George Lucas keeps ruining our childhood

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2011 07:45:00 September 6, 2011 07:45:00

Written by Sarah Last year was the 30th anniversary of Empire Strikes Back. I’m not a huge Star Wars nerd, but I’m enough of a Star Wars nerd to be excited about this, especially since the Field Museum hosted a charity screening of Empire, which afterward included a cocktail reception honoring Lucas. Full Story

Roseanne really is Nuts on W

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2011 07:34:00 September 6, 2011 07:34:00

Dreams come true at Disneyland

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2011 06:52:38 September 6, 2011 06:52:38

Exclusive I posted an article on August 19 - click here for a refresher - that included photos of Ryan Gosling on set with Eva Mendes, positing that they seemed so hot together, I’d totally be down if they hooked up. Mickey Mouse was listening. Full Story

September 6, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2011 06:43:02 September 6, 2011 06:43:02

Are you hitting up the “Advice-a-thon”? It’s happening on Friday September 9th, an annual fundraiser to raise awareness on increasing access to justice. Lawyers are doing it for free and ...it’s a competition. Right??? Click here Full Story

Friday, September 2, 2011

Dear Gossips,

By my count it’s been at least 4 weeks since the last GOOP newsletter. It was the Goop Summer Kit, dated July 27th. Since when do online businesses get to go on holiday? And her sh-t is only once a week anyway! I guess I’m just bitter because she actually can.  Read Full Intro

The Big Hammer and all his friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2011 14:35:59 September 2, 2011 14:35:59

The cast of The Avengers took over Central Park today in New York. There’s Thor Chris Hemsworth walking around with his big hammer. Can you imagine how ridiculous that would feel? I know it’s movie making and suspension of disbelief but, you know, when he’s just standing around without context, it’s really just a dude who got dressed up with his big hammer. Full Story

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I love this sweater

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2011 14:23:53 September 2, 2011 14:23:53

I have nothing else to say about Sarah Jessica Parker today in Germany promoting I Don’t Know How She Does It, ugh. Will save my thoughts about the book and the movie for another time. Right now, I just want to talk about this sweater and how much I love it. So much. It’s not a groundbreaking sweater or anything. Full Story

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Double Fassbender Friday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2011 14:04:38 September 2, 2011 14:04:38

As promised earlier, here are the gala photos from the A Dangerous Method carpet tonight in Venice. The film is, um, the opposite of Madonna’s, getting really, really strong reviews. I already mentioned how badly I want to see it, right? Keira Knightley in particular is earning a lot of praise for her performance and her name is now showing up on some early prediction sheets to make a return back to the Oscars as a nominee. Full Story

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Ryan Gosling lumberjacket

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2011 12:09:21 September 2, 2011 12:09:21

Leaving Chateau Marmont last night. Yesterday I posted photos of Ryan leaving a 7 Eleven with one track pant leg hitched up wondering if it was by accident or on purpose. Click here if you missed it. The emails I received in response were amazing, especially from those who love him. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2011 11:24:00 September 2, 2011 11:24:00

Jakey’s exes are meangirling him (Dlisted)

Photographed by the same dude who keeps taking pictures of Lindsay Lohan so... you know. (The Superficial)

I’m with Kathy Griffin here (Towleroad)

Determined to be gross (Hollywood Tuna)

Wow. Kingston Rossdale looks so old and grown up here. And then there’s Zuma. I LOVE Zuma. (Pop Sugar)

Kate Winslet’s anti-botox league best friend gets her face rearranged by a magazine (Just Jared)

Yes, and pretty soon they UK tabloids will report that Angelina Jolie has been f-cking her kids’ ponies. (Cele|bitchy)

Elle Fanning in a really cute outfit (Buzznet)

Please Pippy. PLEASE GET BACK TO THIS SOON. (Evil Beet Gossip)

Heinous Gold (Go Fug Yourself)

Bombshell & Gamine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2011 10:32:00 September 2, 2011 10:32:00

Most popular article yesterday, by far, was Kate Winslet’s face and whether or not she’s been f-cking with it which, as I noted, I don’t think she has/is. Click here if you missed it. There’s snark, sure, and most of them are deserving of it, but aren’t there also those who have earned some credits? How is Kate Winslet anything like Nicole Kidman? The problem of course is that Nicole Kidman and her kind have conditioned us into thinking that any time anyone looks good, it’s because they’ve been messing with the injections. Full Story

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