Carey’s imminent wedding?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2012 16:24:00 April 10, 2012 16:24:00

What to make of this? The Daily Mail, which is full of sh-t daily, reported yesterday that Carey Mulligan’s hen night happened two weeks ago. Carey is engaged to Marcus Mumford. And, obviously, a hen night usually precedes an actual wedding. Full Story

Who makes them do these things?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2012 16:15:57 April 10, 2012 16:15:57

It was Kristen Stewart’s birthday yesterday. She’s now 22 which... I’m pretty sure is not a milestone number or anything, at least not in these parts, but whatever. A big ass embarrassing deal was made of it, and it was out of her control.  In honour of Kristen’s Special Day, her Snow White And The Huntsman cast-mates were made to record personalised birthday messages for her. Full Story

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Marilyn's a 'Tomato'. Discuss.

Duana Posted by Duana at April 10, 2012 16:04:41 April 10, 2012 16:04:41

Smash Season 1 Episode 10 recapSo the thing is that my PVR brings in the last 90 seconds of Dancing With The Stars.  And I can't criticize that show anymore because it's so much better and more professional than, you know, the people on the show about professional singers and actors. But this week's episode of Smash isn't even really about the ins and outs of being a professional, except inasmuch as you decide how much you like getting yelled at during the course of your job. Full Story

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Did you watch Scandal?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2012 15:03:27 April 10, 2012 15:03:27

Shonda Rimes created Grey’s Anatomy, Private Practice, and wrote Britney Spears’s Crossroads (!). Her new show, Scandal, premiered on ABC last Thursday. Did you watch? I saw the pilot episode at the TCAs in January and enjoyed it. But the version I saw was before it was given the network treatment. What happened on Thursday was. Full Story

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After a break: Paula Patton

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2012 14:36:53 April 10, 2012 14:36:53

Remember Paula Patton in yellow at the Golden Globes? Click here if you can’t, although this would surprise me because she earned the Sit DOWN award of the evening. Fortunately, after that, Paula went away, kept a low profile, and was not seated front row at any other award shows. Full Story

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Monday, April 9, 2012

Dear Gossips,

“Try to smile with your mouth closed.”

Really. It’s the small details. When a man’s family consists of daughter-wives, well, that’s why they all look like daughter-wives. And isn’t that exactly the girl who would be bent over in the bowels of a boat by Theon Greyjoy?

Too mean? Please. You know what happens to the naive in Game Of Thrones, right? I feel like that’s the expectation they put on their viewers too: kindness will not (often) be rewarded.

It was a busy weekend in gossip, and I’ve some catching up to do from taking Friday off. A very full column is ahead. Please check back often. Blogging from Seattle today as we’ve been here all weekend in advance of the Radiohead show at Key Arena tonight. Clam chowder is the best breakfast ever.

Yours in gossip,


Tom Cruise is my Rainier

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2012 20:35:59 April 9, 2012 20:35:59

Tom Cruise is really, really good at going super stealth undercover. Not unlike Johnny Depp. And the Brange. When he doesn’t want to be found, he will not be found. I wonder why his wife takes a different approach. There are several possible answers, of course, but I haven’t decided which one I like best. Full Story

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I can’t find your point because you are too smart

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2012 19:49:52 April 9, 2012 19:49:52

A few years ago, there was an article floating around about Ashley Judd being the most “erudite” celebrity on the list of Erudite Celebrities. Is it because she’s so well educated? Perhaps. But I wonder if it isn’t because she wrestles you down on the ground with her big words and mashes them in your face until you concede. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2012 18:45:27 April 9, 2012 18:45:27

Hollywood’s biggest Drama Queen won’t be held back (Dlisted)
I guess that’s what happens when Miley Cyrus rides her bike with a dress on (The Superficial)
If Britney still needs to be looked after by all the men in her life, how is it ok to keep pushing her out on tour? (Celebedge)
Hayden Panettiere joins the Twitter bikini trend (Hollywood Tuna)
Blue goes to St Barts (Pop Sugar)
Janet Jackson’s waist is really small again and, again, she’s showing it to you (Just Jared)
The Atonement of Jesse James (Cele|bitchy
Reese’s Easter bump goes to church (Socialite Life)
Rachel Bilson has sex with chocolate ice cream (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Marky Mark’s arms are bigger than his babies (I'm Not Obsessed)

When you’re ready, just say you’re ready

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2012 17:32:04 April 9, 2012 17:32:04
Wenn, Blue Wasp/Grey Wasp/Splash

'Cause if you let meHere's what I'll do I'll take care of you Obviously I am obsessed with Drake’s video for Take Care featuring Rihanna. But what does it mean? Is it close? Is it too close? Is it real? Is it just real enough? Whatever it is, it’s temptation for assumption. And my assumptions are all over it. Full Story

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Lea & Cory on Easter holiday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2012 16:28:39 April 9, 2012 16:28:39

Lea Michele and Cory Monteith spent the weekend in Cabo by the pool. So I guess their love is, like, for real for reals now? I mean, I feel like that happiness on her face is totally for reals. I don’t know that she’s that great of an actor that she’s faking those feelings. And, well, at the risk of getting into a fight with you all, I think I might be into it. Full Story

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