New Year, new affair

January 3, 2011 09:07:00 Posted at January 3, 2011 09:07:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz opened 2010 in long term relationships with other people. They closed 2010 with an (attempted) undercover Christmas trip – click here for a refresher. As already noted, the timeline of their hookup is more than a little smutty. Full Story

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GOOPy New Year & SNL?

January 3, 2011 08:30:06 Posted at January 3, 2011 08:30:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth Paltrow spent New Year’s in Vegas at the opening of the Cosmopolitan where Chris Martin’s Coldplay was hired to perform along with Jay-Z and Kanye West. It was a big name event. So many big names. Almost everyone was photographed there this weekend. But for G. She managed to keep out of range of cameras, did not walk the carpet, and stayed close to Beyonce. Full Story

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New Year, Same Porny

January 3, 2011 07:19:18 Posted at January 3, 2011 07:19:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When I saw these photos of my Porny on New Year’s Eve in Aspen with her golddigging future husband, I wondered whether or not I knew the meaning of real, profound love. The kind real, profound love that moves one to abandon all senses, especially sight, and waddle out of the house in reindeer tights like I don’t give a f-ck. Full Story

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New Year, Fan Despair

January 3, 2011 06:31:00 Posted at January 3, 2011 06:31:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I did not want to wake up this morning. It has been a decadent holiday break. But I laughed for a long, long, LONG time looking at these photos. Hysterically. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez spent New Year’s on a boat together in the Caribbean. As you can see, there was some romance happening. Of the teen variety. Full Story

Starting the New Year single

January 3, 2011 06:25:06 Posted at January 3, 2011 06:25:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mila & Mac are over. Her rep confirmed the split to Page Six. They’d been dating a long, LONG time. At least 8 years because that’s when these photos of them kissing while leaving the Coffee Bean were taken. As you know, Macaulay Culkin is, well, he’s intensely private, even more so than your increasingly rare, genuinely intensely private celebrity. Full Story

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January 3, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

January 3, 2011 06:05:00 Posted at January 3, 2011 06:05:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Talia! Happy Belated Birthday with love from Sha-Sha! Wishing you a 2011 that’s an improvement on 2010 and yes, indeed, 27 will be better than 26. Promise. There’s been a request for some Ryan Reynolds photos. As noted earlier in the open, Ryan spent New Year’s Eve with Sandra Bullock. Full Story

Friday, December 31, 2010

Dear Gossips,

I was on Blackberry Messenger the other day with Dylan talking about asses. He opened the conversation by asking me what I thought were his chances of tagging That Kardashian. I told him she’s gross and plastic and that there are better asses to dreamf-ck. So he asked me to name my Top Five Asses. They are:

1. Jennifer Lopez
2. Kate Hudson
3. Nicki Minaj
4. Jennifer Aniston
5. Blake Lively

Then he decided on his:

1. Jennifer Lopez
2. That Kardashian
3. Liz Hurley back in the day
4. Kate Hudson
5. Minaj but maybe Alba or Shakira

He followed that up by texting over that “I just googled Jessica Biel’s. Contender.” To which I replied, “It doesn’t look like that anymore”. And then he struck her off his potentials list.

It got me to wondering why in those magazines like Shape and Fitness or whatever, where they promote workout tips and getting all leaned up and sh-t and encourage us to lunge for a great ass, why there’s never an ass on the cover. Never a body from behind shot. Instead it’s almost always waist up, bikini, tight abs, and a smile. Dylan said it’s because asses can look big on camera and “chicks generally hate big asses. They should totally show more ass. They always show chicks with sixpacks. I don’t love sixpacks on chicks.”

We did this for an hour. My point is that Dylan is a close friend, and with close friends you talk a lot of sh-t. Always. Especially on New Year’s Eve. What could be more fun? This is what I’ll be doing tonight. Sh-t talking with friends, ringing in 2011.

I wish you the same: that you are surrounded by friends and family, that you spend the evening laughing, that you spend the evening talking sh-t, that you talk the kind of sh-t that you will remember, randomly, and giggle about for a long time.

Thank you for supporting LaineyGossip this year. It’s a tremendous honour that you keep coming here for gossip. Looking forward to more great smut, the good kind!, next year. Hope you’ll continue to join us.

The blog will return to regular schedule on Monday January 3.

Happy New Year! And best to you in 2011! Be safe and have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Dear Gossips,

I really, really love it when losers fight over Twitter. There’s no more entertaining way to contribute to the end of the world, chipping away, 140 characters at a time. I also really, really love it when Chris Brown demonstrates that he’s a worthless piece of sh-t.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

December 30, 2010 12:06:25 Posted at December 30, 2010 12:06:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My favourite song to run to now has a video! (Dlisted)

Dylan and I debated about her ass the other day. It is certainly remarkable (The Superficial)

Just when I said that it’s great that Kate Moss doesn’t do anything but model, she turns around and f-cks me (Popeater)

The Alba Bitch on holiday for NYE (Hollywood Tuna)

Ashley Green wants everyone to see what the Vagina Virgin got her for Christmas (Pop Sugar)

Hemsworth honeymooning (Just Jared)

Will Will have more hair on his wedding day? (Cele|bitchy)

Draco spends Christmas at Hogwarts! (Celebuzz)

Beautiful Emily Blunt Vogue photos (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Has Julia Roberts abandoned Rupert Everett? (Towleroad)

Fergie’s holiday pants

December 30, 2010 10:49:14 Posted at December 30, 2010 10:49:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Looks like Fergie and Josh Duhamel are spending NYE in St Barts too. They arrived via helicopter today. As you can see, Fergie’s ready to relax in some loud ass pants. I particularly like the way they swirl from the back on both cheeks. You’ve got to have a certain confidence in the tightness of your buttocks to be able to step out in these without anxiety. Full Story

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