Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2011 18:04:55 October 24, 2011 18:04:55

Sasha’s getting inspiration from the Real Housewives of Some City to help someone with a twatty sister-in-law in LifeStyle.

JLo is crying over lost love. The rest of us are crying after listening to her sing. Oh my GOD. (Dlisted)

Are there women out there who actually get hard when a man’s arm is bigger than his head??? (The Superficial)

Did Madonna turn her back to a brother in need? Or ... is the brother being avoided because he can no longer be helped? (Celebedge)

Hot Harry on a Horse really should move to Vegas (Hollywood Tuna)

Ashley Greenes tries to be as steezy as Kristen Stewart with Robert Pattinson and fails miserably (Pop Sugar)

The Jolie! The children! Brad’s parents! And one of those twins can really work a cardigan! (Just Jared)

George Clooney’s piece is getting PAID! (Cele|bitchy)

Elle Macpherson in a bikini...after all these years (Socialite Life)

Married 16 year old influencing other children at the pumpkin patch (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Apparently we all want Jennifer Aniston’s abs more than we want Blake Lively’s legs. Really??? (I'm Not Obsessed)

Anniversary bike ride

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2011 17:41:38 October 24, 2011 17:41:38
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DAVID KRIEGER/ Bauer-Griffin

A year ago they were in India getting married and petting tigers. To celebrate their one year wedding anniversary, Katy Perry and Russell Brand spent the weekend in New York. They went on a bike ride. They did not wear helmets. Is it not law? I don’t think it’s law in Toronto either. Or Montreal. Where there are “Bixi” bike rentals at stops around downtown; you pay $5 or something through a machine like a parking metre to rent a bike for 24 hours and they can be returned at any other location. Full Story

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Together every weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2011 16:02:17 October 24, 2011 16:02:17
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PCN, Bauer-Griffin

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds were photographed early Saturday morning leaving his Boston apartment with their dogs. The two were picked up by car service and taken to set where he’s working on RIPD. This just as Page Six Full Story

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Mega Preg

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2011 14:45:25 October 24, 2011 14:45:25
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Spash News, Bauer-Griffin

There was a story last week about how Porny’s dad is still negotiating with a magazine for a half million dollar deal to officially confirm her pregnancy which is why she hasn’t said anything about it yet. Two challenges here:Jessica is apparently quite far along. Jessica is too dumb to hide it. How else can you explain why she’s tottering around JFK in a tight black shirt barely concealing her own baby AND Beyonce’s goose feather pillow? BumpWatch is the worst with reliability, yes, but then there’s just the obvious. Full Story

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Walking Dead Episode 2: Introducing the cannibals

Sarah Posted by Sarah at October 24, 2011 14:33:53 October 24, 2011 14:33:53
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AMC

The Walking Dead 2.2 recapWe begin with a pre-zombie flashback. Horrible Lorie maybe doesn’t love Rick anymore because he won’t fight with her. “Call me a bitch if I’m being a bitch,” she tells a friend. What do you mean IF? Stupid Shane shows up to tell Lori that Rick has been shot. Lori has to tell Carl. Full Story

Where are his hands?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2011 14:01:40 October 24, 2011 14:01:40
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GSI

Selena Gomez is touring across Canada. She played Winnipeg the other night. The schedule allowed her to spend an extra day in the city though. So her boyfriend flew up to meet her. They went to the mall, of course, and the movies, obviously, and to the hockey game, please, he is Canadian after all. While at the hockey game, in their VIP box, well, as you can see, Selena sat on Justin’s lap and they loved each other with their lips and hands. Full Story

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October 24, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2011 13:29:15 October 24, 2011 13:29:15

Happy Birthday Marie-Claire! Orla says you’ve been a star this year as you coped with some bad news and your Masters. She wants you to know your friends adore you. And requested for you some Benedict Cumberbatch and Julian Rhind-Tutt, or, she put it, “the weirdly attractive dudes” you’re into. Good luck to Gillian and Jessie who’s been entered in the Fido Casting Call! Click here Full Story

Friday, October 21, 2011

Dear Gossips,

There’s a hot broad on the cover of the new issue of Entertainment Weekly. She’s a 44 year old woman, not the usual cover subject. OMG it’s Tami Taylor! Only she’s not Tami Taylor anymore. At least not on TV. Whether or not she becomes Tami Taylor again for the movies is still to be seen.  Read Full Intro

The End: behind the scenes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2011 21:00:00 October 21, 2011 21:00:00

Some stories are meant to be saved for a Friday...On 11.11.11 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 will be available on DVD. The 4 disc Blu-ray version comes with several extra, extra special features including a 48 minute documentary with exclusive behind-the-scenes footage from production. A trailer for the documentary is being passed around online in advance of the release date. Full Story

Tonight’s the night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2011 19:16:48 October 21, 2011 19:16:48

It’s Mimi on tv!With dem babies! This is what Sasha and I have been emailing about today. Mariah Carey is our favourite topic. Why isn’t she YOUR favourite topic??? Mimi’s interview with Barbara Walters, debuting “Roc and Roe”, will air tonight on ABC. They released a short clip on Good Morning America. Full Story

Xenu wants reserved chicken

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2011 18:47:26 October 21, 2011 18:47:26

This story keeps showing up on all my feeds. At first I dismissed it because I thought it was another John Travolta eats a lot of greasy chicken in the sauna story because, well, that’s not exactly news, but then, as the hits kept repeating, from more and more outlets, I took a closer look and it turns out John did want some greasy chicken only not in the sauna but in an actual KFC. Full Story