November 2, 2010 Smutty Shout-Outs

November 2, 2010 07:06:00 Posted at November 2, 2010 07:06:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is for Emily G in Halifax who is missing her Nan. Shawna B requested for you some Jim Sturgess but specifically as Dexter and it appears I didn’t get ‘round to posting these shots of Jim back when they were shooting One Day in Paris: Dexter in his jammies meeting up with his ma, played by the indomitable Patricia Clarkson, brilliantly cast. Full Story

Monday, November 1, 2010

Dear Gossips,

I’m with the girl who’s willing to “go ugly” for Halloween. Few of them are. And certainly not, say, someone like Kate Beckinsale. She actually POSED for the paps on the sidewalk while out trick or treating with her kid.  Read Full Intro

Hollywood’s Most Powerful on a ledge

November 1, 2010 14:31:00 Posted at November 1, 2010 14:31:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A couple of weeks ago, Entertainment Weekly published their list of Hollywood’s Most Powerful. The rankings were based largely on box office averages. Sam Worthington took the top spot. Avatar, Clash of the Titans, Terminator – you cannot argue with those numbers. If you were a contrarian you’d probably say that’s it’s nothing to do with HIM, but more to do with those projects, they were no-brainers. Full Story

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Swifty and Jakey: Weekend #2

November 1, 2010 13:21:32 Posted at November 1, 2010 13:21:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Exclusive Hot tip just in! Just learned that Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal were at Post Ranch Inn in Big Sur this weekend. They were seen together over breakfast and also by the pool. Swifty was wearing a beret. There was some handholding and their arms were around each other and she was touching his hair and getting lost in his cute ass amazing face. Full Story

Jesse in Rome

November 1, 2010 13:00:19 Posted at November 1, 2010 13:00:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I've been meaning to post photos of him for a while and then something always came up. Then on Friday night Zombieland was showing on HBO. Again I was reminded how much I like him. I liked him a lot in Adventureland. And very much for his brilliant performance in The Social Network. And the angles of his face. Full Story

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FNL: The Final Season – Part the First

November 1, 2010 12:01:00 Posted at November 1, 2010 12:01:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Duana Season 5, Episode 1 Spoilers abound below. If you are waiting for the spring broadcast, be warned. It shouldn’t be any surprise to anyone who reads here often to learn that Friday Night Lights is precious. To me, so much so that I went to Austin to stalk the set last year (I don’t know what’s still standing, but if you want the chills this show provides over and over again, all it takes is going to stand in Herrmann field, where the Panthers play…), and such that the decision to recap this final season of the show was, sing it with me, bittersweet. Full Story

Carey doesn’t look back

November 1, 2010 11:31:49 Posted at November 1, 2010 11:31:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I loved her with Shia, but I think I might love her even more for how she’s handling their breakup. It’s the opposite of Porny Jessica Simpson. It’s dignified and stoic and sassy with some f-ck you strategically sprinkled in just to make sure we know she can handle this sh-t, yeah she can. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

November 1, 2010 10:54:20 Posted at November 1, 2010 10:54:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

AS IF she would go in a plushie suit for Halloween (Dlisted)

Heidi doesn’t need to show her body, but this... the f-ck? (The Superficial)

Someone please release the tape. And wait for CBS to brush it off. (Popeater)

Jessica Alba suits up for Spy Kids, looks amazing (Egotastic)

Matthew Morrison’s Canadian Halloween sweater (Just Jared)

Gisele and her baby in New York. He has cute feet. (Pop Sugar)

Emile Hirsch with a roller girl, still a loser (SocialiteLife)

Everyone, including porn stars, at the pumpkin patch to get papped (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Kate Hudson and her man pre-Halloween (INO)

Emma Watson on what it’s like to be so bloody rich (Cele|bitchy

Who are you eyef-cking now?

November 1, 2010 10:09:55 Posted at November 1, 2010 10:09:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha passed on your ass and I tried so hard, SO HARD, that night to cajole her, force her, blackmail her into going back into that party to return your eyef-cking but she refused. What she also left out of her story was that she had just started hanging out with the boyman who would go on to become her husband. Full Story

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Rally images

November 1, 2010 08:59:39 Posted at November 1, 2010 08:59:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Did you go? I’ve heard from a few of you who were there. SO MANY PEOPLE WERE THERE! I would have wanted to be there. But, um, even if I could have been there, I probably would have last minute pussied out of being there because of the toilet situation. I can’t use the portable kind. And I am so neurotic about that sh-t that it would be the only thing on my mind. Full Story

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Sometimes panic mail is better than hatemail

November 1, 2010 08:32:40 Posted at November 1, 2010 08:32:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thank you for your requests for more Twi-Hard hatemail. They just haven’t been very creative lately. “I want to kick you in the c-nt” has been done too many times. And better, frankly, by Brangelunatics and Jennifer Aniston fans. Today however there appears to be a crisis. I woke up to several messages in my personal inbox, panicked queries about the status of “Robsten”, from Twi-Hards begging for reassurance that Bella and Edward are ok. Full Story