Friday, February 3, 2012 Dear Gossips,

Was it only last year that cameras caught Cameron Diaz feeding Alex Rodriguez popcorn during the Super Bowl? That dick f-cked up her so badly she had to seek solace by dry-riding P Diddy.

Will Cammie be at the Super Bowl?

If so I hope she goes with Kobe. Kobe is single now. Kobe is how you tell A-Rod he was a waste of time.

Um, I am so excited about the Super Bowl I can’t actually stand it. Maybe because it was such a massive upset last time they met. Maybe because it was so close, they’re saying this could be the tightest point spread in 30 years. Maybe it’s because I really, really can’t wait for the Gisele cutaways during the game.

There’s something to look forward to every weekend in February. Why do people say it’s a sh-tty month?

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2012 22:03:37 February 3, 2012 22:03:37

Sasha finds horses, deer, cats, dogs, and rabbits and Hayley has a workout for beginners and tips for sore muscles in LifeStyle

First of all, get over it, Kristen Stewart. And second, oh my God, did you really throw down such a lame ass diss? (Dlisted)

Why I don’t go to clubs anymore (The Superficial)

Ricky Martin should get a permanent spot on that show (Towleroad)

The Thinnification of Ashley Greene? (Hollywood Tuna)

How John Krasinski wooed Emily Blunt (Pop Sugar)

Posh says she doesn’t “follow fashion or trends” (Just Jared)

Surprise! Angelina Jolie came between Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis (Cele|bitchy)

Gaga and football...has nothing to do with Madonna, right? (Celebuzz)

Taylor Momsen is legal now... which... seems old to me (Egotastic!)

Why am I just learning now that Clare Arnold is working again??? (Go Fug Yourself)

Card tricks with Jesse Eisenberg

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2012 21:09:47 February 3, 2012 21:09:47

It’s been a while, hasn’t it?This is Jesse Eisenberg on the set of Now You See Me in New Orleans attracting me with his bone structure. What is it about his hair here that’s making him really, really hot???In the film, opening next January, Jesse plays Atlas, the leader of the Horsemen, a group of magicians/illusionists who steal from corporations and rich assholes during their performances and distribute the money to audience members. Full Story

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What is love? With Rihanna & Drake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2012 19:38:23 February 3, 2012 19:38:23

Rihanna went blonde for a photo shoot. Here she is, in an outfit I LOVE, last night at the Roxbury. Drake was also at the Roxbury.Um...what year is it???And would these two please just f-cking make it happen already, like, permanently?The reality is...probably not. Rihanna and Drake are, for them, for all of us, much too easy. Full Story

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The Vampire Diaries Season 3 Episode 13 recap

Duana Posted by Duana at February 3, 2012 17:56:23 February 3, 2012 17:56:23
Courtesy the CW

Before we get to the recap proper, thank you all for your emails, especially last week when we were in withdrawal.  Brooke writes a lot but wanted me to know about Matthew Davis’ (Alaric) Twitter this week.  Did you guys see this? Apparently the man himself has been asked why Alaric and Elena have such, um…chemistry. Full Story

Madonna Weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2012 17:30:53 February 3, 2012 17:30:53
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Madonna’s movie W.E. opens today.The video for Madonna’s new song Give Me All Your Luvin’ is now available online. See below. Madonna will perform during halftime at the Super Bowl on Sunday.After all these years, Madonna still knows how to get in your face. Here’s Madge flexing all her muscles yesterday at her Super Bowl press conference. Full Story

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Rachel and another carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2012 16:25:48 February 3, 2012 16:25:48

Rachel McAdams looked gorgeous last night on the red carpet for the Hollywood premiere of Journey 2: The Mysterious Island. I never used to like her as a blonde. Now I love her as a blonde. Is it just a matter of getting accustomed to it? Rachel is not in Journey 2: The Mysterious Island. Rachel is not Annalynne McCord or various and the like. Full Story

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Clooney & Pitt wish this would derail Dujardin

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 3, 2012 16:06:56 February 3, 2012 16:06:56

So Jean Dujardin, the stone cold French fox who scored a surprise Best Actor upset at the SAGs for The Artist, has a new movie coming out in France. It’s called Les Infideles and it’s about a bunch of guys cheating. The ad campaign features images of the men, including Dujardin, in suggestive positions with women and racy taglines. Full Story

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Looking good together in sweats

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2012 15:48:10 February 3, 2012 15:48:10
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I don’t mean to be happy when they weren’t out for a happy reason, but next to Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield, there isn’t a young couple I love more, right now at least, than Kirsten Dunst and Garrett Hedlund. Especially when they look like they just woke up well after noon. God I miss being lazy in my 20s. Full Story

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