BFF’s baby shower, her dick bf, & your sister

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2011 13:52:00 May 31, 2011 13:52:00

Written by Sasha Hi Sasha, So I need your help. My friend is preggo and she has asked me to host her baby shower which I am happy to do. The problem is that she has horrible taste, at least it is horrible to me. I'll let you judge for yourself, this Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2011 13:12:00 May 31, 2011 13:12:00

Just got out of X-Men: First Class screening. Review embargo until Friday, but I can tell you this: it is the mother-cking sh-t. Sooooooooo good.
Here are some Tingles while I look at Blake Lively’s bare breasts. That’s coming soon.


Leann Rimes is so proud to be thinner than you (The Superficial)

Angelina confirms Pitt Porn is good (Dlisted)

Imagine how Posh must be loving what’s happening to Cheryl Cole. (Popeater)

Minka Kelly doesn’t want to flash you (Hollywood Tuna)

If Jennifer Garner were wearing this outfit she’d look like a prairie girl, but not Keira Knightley (Pop Sugar)

Michelle Williams talks about her subconscious but all I want to do is stare at her hair (Just Jared)

When did Miley get such huge tits? (Popoholic)

First Look: Russel Brand and Alec Baldwin in Rock of Ages (Celebuzz)

What’s the official charge for dick rubbing? (The Blemish)

Mischa Barton obviously can’t accept that if you want to dress like this you actually have to matter (Go Fug Yourself)

 

Chris Martin: new song, new hair?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2011 11:09:42 May 31, 2011 11:09:42

Coldplay made an announcement on their site – click here to see. It’s a new song, with new artwork. The title: Every Teardrop is a Waterfall... Which... Kinda corny. But Viva La Vida is a corny title too and the song, I run to it a lot. Full Story

The older Sutherland gets snow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2011 10:09:35 May 31, 2011 10:09:35

Last October, I posted this article with my nomination for President Snow in the film adaptation of The Hunger Games, Kiefer Sutherland. Today Lionsgate announced that it was indeed a Sutherland who has been cast as the evil autocrat of Panem but... Full Story

RDJ vs GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2011 09:18:31 May 31, 2011 09:18:31

Tom Cruise was at that Joel Silver Memorial Day party in Malibu. So was Joel Silver. Joel Silver is producing Sherlock Holmes 2. Sherlock Holmes 2 opens on December 16. You know what else opens on December 16? Mission Impossible 4. Head to head! So Robert Downey Jr was also there. As was Sherlock director Guy Ritchie with his pregnant girlfriend Jacquie. Full Story

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The GMD, Robo, Little Sci, and DJ C-Squared

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2011 08:36:28 May 31, 2011 08:36:28

A lot of celebrities showed up at Joel Silver’s Memorial Day party yesterday in Malibu. Among them Tom Cruise, his son Connor, Katie Holmes, and Little Sci. As you can see, the GMD is super fond of his funky fedora these days. Doesn’t go out without it. Last week I saw pictures of him leaving a Rock of Ages rehearsal, he was wearing it. Full Story

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Will & Kate bump off Pippy?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2011 07:26:33 May 31, 2011 07:26:33

Totally buying this issue. Several copies. Obviously for Will & Kate but also because, well, let’s break it down, shall we? This is the cover of July Vanity Fair using an outtake from the couple’s engagement photo shoot with Mario Testino. It’s almost like a cellphone candid, non? Adorable. Full Story

The adult movie renaissance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2011 07:20:46 May 31, 2011 07:20:46

Written by Sarah No, this isn’t about porn. Sadly…? We’re actually here to talk about the resurgence of adult-oriented movies at the box office. Once again, all numbers are US domestic. It started last year when limited-release arthouse films Black Swan and The King’s Speech gained some marathon legs and exploded into the mainstream. Full Story

More Spanish PDA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2011 07:13:51 May 31, 2011 07:13:51

In yesterday’s post about Shaki – click here if you missed – I noted that I never mind when the Spaniards go full PDA, although it’s gross and offensive when people try it over here in North America. That reminded me of a video I’ve been meaning to post featuring another Spanish couple, and my favourite, Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero. Full Story

May 31, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2011 06:45:23 May 31, 2011 06:45:23

Corinne! How’s the ankle? Don’t feel guilty. Take a few days, catch up on your reading and daydreaming. About James McAvoy? Here he is on Regis & Kelly yesterday promoting X-Men: First Class. As for Colin Firth, here he is leaving a party last week with Livia. RDJ? Coming up later! Fresh pics! Feel better! Photos from Wenn.com Full Story

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Monday, May 30, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Please tell me you are watching Game of Thrones. I don’t write it about it enough because there are never any pictures to go with the posts but that doesn’t mean the love isn’t there. The love is very there. And hard.  Read Full Intro