The Aloof Oscars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2012 14:36:32 January 24, 2012 14:36:32
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As I noted yesterday - click here for a refresher - Mark Harris predicted Rooney Mara would be on the list of five Best Actresses. Only he thought she’d make it in over Glenn Close. Turns out she made it in at the expense of Tilda Swinton. Because the Academy couldn’t bring itself to watch a movie about a mother and her serial killer son. Full Story

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January 24, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2012 14:17:11 January 24, 2012 14:17:11

Happy 27th Birthday Victoria with love from Shannon wishing you a good year after last year. See? Misfits!!! For you by request: Barry Zito and Dolvett Quince. And for MB from Mel who says you’re not that happy about being your age - late twenty-something - here are Chris Martin, Simon Pegg, and Zach Braff to cheer you up, and it sounds like you need it. Full Story

Monday, January 23, 2012

Dear Gossips,

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!May the Dragon bring you health, happiness, and prosperity...and all of us a LOT of Good Gossip! Remember, today is for taking it easy. No tidying, no chores. Friends and family and food, keep it at that.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2012 22:16:27 January 23, 2012 22:16:27

It’s Haute Couture Week in Paris. Check out the Oscar options and Hayley’s post workout food suggestions and Sasha’s views on banging your buds in LifeStyle
I can’t actually believe this broad is 28 years old (Dlisted)
What, exactly, does this accomplish??? (The Superficial)
The Chosen One Shiloh takes off a few inches...and why can’t the Jolie wear a pair of old jeans to the farmer’s market? (Pop Sugar)
Mia for Miu Miu - I LOVE IT! (Just Jared)

No, I mean this. Are there actually men who find this attractive? (Hollywood Tuna
Can Mark Wahlberg please F-CK OFF? (Cele|bitchy)
Orly and his old school phone (Socialite Life)
Miley Cyrus bounces around with a new haircut (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Jason Stackhouse in Sundance and on New Girl (Celebuzz)
Um, just me or does Nicolas Cage look...embalmed? (I'm Not Obsessed)

George & Eva, George & Ryan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2012 21:21:04 January 23, 2012 21:21:04

Check it - Eva Mendes was photographed leaving her office with Ryan Gosling’s dog George the other day. She took him to work! Ryan is in Thailand. He’s obviously left G in the care of his lady. Just like Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively. And as I said in that case...It must be love.Love enough for her to go and visit him overseas? Not yet. Full Story

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Moving too fast

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2012 20:29:02 January 23, 2012 20:29:02

My favourite story of the day. Maybe I’m delirious from the altitude here in Utah with all the nosebleeds I’ve been getting but when this report came across my blackberry earlier, I could barely contain myself. Aretha Franklin has cancelled her wedding to her William Wickerson. It’s the statement they released that cracked me up:"Regretfully, To Our Friends and Supporters: Will and I have decided we were moving a little too fast, and there were a number of things that had not been thought through thoroughly. Full Story

I know you want a better angle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2012 19:55:37 January 23, 2012 19:55:37

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux went to the movies yesterday. She wore a sweater. For some of you, this means she must be pregnant. A couple of weeks ago, Jen went to a premiere wearing a coat and that had you convinced that there was a baby JJ underneath. I'm not sure these photos are convincing either way. Full Story

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A mini-break for Ryan & Blake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2012 19:20:03 January 23, 2012 19:20:03

They were in New Orleans this weekend. Amazingly, a photographer managed to find them. This time though, not with StarTraks agency but that doesn’t change the fact that Ryan Reynolds, in his short time with Blake Lively, has been papped more than he ever was en couple than when he was married to Scarlett Johansson. Full Story

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Rebecca Hall & Kate Bosworth: what to wear at Sundance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2012 17:47:51 January 23, 2012 17:47:51
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It snowed all day here on Saturday. Like blizzardy. And this is coming from a Canadian, not a weak ass LA douche spending the weekend in Park City for sh-ts and giggles. Have I mentioned? I don’t love Sundance. Because the Hollywood gets too concentrated in such a small space, it’s almost infuriating. Full Story

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Progress Report: Serenity’s First Six Months

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2012 17:04:35 January 23, 2012 17:04:35
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It’s now been 6 months since the beginning of Charlene Wittstock’s Serene Imprisonment to the Monarch of Monaco. Last week she joined the Grimaldis at the opening ceremony of the Monte Carlo 36th International Circus Festival. Charlene had difficulties adjusting to her new role. She seemed to lack energy and enthusiasm for her official duties. Full Story

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