Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2011 11:16:10 June 17, 2011 11:16:10

Kirstie Alley’s man has a 22 inch waist (Dlisted)

Fried Chicken is back on stage (The Superficial)

Liam and Miley can’t stay apart (Popeater)

Miley’s snakeskin bra (Hollywood Tuna)

The Jolie goes to Turkey (Pop Sugar)

What do you think of Hugh Dancy’s socks? (Just Jared)

Leo spends money on Blake (Cele|bitchy)

McConaughey looks sweaty as usual (ICYDK)

That girl from The Hills and who still cares about her? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Nicole Richie matches her kids (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

White Tux Jump Street

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2011 10:13:30 June 17, 2011 10:13:30

Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill are working on the film version of 21 Jump Street which... I don’t know how I feel about this. Is Channing Tatum supposed to be Johnny Depp? Admittedly, I’ve not endeavoured to find out too much about the project because...well... like you’re asking me to research a Channing Tatum movie? Really? Anyway, here they are shooting a scene that involves white tuxedos. Full Story

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Moneyball trailer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2011 08:59:42 June 17, 2011 08:59:42

The first trailer for Brad Pitt’s upcoming baseball movie Moneyball dropped this week. Very Robert Redford. I was really impressed with Brad’s acting in Tree of Life. A lot. Here...I mean in parts of this trailer he’s good. In other parts, it’s not. “We got to think differently. Full Story

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Men & Breasts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2011 08:16:01 June 17, 2011 08:16:01

Their own breasts. Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana continued to work on The Words in Montreal yesterday and, well, frankly, I have never been less attracted to him. Ever. Maybe it’s just a poor choice of shirt. Jacek says the sun isn’t hitting him right either. And his hair, which is usually the sh-t, looks terrible. Full Story

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Something else she designed?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2011 07:32:00 June 17, 2011 07:32:00

Katie Holmes was honoured last night at the Women in Film 2011 Crystal + Lucy Awards as the “Max Mara Face of the Future”. She brought her parents to the event. The GMD must have been hard at work, too tied up with Rock of Ages to be able to be there with her. The Church however was not far away. Jenna Elfman was around to keep an eye on Mrs Cruise. Full Story

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Leo goes where Blake is

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2011 06:45:09 June 17, 2011 06:45:09

In this week’s issue of In Touch, Leonardo DiCaprio and Blake Lively are supposedly done. Because he likes to party and she likes a quiet night in. Really? No. Wrong. But then again it’s In Touch. You know better than that. Blake and Leo are not only not done, they are very much together, always. Full Story

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Harry ... be safe, be strong

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2011 06:22:06 June 17, 2011 06:22:06

Strong? Jesus Lainey, pull yourself together. I came off the plane last night and a hundred emails told me that the new Harry Potter 7B trailer was finally online. First we had to drop off our sh-t, then it was to the hospital to see my ma, then our goddamn laptops wouldn’t play, and it was already after 1am, so I had to wait until this morning, which is why I had one of those sleeps, you know?, when it’s not fully sleep because you’re waiting to see something you want to see so badly? Giant nerd here. Full Story

June 17, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2011 06:16:38 June 17, 2011 06:16:38

Chrissy! Happy 30th Birthday! Nicki says you’re not all that excited about it – WHY NOT? I’m telling you, you will LOVE your 30s. Promise. Also... summer in Greece? Have a great time! Happy Birthday Tressa with love from Amy who requested for you some Matt Damon porn. Done! And for Theresa who has just left London to go back to Australia with love from Ruth who is missing you – some Ryan Gosling and Alexander Skarsgard to make the distance more bearable. Full Story

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Thursday, June 16, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Tim Thomas is a beast. Pure f-cking stud. And Boston, your Bruins, they were a Team the whole way. Well done and deserved. Congratulations! Jacek was not despondent about his Canucks’ loss after the game. He was, rather, more concerned about getting home safely.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2011 13:05:00 June 16, 2011 13:05:00

We’re travelling today en route for Toronto to see my ma and for the MMVAs and of course SMUT on Monday. Then I’m on the road for the next month. For once, I actually packed. A LOT. But we’ve had to leave extra early due to the Air Canada strike so much of today’s site was pre-written to roll out slowly through the day with no interruptions. Sorry for any inconvenience though and tomorrow it’s gossip as usual. To get caught up on what I’ve missed, please see my smutty friends. Attached – what’s missing me at home!

This week moving in, next week it will be a pregnancy rumour (The Superficial)

Smutty false advertising (Dlisted)

Rihanna is an ambassador (Popeater)

Megan Fox’s replacement (that’s actually shorter than her real name) at Letterman (Hollywood Tuna)

Shia tries to be like Ryan Gosling (Pop Sugar)

WWD thigh thickness (Just Jared)

Ashley Greene claims there’s no makeup but I think I see makeup (Popoholic)

Another day, another star mom dressing up to play (Celebuzz)

Tom Hardy super buff (Towleroad)

Imagine if Kesha was a smell-o-rama? (Go Fug Yourself)

A moment of Jason

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2011 12:11:38 June 16, 2011 12:11:38

Can we take a moment to enjoy Jason Bateman? That doesn’t require an explanation, does it? And he looks SO GOOD here at The Green Lantern premiere last night. SO good. Those freckles! And young, still, without looking DONE. Boyish without any pull? This is my problem sometimes with Rob Lowe’s face. Full Story

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