EVERYTHING HAPPENS

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2011 08:56:47 March 14, 2011 08:56:47

Written by Duana Previously on the Vampire Diaries….Thanks to all of you on Twitter who told me which episodes would be best to watch and reminded me that Matt is human. OR USED TO BE. Anyway, interestingly, nobody wanted me to watch anything from season 1 except the finale, “Founder’s Day”. Full Story

Jakey throws down

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2011 08:13:07 March 14, 2011 08:13:07

As I’ve said, I don’t like being put in the position of having to defend celebrities. That’s not my job. And frankly, it’s actually not that much fun. But there’s no other perspective here as far as I’m concerned. Jake Gyllenhaal in this situation is beyond reproach. Full Story

Why can’t you get your hair right?!?!?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2011 07:53:00 March 14, 2011 07:53:00

I mean… I just shouted out in anger in the middle of the living room at 12:30am at Duana’s on Saturday night/Sunday morning while writing this because F-CK, why can’t Katherine Heigl ever get her goddamn hair right?!?!? She’s 32. She’s not 62. She’s tall and pretty, with the kind of good looks that don’t necessarily intimidate, belying the fact that she’s actually a mouthy ungrateful bitch. Full Story

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LaLa and other options

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2011 06:55:21 March 14, 2011 06:55:21

So I’m sure you’ve heard. Because, seriously, it was broadcast around the world like relief for a natural disaster, as if it could possibly be that monumental: David Beckham confirmed the other day that he and Victoria are expecting a baby girl. Full Story

Lame

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2011 06:37:38 March 14, 2011 06:37:38

Emma Watson tweaked us up last week teasing about a new project on Twitter. Turns out, it’s just a cosmetics company contract. Lancome. The company uses a rose in their marketing. And Emma was born in Paris. Full Story

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Young vs. old Hunger Games

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2011 06:27:41 March 14, 2011 06:27:41

Written by Sarah I’ve been saying for the past year that sixteen-year-old Saorise Ronan should be Katniss, and after seeing her in True Grit, I also thought that fourteen-year-old Hailee Steinfeld would also make a good Katniss. Full Story

Who would want to work with this?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2011 06:07:19 March 14, 2011 06:07:19

She’s long had a reputation for being absolute hell to work with. I mean like straight up crazy. Leaves her sh-t, sometimes literally, everywhere, specifies exact times when people can or cannot talk to her, is foaming at the mouth insane one minute, calm and collected the next. Lately her opportunities have dried up. Full Story

March 14, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2011 06:03:25 March 14, 2011 06:03:25

Japan is in crisis. Please help if you can through the Humanitarian Coalition’s appeal for Japan to support 4 leading NGOs including CARE, Oxfam Canada, Oxfam-Quebec, and Save the Children whose work typically focuses on women and children in the area of shelter, water, and emergency supplies. CLICK HERE Full Story

Friday, March 11, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Thoughts to those who are in Japan. Best to you, your loved ones, your neighbours, your colleagues... hope you are safe. Justin Timberlake has two movies due for release this summer. Evidently he doesn’t need a girlfriend for that.  Read Full Intro

Emma’s breadcrumbs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2011 13:29:01 March 11, 2011 13:29:01

I love word mysteries! Even though I suck at them! Emma Watson is weaving one on her Twitter. (Seriously, every sentence you can make with Twitter sounds dirty.) She hadn’t tweeted since February 22nd. Then today, out of the blue, this:A new venture is starting - what can it be? Follow my clues and you will see. Full Story

Katie & Little Sci on a helicopter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2011 12:39:25 March 11, 2011 12:39:25

Katie Holmes looked in great spirits today flying out of Manhattan on a helicopter. This is the life of Mrs Cruise. Private jets and helicopters, the convenience of not having to sit in traffic. You know, in these shots from the window, she actually does give off a Jackie O vibe. The trench coat and the glasses, right? As for the soother thing Full Story

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