When wiping that look off her face isn`t an option

November 15, 2010 09:06:00 Posted at November 15, 2010 09:06:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Duana Season 5, Episode 3 There are people who deal with teenage girls every single day, I’ve been realizing. Maybe some of them are you. And you have jobs like this, where you work hard and then ungrateful wretches just sort of smirk out at you from under their hair. Full Story

Breasts can’t act

November 15, 2010 08:18:19 Posted at November 15, 2010 08:18:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Vulture reported last Friday that Carey Mulligan is now at the top of the list to play Daisy in The Great Gatsby. Sigh of relief, right? Especially since just a week ago, Blake Lively’s chances were very, very good. What happened? Well, she tried to act. Full Story

P for Porny, P for Pathetic

November 15, 2010 08:05:23 Posted at November 15, 2010 08:05:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You’ve heard by now I’m sure. Not even a week after her ex-husband’s engagement is announced, Porny Jessica Simpson has confirmed that she’s engaged too. Only Jessica Simpson could turn a wedding proposal into a f-cking consolation prize. And it’s a goddamn embarrassment on so many levels. Full Story

Sponsored Tingles: Realize your Potential

November 15, 2010 07:30:00 Posted at November 15, 2010 07:30:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I was recently very flattered to have been approached by American Express Canada to be part of their ‘Realize The Potential’ campaign that celebrates a growing segment of our population called Potentialists. Who are the Potentialists? They are all around us. They are often ambitious people who are rethinking what life is all about and are finding ways to enrich their lives through meaningful experiences. Full Story

Jon Hamm vs Brad Pitt

November 15, 2010 06:59:05 Posted at November 15, 2010 06:59:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Arguments for Jon Hamm:- Sigh. He’s perfect. He really really is.- Don Draper, in short time, has become a television icon. He and Don Draper are inextricably linked. And Don Draper is a Dude. Dudes approve of Don Jon Draper Hamm. - There’s the tv thing, but there’s also been a well planned foray into film, complemented by a sense of humour that is so engaging and charming and so silly, he’s hitting every single checkbox for sexy across all age groups- Blemish-free. Full Story

Colin Firth

November 15, 2010 06:50:46 Posted at November 15, 2010 06:50:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Arguments for: - His performance in The King’s Speech should earn him another Oscar nomination, making it two years in a row. And the timing was similar for Hugh Jackman two years ago like this too, as Australia was just about to open wide when the SMA was announced.- He’s Mr Darcy AND Mark Darcy, he’s Love Actually, there’s an undeniable widespread affection that women feel for Colin Firth very closely associated with how they felt when they watched those movies, and these movies are among all time favourites. Full Story

Robert Downey Jr

November 15, 2010 06:45:53 Posted at November 15, 2010 06:45:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Arguments for:- He now fronts two blockbuster franchises (Iron Man, Sherlock Holmes) and makes hit comedies and will get to work soon on The Avengers. RDJ is now one of the most profitable stars in Hollywood. So if it’s a popularity contest, well, he’s pretty popular.- Clearly then he’s (mostly) forgiven for his past. Full Story

Denzel Washington

November 15, 2010 06:33:19 Posted at November 15, 2010 06:33:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Arguments for:- He started the year with The Book of Eli, he’s ending it with Unstoppable. After all these years, Denzel is still selling tickets....- At the movies, and also on Broadway. He just won a Tony Award. You can’t argue that this man is a winner- He is still as handsome and as elegant and distinguished as ever. Full Story

Leonardo DiCaprio

November 15, 2010 06:23:41 Posted at November 15, 2010 06:23:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Arguments for:- Inception, Shutter Island... this has been a Major Year and he’s already a Major Star. His professional track record is ridiculously impressive. - Somehow, even after Titanic, people take him seriously now. Very seriously. He is as A as A List gets. - I think he looks squidgy around the face. Full Story

Jake Gyllenhaal

November 15, 2010 06:19:12 Posted at November 15, 2010 06:19:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Arguments for:- He’s adorable. (I’m biased, obviously.) But those eyes, and that smile, and the body... it’s all goodness and very American. - He’s selling a movie right now. A movie that supposed to be a crowd pleaser. A movie that will prove to you when you see it that he is indeed a romantic leading man. Full Story

Justin Timberlake

November 15, 2010 06:13:19 Posted at November 15, 2010 06:13:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Arguments for:- He grew up before their eyes. He is the Mickey Mouse pop star who has sold millions of records, with songs we can all sing along to, who finally starred this year in a hit movie. Justin is not a failure.- Unlike many of his child star peers, he has not f-cked up. He did not marry Kevin Federline. Full Story