September 8, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2011 06:21:00 September 8, 2011 06:21:00

To Laurel who lives on Moorea, French Polynesia from your friend Diana who made the request on time but I unfortunately missed it... Happy Belated Birthday!!! Heard you’re now hardcore for Mad Men? Who is Don Draper? Here’s something to start making up for being late on your shout. Also, see attached. Full Story

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Dear Gossips,

It’s good to be back in Charming. And terrifying. Which...I mean that’s the brilliance of the show, right? I struggle with that all the time about Sons of Anarchy. How can you have such affection for these characters when their decisions, what they do, is so undeniably revolting??? Come on now.  Read Full Intro

Hangover brunch?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2011 13:00:49 September 7, 2011 13:00:49

That's what the photo agency is saying. Emma Watson went out last night. She showed up at the GQ Awards in London. Click here to see how cute she looked. Emma resurfaced in daylight in decidedly less glamourous fashion although I kinda love that this is her version of schlub, where every item is subtly super high end. Full Story

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Fassbender at home, briefly

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2011 11:51:38 September 7, 2011 11:51:38

These photos of Michael Fassbender were taken on his way out of Venice after promoting A Dangerous Method and Shame. That red bag he's carrying on his shoulder is killing me. Not sure what it is or what's in it but I'm assuming it's one of the standard festival bags they always give you at these things when you get credentialed. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2011 10:58:57 September 7, 2011 10:58:57

As IF Tara Reid could ever be “presented” like Katie Holmes (The Superficial)

I want this to be true only if Madonna fans and Gaga fans do battle (Dlisted)

Where is the crown that should be on top of Beyonce’s baby bump? (Amy Grindhouse)

I actually like when Megan Fox dresses casually (Hollywood Tuna)

I also like the way Sandra Bullock looks in skinny jeans (Pop Sugar)

And it’s always good when Hugh Jackman is in a suit (Just Jared)

Leann Rimes tries to contain her fake tits (Popoholic)

JLo is doing a movie with Jason Statham. Discuss. (Celebuzz)

Of course Michael Bay has a girlfriend who looks like this (The Blemish)

Emma Stone wins the box office for three weeks and it looks good on her (Go Fug Yourself)

Gwyneth rationalises

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2011 10:13:34 September 7, 2011 10:13:34

Have you read her new interview? There’s a lot of insight in this interview. And it makes me love her again, still, as much as I’ve ever loved her. Because this is who Gwyneth is. Always. "I am a great romantic - but I also think you can be a romantic and a realist. Life is complicated and long and I know people that I respect and admire and look up to who have had extra-marital affairs. Full Story

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Scarlett sings for Moet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2011 09:15:54 September 7, 2011 09:15:54

Lulu Gainsbourg is releasing a tribute album in honour of his father Serge. He asked Scarlett Johansson to record Bonnie & Clyde with him, singing the part made famous by Brigitte Bardot. And she did. And they made a video. Featuring a lot of Moet. She happens to be a Moet spokesperson. So that worked out well. Full Story

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What you were forced to do at a young age

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2011 08:39:05 September 7, 2011 08:39:05

Have you seen this video? It speaks for the world. Do you love it? Justin Timberlake is a sh-tty actor. This is not just me being a f-cking bitch. This is a sentiment shared by the People. All the People. Who want him to go back to being a musician. Or what he was “forced to do at a young age”. Full Story

Eddie Murphy hosting Oscars 2012: Golden or awful?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2011 08:27:23 September 7, 2011 08:27:23

Written by Sarah Last month it was announced that Brett Ratner would be co-producing the Oscars in 2012. This struck me as hilarious, mostly because the Academy is so transparently desperate to put on a show that will appeal to the kids that they hired a director known for driving franchises into the ground. Full Story

I can’t get with this

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2011 07:43:09 September 7, 2011 07:43:09

Johnny Depp was also at the GQ Awards in London last night to honour his friend Keith Richards. Let’s not fight, OK? You know I adore him. You know he’s a classic. Always. I’m just saying that the eyeliner isn’t working for me, ok? It makes him look even more... puffy. Come on. Full Story

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Real Housewives of New Jersey Premieres on Slice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2011 07:22:00 September 7, 2011 07:22:00