Friday, April 13, 2012

Dear Gossips,

I’ve had this weird feeling for a few weeks now. Like... major gossip dread. And it gets worse on Fridays when celebrities typically try to bury their sh-t at 5pm after most outlets have wrapped for the weekend. “Major” means a couple that’s worth putting your glass of wine down for to come back to work and pound out a fresh article, calling everyone on your contact list for more information.  Read Full Intro

Dick in pink

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2012 20:59:58 April 13, 2012 20:59:58
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Ashton Kutcher was photographed in New York today with a woman who may or may not be a friend or a lover; it’s hard to say. It’s been nothing but awesome for Ashton since he was caught cheating on Demi Moore. He was just confirmed to play Steve Jobs. And they say he’s close to signing on for another year on Two And A Half Men (source Full Story

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Emma's long hair and legs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2012 19:54:59 April 13, 2012 19:54:59
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Emma Watson kept her hair short for, what was it?, like two years? She cut it right after she’d completed her work on Harry Potter, almost as though she was symbolically separating herself from a character she’d played for a decade. And it worked. For a long time, the Emma Watson in my mind’s eye was the gamine with the pixie cut. Full Story

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The Brange engagement ring

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2012 19:31:49 April 13, 2012 19:31:49
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt went to an event at the Los Angeles County Museum Of Art with their son Pax earlier this week. And she was wearing a new ring. Robert Procop, a jeweller who has collaborated in the past with the Jolie, has confirmed to The Hollywood Reporter Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2012 18:57:35 April 13, 2012 18:57:35

OK, am in LA now waiting at a junket. Should have an hour or so to write before my interview block begins. The blog is officially on schedule!
 
Hayley’s 6 month to a half marathon program and Sasha finds pyjama pants in LifeStyle

 
OMG. SHILOH!!!! (Dlisted)
 
Insecure Miley clings to her man? (The Superficial)
 
Men still win when we objectify them (Towleroad)
 
For some people, it’s Comic-Con all year round (Hollywood Tuna)
 
Justin Theroux “protects” Jennifer Aniston (Pop Sugar)
 
Kate Bosworth covers more magazines than she stars in movies (Just Jared)
 
So I guess it won’t be Will & Jada? (Cele|bitchy)

Dianna Agron is not Taylor Swift’s love rival (Celebuzz)
 
F-ck. Why can’t Casper Smart be dating Jennifer Love Hewitt? (IDLYITW)
 
Kelly Osbourne tries to defend her fat-hating of Christina Aguilera (Evil Beet Gossip)

More Tyrion

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2012 18:15:11 April 13, 2012 18:15:11
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Does it seem like Peter Dinklage gets papped the most out of all the cast members of Game Of Thrones? There are many reasons for it, and much of it has to do with geography, some of it awards, but obviously too it’s Tyrion’s popularity. Dowager Countess vs Tyrion Lannister, cut for cut... Who wins? Anyway, in case you missed it earlier this week, HBO has officially confirmed it: Game Of Thrones will be back for Season 3. Full Story

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Calling All Parent Pimps!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2012 17:23:49 April 13, 2012 17:23:49

Since Marilyn Monroe is so trendy right now, they’re putting out a new reality show about her. Finding Marilyn will feature 12 young girls who dream of stardom. They will be sent to Los Angeles, that pure, innocent town, where they will COMPETE against each other for the right to become Hollywood’s newest “It” girl. Full Story

But will they dance by the fire again?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2012 16:41:36 April 13, 2012 16:41:36

It was reported the other day that Angelina Jolie was considering a cameo in an upcoming Ridley Scott movie starring Michael Fassbender called The Counselor. I wrote at the time (click here for a refresher) that it was a tabloid dream come true, driving Michael’s considerable girth between the Jolie and Brad Pitt. Full Story

Will Arnett and my birthplace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2012 15:53:51 April 13, 2012 15:53:51
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Will Arnett hosted the first annual Laughter Is The Best Medicine Gala in support of Toronto East General Hospital last night. I was born at Toronto East General! And my cousin Cat and I worked there for a summer as kitchen staff. They always say hospital food sucks. I put on 10 lbs working there because it didn’t. Full Story

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Tom, Jack, and ring watch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2012 14:46:54 April 13, 2012 14:46:54
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Tom Brady was photographed at Whole Foods in Brentwood yesterday with his son Jack. Gisele wasn’t around, or at least she wasn’t shot. You all remember the sh-t she took after the Super Bowl, right? Shortly after, Tom and Gisele went on holiday to Puerto Rico. Click here Full Story

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Battleship: Big, dumb, loud…successful?

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 13, 2012 14:27:20 April 13, 2012 14:27:20
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It’s crept up on me slowly, but for the last six weeks or so, I’ve thought that Battleship, the movie based on a boardgame, would surprise people. Sure, it looks big and dumb and loud and it reminds me of Transformers in less-than-flattering ways, but it kind of looks fun. Succeeding in summer is often not so much about quality storytelling or acting but about quality fun. Full Story

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