Three more sleeps…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2011 07:36:43 March 23, 2011 07:36:43

Until Reese Witherspoon becomes a wife again. At least according to Radar as they were the first report that the Witherspoon/Toth wedding would happen on March 26th. More evidence of that was provided last night as Reese, in mom wedges and a cardigan, and Jim and the children hooked up for dinner with family members on both sides. Full Story

Franco: more and more like Lilo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2011 07:15:49 March 23, 2011 07:15:49

You know how she namechecks, right? Lindsay Lohan? Like she’ll have dinner somewhere and maybe Johnny Depp will walk by and nod his head because he can’t be rude and five minutes later on Twitter, Lilo will be all like – Johnny Depp came by my table and wished me luck. It happens all the time. Full Story

March 23, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2011 06:57:04 March 23, 2011 06:57:04

Anna H! Happy Birthday with love from Roberto! Congrats to Alanna and Matt on the safe arrival of Baby Molly! Can't wait 'til she makes her first visit to PEI! - from your PEI girls To Sheri – Happy Birthday! A visit from your bestie with champagne sounds amazing. So does that weekend in Santa Fe. Full Story

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Dear Gossips,

The Weekly LiveBlog returns today at 3pm ET/Noon PT. Join us! Are we allowed to keep sleeping on days when every headline is about the dumbassness that is Dancing with the Hasbeen Sh-ts? For the next 3 months, Kirstie Alley’s dancing weight will dominate every discussion.  Read Full Intro

We need help

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2011 14:43:38 March 22, 2011 14:43:38

So what did Chris Brown do today? Well, he was pissed that they wanted to ask him about Rihanna on Good Morning America and threw a chair at a window. People.com though, ever the “fair” voice when it comes to celebrity reporting, decided to dedicate their coverage today about how supportive his fans have been. Full Story

Remember Wes Bentley?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2011 13:41:00 March 22, 2011 13:41:00

Ricky Fitts! I’ve maybe seen American Beauty too many times. Anyway, Wes Bentley is back. He was in Spain today promoting a movie we’ll probably never see called There Be Dragons with Olga Kurylenko. We’ll get to her later. Wes is making something of a comeback. And a rather honest one, I think. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2011 13:05:00 March 22, 2011 13:05:00

Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton’s black hole does not accept non-whites (The Superficial)

I feel like I’m being forced at gunpoint (Dlisted

Seriously, why is Qantas so far up John Travolta’s ass? (Popeater)

Ashley Greene has been papped every day since her “breakup” with Joe Jonas (Hollywood Tuna)

OMG. I need these twin pyjamas (Pop Sugar)

Country Bitch honours George W Bush (Just Jared)

Sigh. Who actually cares whether or not Eva Longoria is single? (Popoholic)

Um, how old is Juliette Lewis’s new boyfriend? I want one too (Celebuzz)

More evidence that the new Wonder Woman might suck (Pink Is The New Blog)

It’s the way she’s posing, in combination with the pink and the bow – Duana would say: stop dressing like a CHILD (Go Fug Yourself)

Weekly Live Blog - Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2011 11:54:29 March 22, 2011 11:54:29

Lots to talk about, right? Hunger Games, The Dark Knight Rises, Coop and Snappy splitting, the Royal Wedding, Gwyneth, so much more… I’m with Sarah from Cinesnark for the next hour. Hope you can join us.As always, please keep the racism etc off my board. Full Story

Sandy & Snappy! New BFFs!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2011 10:46:46 March 22, 2011 10:46:46

Sandra Bullock worked with Bradley Cooper on a sh-tty movie called All About Steve, or something, for which she won a Razzie Award. They’re friends. Now that Coop and Renee Zellweger are over, Star Magazine thinks we should believe that he and Sandy are suddenly f-cking. They’re not. Just like she was never f-cking Ryan Reynolds though the two are indeed close friends. Full Story

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Tears over noodles?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2011 09:52:14 March 22, 2011 09:52:14

And Chinese noodles? I mean, my people, we know how to do noodles. Noodles are not something to cry over. But this post is about Sienna Miller. And if anyone can find a reason to cry over noodles, it’s Sienna Miller. Which is why I already called bullsh-t last week on her assertion that she’s removed the drama from her life. Full Story

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That window could have been a face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2011 08:07:09 March 22, 2011 08:07:09

Change? Please. How long have I been saying that Chris Brown hasn’t changed? Again, it’s not that forgiveness is not possible. It’s that it has to be preceded by contrition and real accountability, both of which have been lacking on his part. Brown was on Good Morning America today trying to promote his new album. Full Story