by Duana The finale. I never thought I’d get so emotionally involved in a show I didn’t watch until two months ago… Previously, if you didn’t know, why are you here? Elena/Katherine doppelgangers, Elijah gives information to kill Klaus and he’ll finish the job, but then of course he doesn’t because he likes his family, Damon shoved some vampire blood into Elena, and Damon got bit by Tyler Lockwood. Full Story

Cory for the win!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2011 09:24:30 May 16, 2011 09:24:30

Cory Monteith has some down time now that production on Season 2 of Glee is complete. There's a tour this summer but before that, he's back at home in Vancouver, jamming with his band Bonnie Dune, and hitting up the Canucks game last night, always in Canucks gear, cheering on the home side to a victory in Game 1 of the Western Conference finals. Full Story

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Sponsored Tingles: Six Degree© Week 1

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2011 09:00:50 May 16, 2011 09:00:50

Everyone is linked in Hollywood. “A” was married to “B” who dated “C” who worked with “D”…and so on. If you think too hard about it, it’s kinda like a petrie dish. And often it doesn’t take too many steps to link one celeb to another. Full Story

Un-photogenic in Vegas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2011 08:32:39 May 16, 2011 08:32:39

Let's take a break from Cannes for a while and head over to Vegas, shall we? Charlie Hunnam hosted a party at Chateau at Paris (the hotel and casino) on Friday night. He's had his hair short for a while now, having just finished filming a movie during hiatus from Sons of Anarchy. It amazes me how un-photogenic he is in still photos, especially since, if you watch the show, I mean, Charlie, he's HOT. Full Story

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SJP in Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2011 08:06:55 May 16, 2011 08:06:55

It was her first time at the Festival. This didn't seem possible. Sarah Jessica Parker was in Cannes with The Weinstein Company to do some advance promotion and sweet-talk some money people for her upcoming film I Don't Know How She Does It, based on the book of the same name. She told me she's never read a stronger screenplay. Full Story

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