Smutty Tingles

January 18, 2011 10:24:53 Posted at January 18, 2011 10:24:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh PLEASE. What can this twat direct besides where to put the crystals on her vagina? (The Superficial)

Ricky Gervais still hasn’t been murdered by Elisabeth Moss. (Dlisted)

Why Vince Vaughn’s new movie couldn’t sell (Popeater)

While Jennifer Aniston poses with teddy bears, her young costar wraps herself in a sheet (Hollywood Tuna)

Amanda Seyfried still hasn’t figured out he’s a douche (Pop Sugar)

Jake Gyllenhaal’s godparent lunch (Just Jared)

Scarjo’s champagne tits (Popoholic)

Jennifer Lopez’s Globe dress was an asshole. Her new song…is so much Try to be Britney (Celebuzz)

Hugh Jackman wants you to drink his iced tea (Pink Is The New Blog)

I would scream in terror if I opened my eyes and saw her face in the middle of the night (Go Fug Yourself)

Mrs Wahlberg’s BitchFace

January 18, 2011 09:15:00 Posted at January 18, 2011 09:15:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And here we thought she was just a garden variety model wife. A very fertile one at that. But Mrs Wahlberg, also known as Rhea Durham, she has a raging bitch inside of her. And when she lets it out? Look. The. F-ck. Out. It’s amazing. The background: I work on an entertainment news show in Canada called etalk Full Story

Gwyneth, you look like sh-t

January 18, 2011 08:23:02 Posted at January 18, 2011 08:23:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jesus, this is bad. Maybe even the worst. Gwyneth was in Geneva yesterday at the Baume & Mercier Gala. She’s their new ambassador or something. I wonder if they regret their choice. Because on one of the first occasions she’s representing them, she looks like total f-cking ass. Goddamn, what is happening to her face? It’s blotchy, it looks burned, it’s gaunt, her hair is lank, she seems tired… Gwyneth is a lot of things, and she can look a lot of ways, but Gwyneth rarely, if ever, looks low classy. Full Story

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Jennifer doesn’t take herself too seriously

January 18, 2011 07:24:54 Posted at January 18, 2011 07:24:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Do you find that the people who say they don’t take themselves too seriously are almost always people who actually DO take themselves too seriously? Jennifer Aniston claims she doesn’t take herself too seriously. She tells this to Allure Magazine. She’s on the new cover promoting Just Go With It, the new comedy with Adam Sandler. Full Story

Monday, January 17, 2011

Dear Gossips,

It was a good entertaining show. You know, we complain a lot when awards shows are boring. This one was not boring. Maybe not for the reasons they wanted, but from a smutty standpoint? There was a LOT of gold. So much gold. Thank you Ricky Gervais, but we’ll get to that later.  Read Full Intro

An Overdresser goes blonde

January 17, 2011 14:50:35 Posted at January 17, 2011 14:50:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kate Beckinsale was photographed at LAX the other day completely blonde. She is supposed to start shooting a new Underworld soon. Not sure if this is the reason. But first, a holiday in Mexico with her husband and her daughter, showing off a siiiiiiick body in a frilly baby girl bikini. I want that stomach. Full Story

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Girly Throwdowns and the Hard Break

January 17, 2011 14:22:00 Posted at January 17, 2011 14:22:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sasha Sasha! So, I'm a college student who, a few months ago, found herself involved in some serious girl sh-t. Without going into too much detail, let's just say a girl we had all taken for something of a dumb blonde (and I had taken for a friend) stabbed the sh-t out of my back at my house's Halloween party. Full Story

Sunday Rose’s New Sister!

January 17, 2011 13:54:47 Posted at January 17, 2011 13:54:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Duana Right. So, at the end of a very busy celeb news cycle Keith and Nicole dropped the information that apparently, on December 28th, they became parents via surrogate to Faith Margaret Urban. I had a series of thoughts and I thought I’d try to harness them individually. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

January 17, 2011 13:29:45 Posted at January 17, 2011 13:29:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hi Gossips. Lainey’s had back-to-back shoots and all-nighter last night. Tingles is mine today.

PS…I think last night finally knocked Natalie P off the Freebie 5 for good. And no, it’s not cause she wants to make babies. It’s a combination of things that started the day I saw her in sweatpants. You know which one. And now that laugh… brrrrrrrrrr.

PPS…thanks for your patience with the site this afternoon. We’re getting hammered! – Jacek


Sandy no hump Ryan (Dlisted)

KK…this is good…it’s just too much when you turn sideways (The Superficial)

Ricky G’s not coming back (Popeater)

Modern Family jewel (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate and Jamie in assy jeans (Pop Sugar)

Bond’s coming back (Just Jared)

Colin Farrell in LA (Cele|bitchy)

Britney has a new sound? Or the same synthesized, distorted one I hear over and over no matter the song (Socialite Life)

I like sushi (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I really DO NOT understand kids. How this guy continues to cash in makes me angry (I'm Not Obsessed)