The Tween Treatment

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2011 07:23:51 June 16, 2011 07:23:51

Written by Sarah I noticed it a few months ago in a cover profile of Robert Pattinson. The journalist kept mentioning how beautiful he was in between sound bites from her subject. I’ve seen Pattinson and he is a very good looking guy. Full Story

Locker Room duties

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2011 07:14:25 June 16, 2011 07:14:25

This has nothing to do with how John Travolta behaves at a spa. But I love that your first instinct was to go there. For Seych who graduated from SFU yesterday and was reading LaineyGossip under the regalia through the boring bits – a riddle by request: You want to know how spoiled celebrities are? Every morning when he goes to the gym and opens up his locker, he expects to find inside a vacuum sealed package containing a set of clean workout clothes. Full Story

June 16, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2011 07:12:48 June 16, 2011 07:12:48

For Barb in Christchurch, New Zealand – so relieved you’re ok, and I’m sorry about the sh-tty sh-t you all over there have experienced this last year. Love to you and Maddie aka Magnet and thank you so much for checking in with me when you need some levity. You make it easier to get my ass out of bed and start blogging! Full Story

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Dear Gossips,

It’s Game Day. Like, extra HUGE Game Day. Game 7 Day. The Stanley Cup Final. I’m in Vancouver, and the Canucks are on home ice and Jacek and I will be at the game tonight and all day he’ll be a mess and, frankly, the entire city is one giant nerve right now so if I seem a little distracted.  Read Full Intro

Maui under 30

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2011 14:14:06 June 15, 2011 14:14:06

The Maui Film Festival kicked off today. I know Megan Fox is scheduled to be there to pick up an award for doing right by the environment. And several other hot actors under 30 too. Is that what it’s about? I hope they sent enough paps. Here are Garrett Hedlund, Kate Mara, Max Minghella, and Andrew Garfield hanging out yesterday on the island. Full Story

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Gossip Wish List: Hot Harry and Blake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2011 13:36:00 June 15, 2011 13:36:00

On Sunday, Hot Harry was at the Guards Polo Club at Windsor Great Park to present the Queen’s Cup. I just like the shot of him not really tweaking his nipple but looking like it. Am actually surprised Michael K from Dlisted hasn’t already jizzed all over this photo. Full Story

What to wear to a play park...if you`re the Jolie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2011 13:27:44 June 15, 2011 13:27:44

You know how Victoria Beckham always wears stilettos to her kids’ activities? Did you ever think the Jolie would be more Posh than Taupe? They’re not stilettos, but they’re still wedge heels! Here’s Angelina Jolie in Malta today with her children – in costume! – at an indoor play park in a long, one sleeve dress and some wedge heels. Full Story

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Pippa being single

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2011 12:16:48 June 15, 2011 12:16:48

Big headlines this week about Pippa Middleton and her singleness. They said her (ex) boyfriend Alex Loudon isn’t happening anymore. And why not? After the Wedding, she became an Industry in her own right. Pippa is an Economy now. Single Pippa and all the intrigue is much more lucrative than a Pippa who may or not have been engaged to a nice, well to do English boy with no ties to the Queen. Full Story

I believe in Jon Hamm

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2011 11:49:31 June 15, 2011 11:49:31

There were some photos taken. Not sure if anyone’s purchased them yet. I think they missed this week’s print deadline for magazines but if they wanted to, I’m sure they could have squeezed them in. I wasn’t interested in buying but the way they’re marketing them, it’s hard to imagine that some tabloid wouldn’t be able to create a story out of them. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2011 11:31:58 June 15, 2011 11:31:58

Jacek, so far, is remarkably calm. That is, his nose hasn’t started sweating yet, which is what happens to him when he’s super stressed. Not in a Whitney Houston way, but it glistens and it’s a dead giveaway. Doesn’t work well for him during poker. I think he’s holding it together because he hasn’t been listening to the people on the radio getting all hyped and crazy. Give it until noon local time though. Then I think he’ll probably spend the next few hours before we have to leave for the game in the bathroom. This may be more information than you need but I’m telling you because it feels like the entire city is suffering from the same anxiety. And when it surrounds you, it’s hard not to feed off of it.

I can’t actually believe that tonight we’ll be at Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final in our city, among the home crowd. I mean... I’ve been on the field at the Super Bowl, and I’ve covered an Olympics, and this...

If you love sport, you know these are the f-cking moments.

Dear Bruins fans – in the spirit of healthy competition, let’s hope for a good one, no matter what the result. Fist bumps!

Also, please, can we keep it chill? No violence, riots, injuries... deal?


Maybe she should release an updated version so she can show off her new stick body? (Dlisted)

Vanessa Hudgens really does have a cute body. When she’s ironing in her underwear (The Superficial)

So Sean Bean is that guy. I don’t find this attractive. (Popeater)

When are Taylor Momsen and Lindsay LOHAN going to hang out on the regular? (Hollywood Tuna)

Keira Knightley and her boyfriend hang out with Steve Carell (Pop Sugar)

As IF Rosie Huntington-Whiteley eats like a normal person (Just Jared)

Reese Witherspoon’s donkey’s are too loud. This is not a euphemism for Julia Roberts’s laugh (Cele|bitchy)

Who comes after Scarlett Johansson? (E! Online)

Gaga’s rather tame outfit. For her. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Look, there’s a member of every immigrant family who dresses like this, ok? I have several, in fact. (Celebuzz)

On Showrunners

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2011 10:29:59 June 15, 2011 10:29:59

Written by Duana (The article below came out of a liveblog. Some people wanted to know about showrunners, and what they do.) I'm passing the time before a flight just ruminating on Friday Night Lights. As I often do. I can make a lot of life allegories come out of that show as well as from Mad Men, Veronica Mars, In Treatment - all the usual suspects I often write about. Full Story