The Singing Show

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2011 10:14:32 May 4, 2011 10:14:32

Written by Duana Brittany has a show on Youtube on which she outs Santana while Amber and Tina watch. It’s about fondue, and consequently it makes me want fondue. Rachel asks Sam to the prom, and he really says no in a harsh manner. Full Story

Monroe & Moroccan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2011 09:25:00 May 4, 2011 09:25:00

You think Mimi is pissed at her kids for coming on Royal Wedding Day and her anniversary? It means she has to share. Of course not. Babies are joy! And Mimi babies are more joy than any other joy! Anyway, she’s made us wait for the official names. Because we needed distance between the excitement of Will and Kate and then we needed more distance from the news of OBL’s death, and now it’s midweek and if we don’t know now, we won’t care as we approach the weekend. Full Story

Saoirse Ronan enters the Black Hole of Taste

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2011 09:04:00 May 4, 2011 09:04:00

Written by Sarah I think you all understand my disdain for the Twilight Saga as “literature”, and that I hold the movies to be only slightly better at best. I have zero respect for Stephenie Meyer as a writer. One of the few times I’ve ever been in synch with Oprah was when she had Meyer on her show and proceeded to treat Meyer like a housewife who won the lottery (which, basically, she did). Full Story

Hot Harry’s Wiggly Worm

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2011 08:16:30 May 4, 2011 08:16:30

That might be the best title of any post I’ve ever written. And it’s also terribly misleading. What? Don’t lie. You totally thought this was about what Hot Harry on a Horse is packing. Oh, and on the subject of the jewels of the Princes… please… That photo of Princes William and Harry supposedly getting dressed with Prince Charles – fake and lame, the end. Full Story

Kate Bosworth thinks she’s Laura Marling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2011 07:50:38 May 4, 2011 07:50:38

Just received an email from a reader called Erin… She passed on a warning, and I’m giving you one too. Kate Bosworth is the new face of Cotton Incorporated which, fine, I mean she flounces around in pretty designer clothes and pretends for a minute she can actually be Keira Knightley in Atonement and the lighting is beautiful and she needs to get paid so whatever… it’s not the first time she’s modeled, it won’t be the last. Full Story

Sponsored Tingles: Reveal The Dirt - Week 4

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2011 07:36:23 May 4, 2011 07:36:23

On to the final week in our Reveal the Dirt Contest. We’ve of course been working with the Bioré® skin care experts to test your Smut Skills and give you a chance to win some amazing Bioré® skin care products. Each week we’ve featured a new Bioré® product and a throwback from the Gossip Anthology for you to uncover to qualify for a weekly prize draw. Full Story

Bar, Leo...Blake?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2011 07:32:02 May 4, 2011 07:32:02

Bar Rafaeli attended the Met Gala alone. Her boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio was also in town. This is not unusual. Leo tends to avoid events with so much heat if he doesn’t have to go. But according to Page Six they didn’t even hook up for the afterparty. Full Story

May 4, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2011 06:58:48 May 4, 2011 06:58:48

Canadian journalist Dorothy Parvaz is missing in Syria, hasn’t been heard from since Friday. Her family, fiancé, friends are so worried. Please click here to learn how you can help find her. Love to those of you affected by the devastating tornadoes in Alabama. Full Story

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Nothing like some Dress Porn from the Met Gala to help with that Royal Wedding withdrawal. It’s an annual tradition here at LaineyGossip – were cover this event like we cover the Oscars: extensively. Which means today will be a LONG column.  Read Full Intro

No socks at the Sev

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2011 13:15:41 May 3, 2011 13:15:41

Ryan Gosling hit up a 7-11 in LA today, bleary-eyed in glasses, without any socks. I like him in glasses so much. Who’s she? That, to me, looks like his sister. I bet you, if you were to walk by him in that moment, you would have been able to enjoy his sleep smell. This usually disgusts me. You know, when you pass someone on the street, or in a store, wherever, and you get a waft of their sleep smell. Full Story

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Charlie is – surprise – not sweet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2011 13:00:09 May 3, 2011 13:00:09

Written by Duana I accidentally caught the end of this episode last night before reviewing it this morning and seriously considered just doing a review based only on conjecture and the five minutes I saw. But I know you lack Twitter-style invective in your life so I’m here to provide. Full Story