But why not Porny?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2011 13:29:47 April 27, 2011 13:29:47

Jessica Simpson lived up to my nickname for her last night at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood Style Issue party in LA. Looks like a fluffer was hired to jerk off her hair. And she was honoured with the “Style Icon” award. Sure. In fairness, this isn’t the worst she’s ever looked. Full Story

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Scarlett’s boyfriend and his hair gel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2011 12:23:03 April 27, 2011 12:23:03

Sean Penn showed up at the premiere of Love Hate Love at the Tribeca Film Festival last night in a skinny tie with some gel in his hair like he was trying to work a little Robert Pattinson/Edward Cullen into his life. Maybe Scarjo likes it that way. Running her hands through it when it’s all sticky, after she removes her foot off of his balls. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2011 11:51:24 April 27, 2011 11:51:24

Julianne Moore throws down a challenge to Tina Fey  (Dlisted)

Two losers have sex, does anyone care? (The Superficial)

Remember when that guy meant more to you than you meant to him? (Popeater)

Miley Cyrus. We get it. They grew (Hollywood Tuna)

Kristen Stewart in a bikini and Robert Pattinson is touching her (Pop Sugar)

Why can’t he talk about how he loves to dance? (Just Jared)

Will.i.am apparently doesn’t think girls should do it as much as guys. (Cele|bitchy)

Anna kendrick finally wears a dress i like (Celebuzz)

If she’s a whore, I wanna be a whore (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I prefer my Tom Hardy a little more lean (Towelroad)

Influential Blake is now red

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2011 10:20:47 April 27, 2011 10:20:47

The Time 100 gala took place in New York last night honouring its list of 100 Most Influential People in the World which, as reported last week, includes Blake Lively. There are too many riddles in life. Sometimes you just have to move on. As you can see, she debuted a new look – red hair replacing her trademark blonde. Full Story

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Sunglasses and Hamm

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2011 09:00:54 April 27, 2011 09:00:54

Go on with your hot self. Keep walking because I like to watch. Jon Hamm was at the Laker game last night arriving in shades and cheered as the team took at 3-2 lead over New Orleans. He was also wearing a leather jacket and just the right amount of stubble. So considerate, non? On a day when I am tight on time, need good photos and not too many words, Jon Hamm delivers. Full Story

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Kate & Chelsy: last minute errands

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2011 08:05:45 April 27, 2011 08:05:45

Both Prince William and Kate Middleton stopped in at her family home in Bucklebury yesterday though not together. He dropped off a small package, she was seen behind the wheel, driving away with her security. This girl is savvy, non? She’s letting us see her when the royal bosses probably want to keep her hidden, and we’re seeing her doing the things she may not be able to do anymore when she becomes a Princess. Full Story

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Dear Glee

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2011 07:20:35 April 27, 2011 07:20:35

Written by Duana It’s been a long time. I know, I’ve said some things. And I mean, look. Like I said, I probably would have said all of them to your face. I didn’t do it in malice, I just – I wanted you to know that I thought you could be better. Full Story

Sponsored Tingles: Reveal The Dirt - Week 3

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2011 06:52:16 April 27, 2011 06:52:16

On to the third week in our Reveal the Dirt Contest. As you know, we’re working with the Bioré® skin care experts to test your Smut Skills and give you a chance to win some amazing Bioré® skin care products. Each week we’ve featured a new Bioré® product and a smutty story from the Gossip Anthology for you to uncover to qualify for a weekly prize draw. Full Story

Lindsay LOHAN: Oscar again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2011 06:47:00 April 27, 2011 06:47:00

Every few months or so she’s at it – bringing up Oscar, like it’s some kind of foregone conclusion. Lindsay LOHAN can’t stay out of court, but somehow she thinks she’s going to win an Oscar? And by the time she’s 30? This is what she told Jay Leno on The Tonight Show last night, you know, after she regurgitated all the sh-t you’re supposed to say when you’ve f-cked up: I’ve taken responsibility, I made mistakes, I’ve learned, I’m better… Are you? It’s a goddamn script. Full Story

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Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Really love that Prince William broke with tradition Easter weekend and spent it instead in Bucklebury with the Middletons for some down time before the madness. And more importantly, supporting Kate during what must be an unimaginably anxious time – he’s down with whatever she needs to hold it together, even if it means not being at Windsor Castle with the Queen and other members of the Royal Family.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2011 13:54:00 April 26, 2011 13:54:00

Lainey’s caught in pre-wedding shoots the rest of the day so we’re going to sign-off with Tingles. So I’ll take this opportunity to end with these words: Bobby Lou, we have faith in you. Go Canucks Go.
- Jacek.

Lilo says she’s in the clear. The people cheer. (The Superficial)

More Mimi gold for the ages (Dlisted)

To think I had a huge crush on her when she did North and South in the 80’s… (Popeater)

Miranda Kerr’s yummy mum boobs (Hollywood Tuna)

RPatz in Berlin. I love all the things going on in this picture (Pop Sugar)

Stuff Lainey would want me to wear that only Jude pulls off. Or does he? (Just Jared)

KK in Cosmo (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Cory Monteith as a Madame Tussauds statue. Odd pics no? (Celebuzz)

The tats are real, the tits aren’t (Pink Is The New Blog)

I wonder if the dude holding the cup is an accessory to Kelly’s lipstick (Go Fug Yourself)