Worst Globes Makeup: Eva Longoria

January 17, 2011 07:43:44 Posted at January 17, 2011 07:43:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Duana So yesterday I spent trying to find bridesmaid’s dresses for myself and five of my sister’s closest friends. This process – and the ensuing ‘results’ photo, which makes me want to kill myself – has proved that neutrality on what someone is wearing is nearly impossible to come by. Full Story

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Globes Dexter: Michael C Hall & Julia Stiles

January 17, 2011 07:29:00 Posted at January 17, 2011 07:29:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And no Jennifer Carpenter. Well, that would have been awkward, non? Hall and Carpenter are done. Hall was nominated for Dexter, as was the show. Julia Stiles was nominated too. She was hilariously missing when they called her name. With so many eyes watching at the afterparties, they better be careful with the affection. Full Story

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Best Globe Colour: Kyra Sedgwick

January 17, 2011 07:14:00 Posted at January 17, 2011 07:14:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Duana Kyra Sedgwick – what is not to love? She’s that particular type of woman – if Hollywood is high school, and let’s say for the sake of argument that that particular messed up sentiment is true – she’s the girl who’s always invited to the party, often stays in the background the whole time. Full Story

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Worst Friend Whore: Diddy

January 17, 2011 07:03:04 Posted at January 17, 2011 07:03:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is why the Globes are by far the most fun to watch. Because of the cutaways. Because of what happens right before they go to commercial. When these motherf-ckers get up and start mixing tables. Like when Diddy stood behind Marky Mark, practically panting, waiting for Marky to turn around and acknowledge him. Full Story

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Worst But Best Red Carpet Interviewer: Alexa Chung

January 17, 2011 06:39:00 Posted at January 17, 2011 06:39:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First let me just say that I love Alexa Chung. Her look. Her style. AND mostly that she’s f-cking out to lunch. When the press release came out that she’d be interviewing for NBC on their pre-show, it was Christmas. Because if you ever watched her MTV show back then, you know that that girl is LAZY. Full Story

Worst Tendrils: Country Bitch

January 17, 2011 06:29:17 Posted at January 17, 2011 06:29:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This hair… is disgusting. What is it with people and tendrils? What exactly is the point? Are you down, or are you up? Are you insecure about your jaw? Are you posing for a wedding portrait at the mall? This side swept business with the prominent division of the crown lift bun action is also the mark of the tacky assness that characterises her repeated sartorial criminal activity. Full Story

Worst Globe Overkill: Olivia Wilde

January 17, 2011 06:20:56 Posted at January 17, 2011 06:20:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s a lovely girl. She’s really nice, she is. But… she needs to stop trying to make herself happen. I don’t understand why Olivia Wilde shows up at everything and suddenly books every movie. Who decided this? Do you feel her It? Because I don’t feel her It. All I feel is that dress blinding me. Full Story

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The Golden Globe Awards 2011

January 17, 2011 06:07:47 Posted at January 17, 2011 06:07:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ricky Gervais, right? Not to be belligerent but if you’re reading this blog, and you’re a gossipy bitch, I won’t understand it if you come at me with – “he was so inappropriate”. He was exactly as we wanted him to be. He did not care. And he said the sh-t you want him to say. Full Story

Friday, January 14, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Really like the way Sony is rolling out this Oscar campaign for The Social Network while also taking the opportunity to hype up its next big star Andrew Garfield. He’s been visible and accessible on carpets, and at awards shows, and the Details Magazine cover and feature was nicely timed, and now, just days before the Golden Globes, the first photo of him as the new Spider-Man has been released.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

January 14, 2011 15:05:37 Posted at January 14, 2011 15:05:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Fantasy Throwdown: Scarjo vs America’s Sweetheart? (Dlisted)

Girls who put makeup on just to post a picture on Twitter… (The Superficial)

Celebrities aren’t more fertile than you. They just have more money. (Popeater)

Now here’s someone who’s had a blank resume for years (Hollywood Tuna)

If you win this, please ask Jennifer Aniston if John Mayer peed on her (Pop Sugar)

Well here’s a good influence for Keira Knightley after her split (Just Jared)

Ummm…what genius thought Rossum and Vegas would go together??? (Celebuzz)

If she’s so brainy and funny, why is she tweeting her tits? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Christ. Where’s my Grey Goose? It’s an endless barrage of discouragement. (Pink Is The New Blog)

Ballet + KFed: like caviar and Cheetos? (Cele|bitchy)