Ellen's Super poster

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2011 06:59:57 March 15, 2011 06:59:57

Have you seen it? Check out the new Super poster featuring Ellen Page. The trailer is below. About Rainn Wilson whose wife is seduced by a skeezy drug dealer, played hilariously by Kevin Bacon. To assuage his feelings of inadequacy, Wilson becomes a superhero with Ellen as his diminutive scrawny sidekick, hopping around enthusiastically in a yellow and green unitard. Full Story

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Making a bag of dogsh-t look good

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2011 06:38:00 March 15, 2011 06:38:00

It’s not my favourite thing in the world, picking up my dogs’ sh-t, but it’s what happens when you have dogs. You pick up a lot of sh-t. And here’s Ryan Gosling after picking up his dog’s sh-t in Detroit on the set of the Ides of March. I like it that Ralph has been travelling with him. Full Story

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Well, as long as he’s taking responsibility…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2011 06:23:50 March 15, 2011 06:23:50

I mean, I suppose that’s how his fans would defend it, right? There’s one in particular. She’s been writing to me for a year. It’s very endearing her loyalty to Ryan Phillippe. She feels that the way I’ve been commenting on his, um, dating patterns is unfair. She doesn’t believe that Phillippe ever cheated on Reese Witherspoon. Full Story

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March 15, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2011 06:02:20 March 15, 2011 06:02:20

Happy first day of mat leave, Loni! looking forward to meeting baby McQuaid any day now! -from your PEI girls Dani – Happy 27th Birthday! I’m really, really sorry I can’t find the video of my friend Dan Levy laying a bitch on Kristen Stewart on the Aftershow. Needless to say, when it comes to Twilight, freedom of the press doesn’t always apply. Full Story

Monday, March 14, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Please note: I am currently en route to Edinburgh (overnight Sunday) and have prewritten several posts to be rolled out while I’m flying. I should be able to be back online for Smutty Tingles and will be blogging in real time then.  Read Full Intro

No neck for your birthday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2011 12:59:50 March 14, 2011 12:59:50

It was Kellan Lutz’s birthday this weekend. So he celebrated at a cheesy party in Vegas. As you can see, he was not accompanied by a neck, and unfortunately no one thought to give him one. That’s what my present to Kellan would have been: a neck. And if you could gift someone with the ability to not be so f-cking lameass, I would have bought him that too. Full Story

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Gwyneth’s 10 lbs not 20

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2011 11:53:20 March 14, 2011 11:53:20

Gwyneth Paltrow is continuing to promote Country Strong in foreign markets. Currently she covers the new issue of Madison Magazine out of Australia. She tells the magazine that she doesn’t understand why everyone thought she gained 20 lbs for the movie. It was “only” 10. “I have no idea where that came from, but I gained 10 pounds, not 20!” Well then maybe you should talk to your trainer Tracy Anderson. Full Story

Tough choices, bff breakups & the baby card

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2011 11:35:00 March 14, 2011 11:35:00

My marriage hasn't been good for going on 2 years. I haven't been happy. We live with her dad and we don't have much money and I don't see my bffs enough and I almost never get to visit my fam in Greece. I don't know if I'm in love with her anymore or if I just love her.... It's been bad. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2011 10:46:21 March 14, 2011 10:46:21

Tingling you from St Andrews, Scotland today! The golf-ness around here is amazing. I wish I brought my clubs. Then again, it’s cold and “dreich” which is how they say “drizzly”. I am in LOVE with this country so hard.

Have you run out of Bitch Pleases for the Lohans? (Dlisted)

Do NOT want to see an Usher sex tape. But if they have any footage of their breakup, I’m all over that (The Superficial)

Bitch Fights between belligerent men (Popeater)

Princess Catherine hard ass body in a white bikini (Hollywood Tuna)

Ashlee wanted to make sure Pete doesn’t think she’s f-cking his friend. Or something. (Pop Sugar)

Emma Stone curls up to play Skeeter (Just Jared)

Sigh. How much do you miss Madonna? (Cele|bitchy)

Renee is Bradley’s biggest cheerleader (Socialite Life)

Teresa Palmer is another one of those girls who looks different from minute to minute (Popoholic)

Daniel Radcliffe is ok with you asking about his personal life (I'm Not Obsessed)

Jessica’s single face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2011 09:56:45 March 14, 2011 09:56:45

You know it’s bad when even People.com is intimating that your now ex-boyfriend cheated on you. When summarising the Biel/Timberlake split, People mentioned the infidelity rumours several times, citing a source who said that Jessica “looked the other way” when Justin cheated. Full Story

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It’s official: Gangster Brad is hot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2011 09:26:52 March 14, 2011 09:26:52

Come on…you don’t think so? You don’t see a little old school Thelma & Louise happening here? Really? These are shots of Brad Pitt shooting Cogan’s Trade in New Orleans on Friday and Saturday. Look at his pretty boy pose in the series of photos taken at night. It’s the way he posed in the early part of his career. Full Story

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